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Guest Some Guy

then her acceptance speech would break windows

 

If Hogan got another 4 yr run with the strap

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Guest goodhelmet

then fans would turn away in droves until only 3 people watched the WWF: Hogan, Vince and Nash

 

If Mr. T wrestled again

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Guest Some Guy

then I pity the fool who wrestled the T (i couldn't resist)

 

If Piper boxed Mr. T again

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Guest goodhelmet

then they would make Danny Bonaduce-Barry Williams look like the Thrilla in Manilla

 

If Marc Mero shot you with the Badd Blaster

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Guest Some Guy

I would wear a fruity mask until a disgruntled guitar player beat me up.

 

If Maxx payne's movies comes out

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Guest goodhelmet

then I will be sure to buy a copy

 

If Van Hammer and maxx Payne both had guitars in hand

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Guest CED Ordonez

then I'd sue for every dollar possible.

 

If Terry Taylor never went along with the Red Rooster gimmick

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Guest Some Guy

he still would have become a WWF drone.

 

If Mark Madden replaced the King

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Guest goodhelmet

then the WWF would be even more unbearable

 

If Mark Madden had his left leg amputated

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Guest Tony149

Then his other leg would break

 

If Grandmaster Sexay gets a job with the WWF

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Guest CED Ordonez

then i wouldn't miss the chant of "Puppies!"

 

If Taker no-sold a bullet to the head

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would tell him "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"

 

If Jack the Ripper wrestled in the WWF

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Guest Tony149

Then he would take care of Steph

 

If awards were given to being annoying

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd be a tall Elroy Jetson look alike

 

If you had a brother that looked like Jeff Hardy

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Guest Some Guy

I'd kick his ass and take her for the night, oh I don't have a brother :)

 

If Lita was dating your sister

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Guest Some Guy

I would have no shortage of steroids

 

If mom cheated on your dad with Vince

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Guest Tony149

Then I would find Vince, ask him for a job as a writer, seduce Steph, marry her, then own the WWF, then making it entertaining. I would also be booking in advance. :)

 

If Shane moved next door and was dancing around in your yard

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Guest goodhelmet

then I'd make sure Dad sued my mother AND Vince

 

If Ted Turner was owner of the WWF

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Guest Some Guy

Then I would ask him to stop and if he didn't I'd kick him in the nuts and run away.

 

If Edge could do the spinarooni right

 

(Tony would u book yourselve as IC champ :) )

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Guest Tony149

Then it would look good

 

If RVD was pushed like HHH

 

 

(Belive or not, I wouldn't book myself as any sort of champ. I would rather take over as Head writer. I find that more interesting.)

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