Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Since they did a comedy portion on the RAW X (at least I think they did), I figured I'd do an unintentional comedy thread. Anything from the past 10 years of WWE TV or merchandising (stupid T-shirt slogans) is fair game. On with the list.... --Kevin Nash tearing his quad 10 seconds into his big comeback match on RAW. --Chris Benoit trying to look badass in a "Toothless Aggression" T-shirt. --One time on Heat or RAW, Bradshaw tried to run and hop up the ring steps to celebrate a win. He misjudged where the step was and almost ended up with a serious dent in his shin. --During the nWo invasion, how the crowd would get all hyped up when Ric Flair said "Steve Austin," then completely died when he'd say, "you'll be teaming up with Bradshaw!" --The infamous Chyna-Lita verbal showdown, where both of them seemed to forget their lines. --That two or three week period in 1998 when the microphones always seemed to short circuit during important promos. --Triple H trying to destroy the announce tables and getting no-sold. --Undertaker trying to destroy DDP's Sara shrine and doing minimal damage at best. You just can't make paper-tearing look tough. More? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Bradshaw almost burning the flag was GOLD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted March 23, 2003 How can anyone forget Hogan stalling the bike while King and JR tried covering it up while trying not to laugh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Hogan not getting the bike to start was indeed priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Viscera slipping in the beer puddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 It begins and ends with Hogan stalling the motorcycle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Sid flubbing his lines and asking JR if he could restart before being told that the interview was live is pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Sid flubbing his lines and asking JR if he could restart before being told that the interview was live is pretty funny. Yes, that's a .5 Hogan for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 - Booker T calling Hogan the N-word at a WCW PPV - The Song "Stand Back" by Vince off one of the early WWF CDs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted March 23, 2003 The HHHonk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iamsherm Report post Posted March 23, 2003 --During the nWo invasion, how the crowd would get all hyped up when Ric Flair said "Steve Austin," then completely died when he'd say, "you'll be teaming up with Bradshaw!" I had tried to block that era of RAW out. Thanks. Seriously, that had to be RAW's lowest point (sans the necrophelia angle). For what seemed like an eternity, Flair would consistently set up that Austin/Bradshaw-nWo (?) tag match as the main event of RAW. My friends and I just groaned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Raven trying to put moppy through the woodchipper, with the woodchipper not working was pretty funny. Viscera's pants falling down while he was running off the ropes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 23, 2003 The HHHonk. That's the king of all unintentional comedy. It was so random, and so fucking absurd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 23, 2003 The HHHonk. That's the king of all unintentional comedy. It was so random, and so fucking absurd. I missed the HHHonk. What happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 23, 2003 The HHHonk. That's the king of all unintentional comedy. It was so random, and so fucking absurd. I missed the HHHonk. What happened? Here's the gist of it. Right after the Necrophelia footage aired, HHH was talking to Coach. "Hahahaha......Kane.....what a sick freak!" Immediately after saying freak, he emits this high pitched duck noise from his nose/mouth. Its possibly the funniest thing ever heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 23, 2003 How can anyone forget Hogan stalling the bike while King and JR tried covering it up while trying not to laugh? Or Hogan getting dragged around the arena on his padded coat and crashing into boxes, then they sell it as if he was INJURED FROM IT?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Owen Hart: "That’s why I kicked your leg from underneath your.....leg" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 23, 2003 "I'm going now, bye." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Tori bouncing off Bubba when she tried to splash through him and a table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Any of Lilian's numerous "Jericho/Benoit" mixups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Pat Patterson opening the door of The Rock's lockerroom just as Rock was cutting a promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Pat Patterson opening the door of The Rock's lockerroom just as Rock was cutting a promo. HA! I remember that. Hi-fuckin-larious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Bradshaw almost burning the flag was GOLD When did that happen? I mean, I'm assuming it was during the Un-Americans period, but what exactly went down? Some more to add... --Jackie Gayda's last match on TV, where the lethally stiff breeze of Trish's missed bulldog knocked her out cold. Or maybe Trish caught her weird coming down and hit a neck nerve. --The Rock clowning the crowd with, "He said our city! Yaaaaay!" and them not knowing how to react. --Whenever JR would give the weekly XFL update, they'd cut back to him and Heyman, and Heyman would have this look on his face like, "Are we done with this shit yet?" --The night in 1999 when Triple H fought 5 guys in gimmick matches: during the Inferno Match, Taker and the Ministry brought a bloody X-Pac to the ramp. Kane's "reaction" shot was accidentally done in slow-mo. --Any of the announcers or wrestlers' counter-argument to the logical arguments made by the Un-Americans: "Well if you don't like it, just leave." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Owen Hart: "That’s why I kicked your leg from underneath your.....leg" That's why I did what I did...and that's why I kicked your leg outta your leg! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 23, 2003 HHH driving a forklift in the background during a Booker - Big Show hardcore match. They should have made that a running gag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 23, 2003 Owen Hart: "That’s why I kicked your leg from underneath your.....leg" That's why I did what I did...and that's why I kicked your leg outta your leg! I couldn't get over how, for the whole time after Owen's big win over Bret at Wrestlemania, he had some snot or spit or something hanging off his lip. It was probably still there when he came out at the end of the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 23, 2003 HHH driving a forklift in the background during a Booker - Big Show hardcore match. They should have made that a running gag. THAT was funny. Booker and Big Show are fighting, then all of sudden you see Flair guiding a forklift with HHH driving. It jst caught you off guard. --Jackie Gayda's last match on TV, where the lethally stiff breeze of Trish's missed bulldog knocked her out cold. Or maybe Trish caught her weird coming down and hit a neck nerve. She also fell back...while selling a bulldog. She decided to go BACKWARDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted March 23, 2003 -Chris Jericho's Undisputed Title Reign. oh wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 23, 2003 The entire Steiner/HHH program, including: The pose down, which had Ric Flair rubbing oil on HHH and looking a bit TOO into it. Steiner's pants falling down. Steiner's interviews. Michael Cole squealing like a little bitch about "Freakzilla" and sounded more gay than usual. Either match. Anything I missed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted March 23, 2003 One shudders to think how many Nathan Jones moments will eventually be candidates for this list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
