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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd be another bald, overthehill fuck who was taking too much tv time away from the young guys

 

If Lesnar loses to Matt Hardy at backlash ;)

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he'd be spinebusterin hulk hogan.

 

If he spinebustered hogan...

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Guest Some Guy

Then Hogan woudl stay down because he woudl be physically unable to get up.

 

If Hogan breaks HHH's nose at Backlash

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It would be the greatest main event in the History of Hulkamania.

 

 

If Hogan becomes senile and forgets how to HUlk-up.......

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then 99% of his moveset will fade.

 

If He used the discuss punch as his finisher...

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Guest Some Guy

then he woudl fall down trying to spin

 

if Bob Holly broke Angle's arm

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then the single most entertaining wrestler in the WWF right now would be out of action.

 

If this happened...

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Guest Some Guy

Then Smackdown could only be saved by teh return of Benoit.

 

If Bob Holly got HHH's Jesus push

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Guest goodhelmet

then they would be the worst on-screen duo EVER!

 

If Jericho and Angle formed a tag team right now

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Guest evenflowDDT

they'd lose to HHH in a handicap match.

 

If Hogan left to make another movie

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would not miss his presence on my tv screen

 

If Rock comes back wearing feather boas

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Guest evenflowDDT

I would buy a poster of him in said boas, and look at it everyday.

 

If Glen Jacobs burned his face in a hideous accident in real life

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Guest goodhelmet

then life would imitate art

 

 

If Kane comes back wearing feather boas

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Guest Some Guy

Then he and the Kanenites would run wild, dude.

 

If Hogan stopped wearing feathered boas

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he wouldn't look like a complete fucking idiot.

 

If Hogan wasn't a complete fucking idiot...

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He would realize Hulking up doesent always work.

 

 

If the McMahons werent complete fucking idiots..........

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then I'd be happy and Kurt Angle would be the champion right now.

 

If Kurt was champ...

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Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Faux gold medal sales would sky rocket

 

If this happened...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Anglesault would start a new Angleology religion.

 

If this happened...

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Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Kool aid would run rampant

 

If they ran out of grape flavour...

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Guest Just call me Dan

Booker T would have a new commercial promoting the cherry flavor.

 

If this commercial aired...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he'd shovel it, sucka.

 

If booker couldn't shovel it, sucka...

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Guest goodhelmet

he'd just rob a Wendys.

 

If Booker T was receiving Bradshaw's push

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