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Then it's time to Gas up the Lex Express for another OH so successful run at the top.

 

If Luger didn't start to suck in 91

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Guest dreamer420

then his wwf run might have been successful.

 

If Luger won the wwf title back in 93...

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It would have been the Hulk Hogan era part 2.

 

 

If Hulk Hogan was the President of the US.......

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd go to war with Iraq, no sell their military (I think we already did that in 91;))  and finsih of Sadam with the Legdrop of Doom~!.

 

If Hogan was a coke head

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He might have actual wrestling moves.

 

 

If John Tenta was President and Fred "Tugmaster" Ottman was Vice-President.........

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Then Japan and San Fran would be scard to death.

 

If Roddy Piper were President

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then Hogan still wouldn't job the title to him.

 

If Kevin Nash's knees weren't fucked up...

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He wouldn't have any excuses on why no to wrestle.

 

If Kevin Nash became President........

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would be the next one to get assassinated

 

If Chris Benoit was American

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Guest dreamer420

he wouldn't be a rabid wolverine anymore.

 

If Chris Jericho was Japanese...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he'd be jobbing to HHH on a regular basis. Oh, wait...

 

If Kurt Angle was black...

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Guest goodhelmet

then him and Mark Henry would already have formed a team

 

If Mark Henry became WWF champion

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Guest dreamer420

then he would be over with the fans and not a waste of money.

 

If D'Lo Brown wins the Europeon title...

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Guest goodhelmet

then it would be 1998 all over again

 

If the European belt disappeared tomorrow

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I would hope and pray that the Hardcore title goes next.

 

 

If Paul Heyman was elected President......

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would be our first Jewish president

 

If ECW was ran by Ole Anderson

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The wrestlers wouldn't speak, but be dubbed by his voice.

 

 

If Vince Russo was elected President.......

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Guest goodhelmet

then the entire election would have been a swerve

 

If Bradshaw becomes a world title contender

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

I will die.

 

If Vince Russo booked the current HHH/HHH fued...

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Guest goodhelmet

then there would be a "...on a pole" match involved somehow and the titles would switch back and forth every three days.

 

If RVD and Eddy have a **** match at Backlash

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then the fued will be instantly dropped in fear that the two might actually get over.

 

IF this happened...

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Guest goodhelmet

then there would be no way anyone can argue that they weren't being held back

 

If the WWF brings back the Papa Shango gimmick

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Black goo would come out of a certain area of Valbowski.

 

 

If Albert took started using a Zangief gimmick.......

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then RVD will soon be vomiting on live tv and having black goo come from his head.

 

If Steph was crazy...

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Guest goodhelmet

then it would explain the booking prior to mania

 

If Heyman and Steph had an affair

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that would be the ugliest baby ever to be born.

 

 

If Vince Russo bought out the WWF..........

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Guest goodhelmet

then wrestling would cease to exist in the U.S.

 

if wrestling ceased to exist in North America

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then I will...look to Japan.

 

If we all looked to Japan...

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Guest goodhelmet

then we would see more badly booked wrestling in the meantime

 

If HHH never returned from his injury

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then Hogan would've won the title at WM.

 

If hogan won the title at WM...

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