The Dames 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 HILARIOUS!! Heels at Heart March 24,2003 As most of you should know by now, I travel with Christian every week. We have, like most travel partners do, become like an old married couple. We bitch and complain about each other to no end. I bug him about being an inconsiderate, ugly bastard who can’t work, and with the exception of the “can’t work” part that’s pretty much accurate. He on the other hand complains, with about the same level of accuracy, that I’m a boring, ugly bastard, who can’t work. On a few occasions we actually agree and see eye to eye. Last weekend was one of those instances. I think the problem lies in the fact that we are both heels at heart. When we are alone we have no one to heel on but each other. When there is someone else to aim or verbal venom at we jump on the chance to team up and be vicious heels. Last week whilst driving from St. Louis to Columbia, MO we had such an opportunity. Christian was driving and as we approach a mini van he looks at me and says, “How do you think they feel about Amy?” I look up and see that the people in question have “WE LOVE AMY” painted on the back of their van in large bold letters. There is a big pink heart, the whole nine yards. I look at Christian and reply, “I’ll go out on a limb here and say their pretty fond of her.” We chuckle to ourselves about the absurdity of painting such a message on your vehicle, when Christian has the brainstorm, “I wish we had a “WE HATE AMY” sign we could hold up.” Now that Christian has put the ball in play, I grab it and head for the end zone. I had just pulled my booking sheet out to check for the name of the building in Columbia so I say to Christian, “I’ve got my booking sheet and a Sharpie marker. Let’s make the sign.” I grab my booking sheet, flip it over and pull out the sharpie. I write “WE HATE AMY!!” in large bold letters and tell Christian to pull up beside them. Neither of us had a clue who Amy was but if they saw fit to boast their affection, we could not in good conscience, as heels, pass up this opportunity to voice a contrary opinion. Just as we are pulling up on them, Christian hits the breaks and looks at me. “What?” I ask him. “What if Amy is a local sick kid?” he asks. Damn, even as heels we don’t want to heel on a sick kid, especially if these people are her parents and she is in ICU somewhere. At this point I notice there is some writing on the side of the van as well. I tell Christian to pull up a bit, maybe there will say something on the side like, “Go for the Gold” or something, which would give us a clue as to who Amy is. If she’s a local athlete, the gloves are off. Christian pulls along side and I read, “Nashville Stars…vote for Amy”. There’s no way she’s a sick kid. Christian then remembers that he flipped by “Nashville Stars” on TV last week. He tells me that it’s a Nashville Country Music show like “American Idol”. At this point we both get a diabolical smile and Christian hits the gas as I put our sign up against my window. We hold steady beside the van waiting for its two occupants to notice our sign. Finally the passenger turns our way and starts frantically pointing our sign out to the driver. Christian hits the gas and pulls ahead as we both triumphantly laugh at our public display of hatred for a person we don’t even know. It’s amazing the lengths you’ll go to, on the road, to amuse yourselves. Till next week, don’t vote for Amy. I want her doing a bigger job than Christian on “HEAT” Lance Um....no, its Dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 THAT IS AWESOME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Yeah! Amy sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Damn, even as heels we don’t want to heel on a sick kid Reminding me once again why these are a couple of the guys that keep me watching this shit. Lance usually writes really good commentaries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Fucking gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted March 25, 2003 For a brief, brief shining moment, Storm was my personal hero. Then I remembered about Benoit and forgot all about Lance...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Yeah! Amy sucks! I hate Amy too. I could just imagine the kinda cracks they make on each other. Christian: "Even when Lance is having sex with his wife he gets 'boring' chants." Lance: "Of course, maybe I wouldn't if I chinlocked her." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Anybody think for a second that Amy was Lita? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 This story reminds me when 2 of my friends and I (You can see them in the NWF videos...cheap plug) went to Boston for the Rumble....we had signs taped on the window like "Royal Rumble Bound...Show us your boobs." The look on the older ladies/mother's face was priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted March 25, 2003 I think I have a sign idea for when RAW comes to Dallas! Woohoo! Man, that's gold, though. Just gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HurriShane 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Till next week, don’t vote for Amy. I want her doing a bigger job than Christian on “HEAT” Funny because it's true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted March 25, 2003 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Truly Lance Storm is the mack daddy of groove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Such evil genius must be admired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 That just fucking owned. Nuff said. Baby goes to sleep now. [A Stevie phrase!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man jr Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Anybody think for a second that Amy was Lita? Yes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted March 25, 2003 I wish they would give Christian more to do on Raw than just be Jericho's sidekick. The man doesn't even come out to his own music! If they had a mid card belt, Christian would totally be the shit! Same for Lance. Give him the mic more and get rid of Regal and Morley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Storm and Christian are comedic gold. Lance should let more of his goofiness through his character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HellSpawn Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Damn! That is not Gold, is Pure Platinum... near Diamond quality yarn. Storm & Chrtiiiiiiiaaaaaan rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted March 25, 2003 Ahh, the things that we Canuck's will do when we're left to our own devices. That was a classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
