If you had a chance to "date" a WWE Diva....

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

No Torrie Wilson from any of you? You're all fucked up.

Hey now! You need to meet Torrie without makeup and you'll see why I forgot about her.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yes, I would agree on the Torrie thing, without being all made up and such she isn't all that.

 

For me it's definitely Trish, she likes KEvin Smith movies, has a great smile/laugh, and she has a STYLIN fuckin house. I'd date her and fuck her like crazy, dare I say she's close to perfection. And she obviously likes wrestling, doesn't she?

 

For one night stands I'd say Victoria and Stacy. At the same time. Legs and good looks are good, but Stacy seems like a ditz and Victoria doesnt have too much in the way of face, but damn is she ever athletic.

 

You know my friend and used to joke around about if wrestlers would ever 'roleplay' as their actual gimmicks in the bedroom. Reason #1 we came up with that was imagining if Brock Lesnar came out he'd still do the little dance and whatnot. Or Ric Flair smacking 'dat ass' and going WHOO, something of the sort.

[Guest Choken One]

I can see flair cutting a promo during the Wild Monkey Dance...

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Canadian chick: Edge? Really? He's got a chin you could cut cheese with! If I was on the turn- Randy Orton.

Randy's cute, but I'm not a huge fan of really big tattoos.

My girlfriend says Cena, RVD, and Jericho are the best....of course, its all in wrestling standards. She doesn't think any of them are remotely hot.

[Guest HellSpawn]

Torrie & Molly and on character issue.

 

 

Why I picked Stephanie over Torrie...

 

For me, torrie is just another of the 2037475858 american blondes out there, yeah hot like hell, but same for the other 2037475857 blondes.

 

And count me in the "Molly is hot?" list, she is really good looking, but hot?

 

Now about the wrestlers stay on character , that thought is really funny.

 

Flair: yes yes yes... whooooooo !

[Guest papacita]

Or Ric Flair smacking 'dat ass' and going WHOO, something of the sort.

LMAO!

[Rendclaw 0]

Ever since she debuted, I would take Lita over any other diva. Although seeing how she is in eps of Tough Enough, I would definitely go out with Ivory, and Stacy, because I have a weakness for women 5'9" and taller.....

[Guest Choken One]

I still stand that If I were Gay and Jericho didn't a wang of a 7 year old...I'd tap that ass...

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I still stand that If I were Gay and Jericho didn't a wang of a 7 year old...I'd tap that ass...

What?????

[Guest RepoMan]

I still stand that If I were Gay and Jericho didn't a wang of  a 7 year old...I'd tap that ass...

How do you know the size of Jericho's wang?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Well, I'd pick Trish..as if you were to break wind while she was giving you head, you could just quote some Brodie and it's all a joke, not grounds for dumping a person. Also, from what I hear, she looks good without makeup.

 

And...regardless of the Jericho's wang size, the man has some big huevos for wearing the black and white checkerboard pants in public.

[Guest Choken One]

For those wondering...Jericho himself has said he doesn't have much down there...Which makes hIs Rock Star Persona even cooler...

[Guest Vitamin X]

Ever since she debuted, I would take Lita over any other diva. Although seeing how she is in eps of Tough Enough, I would definitely go out with Ivory, and Stacy, because I have a weakness for women 5'9" and taller.....

Sorry to disappoint you, but Ivory is only a mere 5'2". You can have Torrie (5'9"), or how about even Linda Miles (6'1")

 

Oh, and Lita is 5'7".

[Rendclaw 0]

Ever since she debuted, I would take Lita over any other diva. Although seeing how she is in eps of Tough Enough, I would definitely go out with Ivory, and Stacy, because I have a weakness for women 5'9" and taller.....

Sorry to disappoint you, but Ivory is only a mere 5'2". You can have Torrie (5'9"), or how about even Linda Miles (6'1")

 

Oh, and Lita is 5'7".

Oh no... I know that Ivory was short..... Lita and Ivory just strike me as being fun to hang out with.... With Ivory its just that devil-may-care and sometimes a lil crazy attitude, and Lita is just cool as hell.

 

Stacy, being 5'11" and 75% of that being those legs and an absolutely *luscious* ass besides, plays right on my weakness.....

 

 

Its just a damned shame that she's with fucking TEST, of all people... then again from what I have heard, if you ain't a wrestler and fulla musckles, you have no chance with her.

 

 

Linda Miles? I'm a black man, and I would have to say no thank you to that sista..... she did not turn me on at ALL.

[Garth 0]

I'll mos def agree to the fact that Ivory is hot, i've had thing for her ever since i met he at Mania last year. Also Molly and Nidia are hot to to. Nidia rules in person as well.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Its just a damned shame that she's with fucking TEST, of all people... then again from what I have heard, if you ain't a wrestler and fulla musckles, you have no chance with her.

 

Explain David Flair, then.

[Guest Choken One]

$$$ Baby...Besides she heard of Space Mountatin but got in the wrong line.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

1. Ivory

2. Nidia

3. Trish

4. Molly

5. Victoria

6. Stacy

7. Torrie

8. Lita (tie)

8. Jackie Gayda

9. Terri Runnels (tie)

9. Dawn Marie

10. Jacqueline

11. Linda Miles

12. Jazz

 

Is that everyone?

[Guest AndrewTS]

1. Ivory

2. Nidia

3. Trish

4. Molly

5. Victoria

6. Stacy

7. Torrie

8. Lita (tie)

8. Jackie Gayda

9. Terri Runnels (tie)

9. Dawn Marie

10. Jacqueline

11. Linda Miles

12. Jazz

 

Is that everyone?

You forgot Lilian Garcia. I think they missed the boat by not having Eddy hit on her yet.

[Rendclaw 0]

Its just a damned shame that she's with fucking TEST, of all people... then again from what I have heard, if you ain't a wrestler and fulla musckles, you have no chance with her.

 

Explain David Flair, then.

The Nature Boy *himself* can't explain David Flair, and you want *me* to?

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

1. Nidia - Best body...

2. Steph - full figured wit an pretty face

3. Molly - Again another curvaceous (sp?) beauty

4. Lilian Garcia - spanish mami

5. Ivory - she looked good as hell in TE. very nice lower body

6. Victoria - Her face could use a lil bit of work in my opinion

7. Stacy - too tall, cute baby face, nice ass

8. Lita - face could use some work, tatoo must go

9. Linda Miles - i dunno bout yall, i love her thick hips n big ass.. upper body needs help

10. Dawn Marie - i like her legs n ass.. hair n face need work

11. Torrie Wilson - looks a lot better with clothes on than she does without them

12. Jazz - too much muscle, nice legs n ass. sometimes i think her face looks okay. breasts = DUD

13. Terri - way too skinny n small. still think she has one of the best asses

14. Jacqueline - black girl wit fake tits. I'll pass!

15. Jackie Gayda - yuck, face is ooglay.. no hips at all, body shaped like a rectangle.. fake tits

[Guest Raiden]

Molly, Ivory, Molly, Trish, Molly, Stephanie, Molly, Victoria, Molly, Nidia, Molly, Molly and Molly, in that order.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

1. Nidia - Best body...