Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then they would be porn stars If Chris Benoit and Rick Flair had a match to see who was God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then Benoit would win in the present. If someone tried to convince you Benoit wasn't god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then I would present that person with the Benoit-Jericho series, Benoit-Booker T series, Benoit in Japan, and Benoit-Austin, thus proving that Benoit IS God If Bret Hart was bitter at Benoit for being God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then they're right. Flair is GOD. Benoit can be the son of GOD. If Benoit & Flair have a match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then we'll like it and Flair will blade If Flair didn't blade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then we'd all question his title of "The Man" If the Bossman was the most over wrestler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then I would be surprised If Bret Hart was bitter at Benoit for being God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then his hair wouldn't turn red If Vince Russo & Stephanie McMahon got into a fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then Steph would beat Russo's ass If Russo was Vince MCmahon's other son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then they fit well together If Paul Heyman got into a fight with Jim Cornette with JR as guest referee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then JR would cheat to make Heyman lose. If Jim Ross ate Jerry Lawler's left arm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then it's one less arm Jerry can use to jack off when PUPPIES appear If JR explained what the hell "booger red" means Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then he would have to pick his nose If the San Antonio Spurs win their game on Wednesday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then they have a 14 game win streak (I think it's 14) If the Spurs choked against the Lakers in the playoffs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then it would be nothing new If Sacramento defeated the Lakers in the playoffs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then the Spurs will have to run over the Kings If San Antonio gets the WNBA team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then goodhelmet would still not give a shit about the WNBA If Tim Duncan was a wrestler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then Vince names him "The Turtle" If local news sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then Tony should watch the Simpsons instead If Jerry Seinfeld was a wrestler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then his catch-phrase would be "yada, yada, yada" If Jerry Springer was a wrestler (I watch the Simpsons sometimes at 10, but I watch it after King of the Hill at 5:30. I watch most of those damn dating shows at night. Entertaining shit there.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then he would be more over than HHH (Jerry-Jerry-Jerry-Jerry!!! ) If John Travolta and Stone Cold got into a fight (speaking of those shows, I think I will cathc some MaddTV before I go to bed, Goodnight) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Then Austin would make him his bitch If Austin quit the WWF and joined some start up fed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 he'd be kicking himself in the ass within 2 months. If Tommy Dreamer got a push... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then it would be 1996 If Raven and Tommy Dreamer were used effectively during the Invasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 they would have got over. If Benoit faced HHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Benoit would be squashed If HHH roided up even more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 he would explode. If Spike Dudley roided up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 He might get a World title shot If Vince banned all roids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 26, 2002 then Trips would retire If Trips retired... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 The net writers would have to plant the glass celin on someone else If there was no glass celin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
