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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then all smark faves would be top draws and on the top of the card

 

If the Smark faves were on top...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

we would have crossed into bizarro world.

 

If Vince posted on the smarkboard

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he'd be full of sarcasm and uneasiness

 

If Vince actually listened to the net

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Guest JAMES900

Then the IWC would have nothing to bitch about

 

If Vince was trapped in a giant net

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

we could all point and laugh and prod him with sticks.

 

If the IWC stopped watching wrestling

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Steph and Shane would take over

 

If Steph and Shane took over...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

They would book themselves as tag team champs.

 

If Flair started his own promotion

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Guest Tony149

Then it would suck

 

If in 10 years you look at the WWF Title history and see Stephanie, Shane & Linda as former WWF Champions

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then you'll be glad it was the first time you saw that and that you didn't watch wrestling when they won the titles.

 

If the first Wrestlemania was a total failure...

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Guest Tony149

Then wrestling doesn't go into a boom and we have tons of wrestling territories

 

If Vince never brought the WWF from his Dad

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Guest dreamer420

sports entertainment would never have been born.

 

If Sports Entertainment hadn't been born...

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Guest dreamer420

it would have never died a sweet death at the hands of the Taker.

 

If the Undertaker was never created...

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then we wouldn't have seen some of the stupidest angles ever (Underfaker, Royal Rumble 94, etc)

 

If Phil Muschnick joined the World Wrestling Federation tomorrow...

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Guest dreamer420

he'd be jobbing to Vince on Smackdown!

 

If Ric Flair bladed and no blood came out..

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Guest dreamer420

simply put, HE WOULD DIE.

 

If Hogan did a move from the middle rope...

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Guest Tony149

Then he would break a hip

 

If Hogan had to run from the ramp to the ring

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then it would be worse than Kane's move.

 

If you stuck Jim Ross, Jim Cornette, Paul Heyman, and Vince Russo all in one room and locked them in there...

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Guest Tony149

Then both fold within' 3 years as Bischoff runs them into the ground (Assume Bischoff was still in charge)

 

If Bischoff works for the WWF

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Guest Tony149

Then Bret Hart, Russo & Bischoff work for the WWF

 

If Bret returned to the WWF

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Guest dreamer420

it would be my all time markout moment.

 

If Bret screwed Vince this time..

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Guest AM The Kid

Then we'd all smile and laugh

 

If RVD fell down a flight of stairs

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Guest dreamer420

he'd sell the pain for a moment and then jump right up.

 

If Scott Hall was at the bar before Raw...

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