Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 25, 2003 And Rant was right. 56512 is indeed not a zip code. If I could somehow find out what his name was, I'd drive down there and beat the shit out of him personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Man...5am is not the time to read about this prime dude. "Fucked up motherfucker" is the term that comes to mind. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Sorry Flyboy, we aren't all antisocial bastards who are afraid of meeting new people. And that's why you're getting IMed by Prime and not me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Prime's location well that's what I got when I checked out aforementioned zipcode.... ....maybe he's CANADIAN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 We have a six digit Postal Code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Send in the Scimitar wielding, Ostrich riding, Kevlar protected monkeys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Here is my encounter with Prime: Lkdg32: Hi AceofSpades85: ? AceofSpades85: identify yourself human Lkdg32: This isn't 1996 for the Ultimo Dragon Lkdg32: This is 2003, he is way past his prime AceofSpades85: you're right Lkdg32: I doubt see the point of bringing him in when there are plenty of other cruiserweights out there AceofSpades85: but the why the hell are you bothering me with this here AceofSpades85: I am a mark for him Lkdg32: so you know Lkdg32: still are? AceofSpades85: I don't care if his workrate isn't up to par with his old work Lkdg32: have you seen his recent stuff? AceofSpades85: no I haven't Lkdg32: I have a question Lkdg32: When exactly was his botched arm surgery? AceofSpades85: Not sure exactly, but I believe 1997 or 1998 Lkdg32: he should have never came back Lkdg32: 28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline Lkdg32: even if he is 100% health wise, he will never be as good, because of age AceofSpades85: I don't hold everyone to a predefined standard Lkdg32: Everyone applies to that standard AceofSpades85: for most, yes, late 20's early 30's is prime AceofSpades85: that is your opinion, not fact Lkdg32: it is fact, because it hasn't been disproven AceofSpades85: just because something hasn't been disproven doesn't make it fact AceofSpades85: do rocks think? Lkdg32: but it has been proven to apply to numerous people AceofSpades85: you can disprove that theory, so by your standards, it must be true Lkdg32: that prime concept Lkdg32: and it hasn't been disproven AceofSpades85: numerous people isn't everyone Lkdg32: Rocks can't think because they are not living AceofSpades85: what about plants then Lkdg32: Right, but it doesn't matter how many people its been proven to Lkdg32: Scientists can't conduct experiments on everyone Lkdg32: If it applies to a lot of things or people, and it can't be disproven, it becomes law AceofSpades85: Thats why you can't hold a measuring stick up to everyoen and expect it to fit AceofSpades85: Law of what? Lkdg32: it becomes scientific law Lkdg32: the prime concept applies to many people and it hasn't been disproven, so it is fact AceofSpades85: Alright, lets say that you're right and Ultimo Dragon is past his prime, ect Lkdg32: he can only get worse Lkdg32: doesn't mean he sucks, it just means he isn't as good as he used to be, and can only decline more AceofSpades85: I don't think he's gonna get any better, and with time, of course his skills will deplete AceofSpades85: that doesn't mean that I still won't enjoy his work, because I liked him when I was a mark and didn't know anything about the business Lkdg32: How is Ultimo Dragon better than Great Sasuke or Jushin Liger? AceofSpades85: I never said he was AceofSpades85: But frankly, I haven't seen hardly any Sasuke or Liger matches AceofSpades85: I'm a big puro mark, although I'd like to see more AceofSpades85: not a big puro mark* AceofSpades85: What I want to know is, what are you hoping to accomplish by arguing this with me? Lkdg32: Arguing what with you? Lkdg32: What are we arguing? AceofSpades85: Maybe arguing was the wrong term Lkdg32: I IMed you to tell you that Ultimo is past his prime, and it doesn't make much sense why WWE would want him AceofSpades85: WWE doesn't do many things that make sense Lkdg32: Right AceofSpades85: and sure, UItimo will probably be jobbing on Velocity to A-Train before too much longer Lkdg32: The main thing that doesn't make sense is putting HBK over HHH AceofSpades85: and Dragon probably won't be used properly in WWE Lkdg32: If HBK wasn't a draw in his prime, how can he be a draw as a nostalgia act? AceofSpades85: thats a whole nother story Lkdg32: And HHH is the bigger draw that HBK ever was Lkdg32: It never makes sense to put a non draw over a draw AceofSpades85: he was sort of a draw, but nothing that good Lkdg32: not a draw at all AceofSpades85: Mable was not a draw at all Lkdg32: right AceofSpades85: HBK was to a certain extent AceofSpades85: although not that much Lkdg32: he drawed decently for a couple of months Lkdg32: then that was it AceofSpades85: yeah Lkdg32: in 1996 Lkdg32: People didn't care about HBK vs British Bulldog at KOTR 96 or HBK vs Vader at Summerslam 96 AceofSpades85: I won't argue with you as I've only been watching wrestling since 97' and that was WCW until 2000 Lkdg32: But they were probably interested in HBK vs Diesel for Good Friends, Better Enemies AceofSpades85: probably AceofSpades85: because like it or not, Diesel was a bigger draw than Bulldog Lkdg32: The only time people cared about the Bulldog was at Summerslam 92, and only because it was in England AceofSpades85: yeah AceofSpades85: what is your name on the Smart Marks Lkdg32: I am Prime Lkdg32: go to the general forum AceofSpades85: ok Lkdg32: and click the Acknowledge Prime thread AceofSpades85: k AceofSpades85: ah ok, Nevermortal, gotcha Lkdg32: no Lkdg32: that isn't me Lkdg32: he talked to me AceofSpades85: oh Lkdg32: there are tons of transcripts in there Lkdg32: of people vs me Lkdg32: i am the one with the random screennames AceofSpades85: yes AceofSpades85: so let me ask, what is the purpose of your talking to these people. everyone seems pretty pissed about it Lkdg32: Purpose is to inform them of prime Lkdg32: They must acknowledge the concept Lkdg32: If they don't, I continue to IM them until they do AceofSpades85: I see. 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Guest Kibagami Report post Posted March 26, 2003 I disproved his Ric Flair example of prime earlier. He's left me alone since then. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 26, 2003 My turn!! farseer919: Hey TimMoysey: hey buddy farseer919: That Prime asshole! farseer919: He's making too much sense! farseer919: I can't take it! TimMoysey: damn him! farseer919: Someone needs to fire his ass! farseer919: Like WWE fired Tommy Dreamer farseer919: For making too much sense farseer919: God dammit! TimMoysey: i know farseer919: I can't take it TimMoysey: me neither farseer919: The logic! farseer919: The common sense! farseer919: AHHHHHHHH TimMoysey: when will you be in your prime? farseer919: 28-32 of course TimMoysey: what year will that be? TimMoysey: so I can build shrines in your honour? farseer919: i turn 28 in 2011 farseer919: 2011-2015 will be my prime farseer919: i can't wait TimMoysey: I'll be sure to seek you out farseer919: Ok TimMoysey: what is your field of expertise? farseer919: You too, when you reach your prime farseer919: Prime TimMoysey: we will build shrines for each other TimMoysey: it will be grand farseer919: I have a question farseer919: That Lance Storm picture farseer919: When was it taken? farseer919: Before April 2002 or after? TimMoysey: Well, around the time of the invasion, so before. farseer919: I don't want to look at a past prime man farseer919: Oh good farseer919: I'm jerking off to him now farseer919: Cumming over his face on the computer farseer919: because he is prime farseer919: not because i'm gay farseer919: i jack off to prime anything farseer919: man or woman farseer919: doesn't matter farseer919: what matters if you are prime TimMoysey: what about dogs? farseer919: I want to see Big Show and A-Train in Playboy farseer919: both are prime farseer919: a dogs prime is age 4 to almost 5 farseer919: because you times it by 7 to reach human years TimMoysey: you jerk off to them, too? farseer919: 4 * 7 = 28 farseer919: 28 is prime farseer919: 4 year old dogs, yes farseer919: not 3 year old dogs farseer919: or 6 year old dogs farseer919: but 4 year old dogs, yes farseer919: i jack off to them TimMoysey: That's good. farseer919: yep TimMoysey: if you jerked off to 6 year old dogs, that would be weird. farseer919: i know farseer919: they are way past their primes farseer919: 6 * 7 = 42 TimMoysey: Man, that's just sick. farseer919: i know farseer919: but a 4 year old dog farseer919: yum farseer919: smooth face farseer919: smooth fur TimMoysey: wet nose farseer919: yep TimMoysey: love that wet nose farseer919: yep TimMoysey: anything else? farseer919: no farseer919: bye TimMoysey: later man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted March 26, 2003 He's mad at me now. He called me a liar and said that lying is a sin. PROVE IT! K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 26, 2003 AceofSpades85? Dude! I know you! I'm The Spoon from HWC, GWF, and the TWF!! Small world, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 26, 2003 And again: subzerox41: Hi TimMoysey: 'sup? subzerox41: This is prime subzerox41: listen subzerox41: Kibagami just posted that he disproved the prime concept with Ric Flair TimMoysey: What about dogs? subzerox41: he didn't disprove anything subzerox41: i need for you to do something TimMoysey: I don't care about Ric Flair. TimMoysey: I want to hear more about you jerkin' off to dogs. subzerox41: just create a post stating that I am banned and can't post right now subzerox41: and that Kibagami never disproved the concept wrong subzerox41: I couldn't prove that prime applies to Flair subzerox41: but he couldn't prove that it didn't subzerox41: ok? subzerox41: do that for me subzerox41: and i'll talk about dogs some more TimMoysey: Nah, I need more dog talk subzerox41: first do that subzerox41: and we can have dolphin and mango talk subzerox41: about how i jerk off to them too subzerox41: please create the post, it won't take long TimMoysey: mango? TimMoysey: the SNL character? subzerox41: yeah, they are very colorful subzerox41: no, the fruit subzerox41: i jack off to mangos TimMoysey: ah subzerox41: now please can you create the post? TimMoysey: they helped George get it up on Seinfeld, right? TimMoysey: right? subzerox41: i don't know about seinfield subzerox41: don't watch that show subzerox41: but subzerox41: can you please create the post? TimMoysey: was Jerry Seinfeld in his prime when he made that show? subzerox41: nevermind subzerox41: about posting it subzerox41: no subzerox41: i think seinfield started past prime subzerox41: not sure subzerox41: what i do know is that george was prime when it started subzerox41: much more hair subzerox41: look fresher, better subzerox41: same thing with all of them TimMoysey: did you jerk off to him? subzerox41: elaine looks like crap now subzerox41: yes, i did subzerox41: i jerk off to a-train and the big show now subzerox41: because they are prime subzerox41: i jack off to dawn marie too subzerox41: she is prime subzerox41: 31 subzerox41: i jack off to rock subzerox41: i jack of to jericho subzerox41: *off TimMoysey: cool TimMoysey: what about Torrie? subzerox41: no subzerox41: she isn't prime TimMoysey: shit TimMoysey: Trish? subzerox41: no subzerox41: she isn't prime either TimMoysey: fuck TimMoysey: well, bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 26, 2003 This post is here for no other reason than to bait Prime further. Ech hem... PRIME IS GHEY. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Yeah Spoon, I knows yah. I'm one of Lukes friends actually, one that isn't Joe. Thats small world for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted March 26, 2003 He's just mad 'cause I owned him. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Yeah Spoon, I knows yah. I'm one of Lukes friends actually, one that isn't Joe. Thats small world for ya. I didn't know it was you, mang. You shoulda said something! I'll hopefully see Luke at the sports bar for Wrestlemania this weekend. +1 deluding post for Prime to convince him further that the more replies a thread about him gets, the more people like him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted March 26, 2003 I was wondering why he wasn't trying to IM me tonight. I want him to see my new "Prime-related" away message too, dammit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 26, 2003 I hope he annoys the fuck out of you, Vester. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 26, 2003 He says he's jacking off yet earlier was continously stating that he/she was a woman and had a vagina? POST DISCONTINUITY!!! ..or maybe it's two different people, from an entire "Prime" cult. Frightening Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Prime fears me. [/blatant goading of internet fucktard] K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted March 26, 2003 I hope he annoys the fuck out of you, Vester. Dude, I've known him for damn near 4 years. Believe me, you guys are just getting the fringe stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 26, 2003 I hope he annoys the fuck out of you, Vester. Dude, I've known him for damn near 4 years. Believe me, you guys are just getting the fringe stuff. I don't even get his stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 26, 2003 We need to all start an AOL chat room with prime boy sometime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 That sounds like a Challenge, DH. So what of it, Prime? Are you man/woman enough to handle TSM? It would be a wider forum to preach your prime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 26, 2003 That sounds like a Challenge, DH. So what of it, Prime? Are you man/woman enough to handle TSM? It would be a wider forum to preach your prime. I'll make it happen tomorrow. Someone make a thread asking anyone who is interesed, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Eh, it's more fun when he just IMs you out of nowhere. Him in a chat would be too chaotic with his 'chatting style'. He works better in a one-on-one setting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Even more... primepotential: Can you feel it? TimMoysey: yes TimMoysey: it's furry primepotential: I work best in chat rooms primepotential: AOL WWE and wrestling chat rooms primepotential: I am well known primepotential: everyone knows prime primepotential: because of me TimMoysey: well, I'll keep out of them primepotential: why? primepotential: its great TimMoysey: I get enough harrassment here primepotential: a prime chat room primepotential: pure prime primepotential: so primepotential: Do you accept prime as your lord and saviour? TimMoysey: well, it's tempting TimMoysey: i'll have to wait until I turn 28 primepotential: yep TimMoysey: and then I can feel if it's true primepotential: until you prime TimMoysey: i can't go by 2nd hand information TimMoysey: I need to feel it for myself primepotential: Lance Storm is suffering from charcoal syndrome now primepotential: that photo you have is smooth lance storm primepotential: prime lance storm TimMoysey: yes primepotential: charcoal syndrome is when your face is blackish primepotential: it looks old TimMoysey: smooth Lance Storm > charcoal syndrom Lance Storm primepotential: and kind of dirty in spots TimMoysey: you can't jerk to Charcoal stuff primepotential: austin suffers from this at times primepotential: right TimMoysey: must be tough for you TimMoysey: to have to find out how old someone is before you stroke it to them primepotential: yep primepotential: takes awhile to find out a dog's age primepotential: usually i have to lick the dog TimMoysey: where? primepotential: it doesn't work by just looking at the dog primepotential: i have to lick the dog primepotential: to feel how smooth it is primepotential: if its very smooth primepotential: i know its prime TimMoysey: ok TimMoysey: it's fur or underneath? primepotential: underneath of course primepotential: no primepotential: its fur TimMoysey: make up your mind, pal TimMoysey: how will I know where to lick a dog if you don't even know? primepotential: I love jacking off to the Prime Show and Prime-Train primepotential: my two favorite wrestlers to jack off too primepotential: because they are prime primepotential: i told you TimMoysey: who else is in their prime now? primepotential: you lick its fur primepotential: Prime is Jericho primepotential: Rock primepotential: RVD TimMoysey: you changed your mind, though primepotential: Edge TimMoysey: your dick must be sore primepotential: it is TimMoysey: i can imagine primepotential: Do you know Kotzenjunge from real life? TimMoysey: no primepotential: oh primepotential: too bad primepotential: he deserves a lick TimMoysey: he's not prime, so I don't want to meet him primepotential: not sure if he is prime primepotential: but smooth man TimMoysey: he's not worth my time primepotential: ok primepotential: true primepotential: if he's not prime TimMoysey: wait until he's 28 before you lick him primepotential: i don't know if he is 28 TimMoysey: he's not TimMoysey: he's not worthy of being licked by someone like you primepotential: I'm nothing special primepotential: other than grasping the simple prime concept TimMoysey: oh, but you will be primepotential: i guess i have more common sense TimMoysey: something special, that is primepotential: that is it primepotential: nah primepotential: i will be better primepotential: when i prime TimMoysey: oh yes, I can feel it primepotential: but nothing special TimMoysey: you sell yourself short TimMoysey: there must be people lining up to be licked by you TimMoysey: everyone wants to know if they're prime TimMoysey: YOU can tell them primepotential: there are actually TimMoysey: YOU can fulfill their dreams primepotential: yep TimMoysey: Only YOU can do that primepotential: no TimMoysey: YOU should be running the world primepotential: others can primepotential: i need others to help me preach prime primepotential: there are a lot TimMoysey: no, no one else is smart enough primepotential: but none who do it on a regular basis TimMoysey: YOU see what others don't primepotential: except me TimMoysey: I wish I could be more like you TimMoysey: I don't have the balls to lick dogs primepotential: Have you ever licked a dolphin? primepotential: A prime dolphin TimMoysey: no, but it's a dream primepotential: They are very cute animals primepotential: I love licking prime dolphins TimMoysey: i'm afraid to masturbate to them, since I don't know if they're prime or not TimMoysey: and I don't want to look stupid jacking off to a dolphin that's not prime primepotential: Would you jack off to an 80 year old man? TimMoysey: no primepotential: I did once just for fun, but I couldn't primepotential: the guy was too old primepotential: too far past his prime TimMoysey: yeah, tell me about it primepotential: Chris Jericho is in his prime primepotential: but not for longer primepotential: turns 33 in November 9 TimMoysey: uh oh primepotential: will no longer be the King of the World then TimMoysey: better start weening yourself off of him primepotential: you too TimMoysey: nah TimMoysey: i gotta go now, pleasure myself to Dawn Marie, since she's prime. TimMoysey: later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted March 26, 2003 Just for the hell of it, I came up with several wrestling-based refutals of his dumbass prime theory: 1. Ric Flair: the most obvious one. Simply put, I have several early 80's matches he and Steamboat had, and their 1989 stuff owned it, plain and simple. Hell, their 1994 stuff owned it too. Also, as per his "crappy opponents" theory, I'd hardly call the likes of Harley Race, Barry Windham, and Sting the bottom of the barrel, yet they were all Flair fuedees in his "prime". 2. Stan Hansen: he was always good, but he didn't do his greatest stuff of all time until his forties, even his late forties. His matches with Kobashi, Misawa, and co. all smoked his earlier stuff against equally fine wrestlers like Jumbo Tsuruta, the Funks, and so on. 3. Mick Foley: according to Optinuts Prime, none of Mankind's awesome WWF matches ever happened, since they all occured after his 32nd birthday. 4. Raven: he was a middling pseudo-high flyer in his prime, but it was only after he got older and turned hardcore that he turned into something really special. 5. Jerry Lynn: is doing some of the best stuff of his career now in TNA, despite his slowly advancing age. 6. DDP: pushed, pulled, and dragged the best match of out Goldberg that the stiff bastard ever had, despite being way over 40. 7. Steve Austin and Keiji Mutoh: both experienced career revivals in 2001, turning out matches way above the quality of the stuff they'd been doing for the previous few years, despite being older and more banged-up. 8. Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Tommy Dreamer, Triple H, Big Show many others: all guys who seemed to already be going downhill in working ability, for various reasons, before they turned 32 or even 28. 9. Gypsy Joe: despite being anywhere from 60 to 73 depending on who you listen to, this old southern legend still throws harder chops than ANYONE. (And yes, I have talked to a guy who's wrestled Gypsy, Ric Flair, and Chris Benoit, and he insists that Joe's are the hurtiest of them all.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted March 26, 2003 It's stupid when you guys go into long conversations drying to disprove him, you kill all the fun in fucking with the guy. xepahtinez: Hey man. xepahtinez: What's up? The Game 2705: hi The Game 2705: nothing The Game 2705: who r u? xepahtinez: 28-32 is prime, but why do you no sell it? xepahtinez: i mean xepahtinez: its such a simple fucking concept xepahtinez: most people get it xepahtinez: WHY NOT YOU? The Game 2705: huh? xepahtinez: ok xepahtinez: then why did you block me? xepahtinez: tell me NOW xepahtinez: or i will continue to IM you with my thousand screennames The Game 2705: I'll just block The Game 2705: U, I'm bored xepahtinez: it will be annoying The Game 2705: go ahead xepahtinez: i will IM you whenever i want to xepahtinez: it doesn't have to be now The Game 2705: 28-32 is prime or something xepahtinez: why did you block me? xepahtinez: right xepahtinez: you said "huh" xepahtinez: like you didn't know what i was talking about xepahtinez: so why did you block me xepahtinez: what did i do to you before? xepahtinez: did i rape your mom? The Game 2705: nothing but I've heard u annoy people The Game 2705: no cant say u did xepahtinez: no xepahtinez: If someone has a screenname on TSM xepahtinez: they get IMed xepahtinez: I tell them the prime concept xepahtinez: ask them if they grasp it xepahtinez: if they don't xepahtinez: i explain it to them xepahtinez: if they get it xepahtinez: i move on xepahtinez: i don't IM them anymore The Game 2705: is this some wack ass shit like Mattitude? xepahtinez: but if they ignore me xepahtinez: i continue to IM them xepahtinez: no xepahtinez: this is prime xepahtinez: 28-32 is prime xepahtinez: 33+ you decline xepahtinez: remember the Chris Jericho fears November 9 thread? xepahtinez: a couple of weeks ago The Game 2705: 28 isn't a prime number... The Game 2705: no xepahtinez: 28-32 is when you peak xepahtinez: it is when you are at your best xepahtinez: 33+ you decline The Game 2705: goodnite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 26, 2003 primepotential: Do you know Kotzenjunge from real life? TimMoysey: no primepotential: oh primepotential: too bad primepotential: he deserves a lick TimMoysey: he's not prime, so I don't want to meet him primepotential: not sure if he is prime primepotential: but smooth man TimMoysey: he's not worth my time primepotential: ok primepotential: true primepotential: if he's not prime TimMoysey: wait until he's 28 before you lick him primepotential: i don't know if he is 28 TimMoysey: he's not TimMoysey: he's not worthy of being licked by someone like you ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
