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then I will wear black in mourning of the loss of a great wrestler

 

If Foley came back to the WWF

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then it will be another attempt at recreating the Montreal incident

 

If Steph wins the title tomorrow

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Guest Tony149

Then I'll be more pissed off than I was when Full House was shown the door by ABC

 

If Shane returns

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Guest goodhelmet

then that's one more McMahon I want off my tv

 

If John Stamos and Bob Saget were wrestlers

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Guest Tony149

They'd have the gimmicks Chuck & Billy do

 

If Lenny & Lodi were in the WWF

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Guest Some Guy

One would be a naked drug addict and the other just naked.

 

If WWA gets huge

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would lose out on potential posts

 

If the Smarkboard didn't exist

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Guest Some Guy

I would be watching somehing from my tape collection.

 

If their were no VCR/DVD players

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would have missed out on ALOT of great wrestling

 

If it wasn't for Japanese wrestling

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Guest Tony149

Then I couldn't watch my wrestling tapes

 

If the WWF went back to using the old IC Title from '86-'98

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then the current IC title wouldn't exist

 

 

If The Great Muta wrestled in the WWF

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Guest Tony149

Then somethings wrong

 

If Flair & Steamboat wrestled each other one more time

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Guest goodhelmet

then it would probably still hit *****

 

If Steamboat was ever WWF champion

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Guest Some Guy

Hogan would have had to have died and had th belt pulled out of his cold, dead fingers.

 

If Hogan had died

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Guest Some Guy

No one would care.

 

If Bret made a comeback and punche vince shoot style

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Guest Tony149

Then people would piss themselves

 

If Bret made a return to active wrestling, then got kicked in the head by Nash

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Guest goodhelmet

then Nash would be assassinated by a maniacal smark

 

If Nash broke his leg tomorrow

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Guest Tony149

Then he gets "don't get well soon" letters

 

If Chris Benoit comes back and beats HHH

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Guest Some Guy

The Smarks would rejoice.

 

If Benoit comes back and gets managed by Steph

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would be diagnosed with bi-polar disorder.

 

If Benoit gave Steph 3467 rolling German suplexes

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then only 3 people would watch: HHH, Vince and XPAC

 

 

If Steph went into the porn industry

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Guest Tony149

Then more people would become fans of hers.

 

If Steph became Miss America

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