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Guest Tony149

Then she looks like a man with big boobs

 

If SCSA told Vince, Steph sucks

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then Vince would book Austin vs. Steph in a "My Daughter Rules the World" match.

 

If Austin had stayed in ECW instead of going to the WWF...

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Guest The Man in Blak

Rob Van Dam would be feuding with Tajiri for the ECW Title  (well, I can dream, can't I?)

 

If Rhyno didn't get injured last year...

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Guest Tony149

Then Heyman becomes his manager and screams GORE GORE GORE!!!

 

If WWF Raw somehow gets higher ratings than Smackdown

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Guest dreamer420

then Vince will start appearing on Raw.

 

If Vince McMahon had a nervous breakdown...

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Guest goodhelmet

then his sorry ass would be off of tv also

 

If Linda McMahon took acting lessons

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Guest dreamer420

she still belongs off TV.

 

It Shane McMahon did a shooting star press off the titan tron..

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd probably miss his intended target by about 10 feet

 

If George bush and Hillary Clinton had a child

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Guest Tony149

Then it would end up saying "Read my lips. I did not have sexual relations with that women."

 

If Vince McMahon & Stephanie had a child together

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then the kid would eventually have both huge "puppies" and "balls the size of grapefruits".

 

If Chyna was still in the WWF...

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then Roger Ebert would phone Scott Keith to borrow his rating system from him so he'd be able to give it -*****

 

If Hogan convinced Vince to sign Ed Leslie back...

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Guest dreamer420

the Rock can longer call him a bitch.

 

If the Rock's new movie tanks...

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Guest Tony149

Then he gives Hogan a run for his money at making bad movies

 

If The Rock's movie becomes #1

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Guest dreamer420

no one should really be surprised.

 

If Lita caught Matt cheating...

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Guest Tony149

Then she would miss the punch she throws at him

 

If womens wrestling becomes big

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Guest dreamer420

then all the men on earth must have died.

 

If Lita wins the Cruiserweight title...

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Guest Tony149

Then JR has been blowing smoke about that divison again

 

If the cruiserweights get TV time

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Guest dreamer420

then someone must be running the wrong tape.

 

If Rhyno comes back more bad ass then ever....

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Guest WWF4Life

he'll be a main eventer next year

 

If Brock Lesnar gets enormously over

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Guest dreamer420

it will be because of his impressive power and strength.

 

If Mark Henry starts appearing on Smackdown...

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he'll eat all the new cruiserweights

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon started her own company

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

it would bomb within a week

 

If Brock Lesnar gets pushed to the moon

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Guest dreamer420

we will see a deserving champion  while he's out.

 

If HHH returns...

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Guest Tony149

Then he will marry Steph, run Vince out of power and control the WWF

 

If Vince started the WBF again

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Guest CED Ordonez

then it'd still be a degrading spectacle like it was the last time.

 

If Spike had HHH's physique

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