Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 7, 2003 My cousin just got a kitten, and the little thing keeps scratching me. Also, when I left my door open, it ran it, and shit under my bed, many times. I just need help and killing the little bitch (the kitten). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 7, 2003 OK, this has GOT to be a joke, even for you Mario... I don't think even NHB rules could protect you from posting this should it be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 7, 2003 I'm just getting frustrated with that damn cat! If there is an alternative, tell me, and I'll sit to think about it. Besides, I wont post pictures here on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Ask Whiskers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted April 7, 2003 I was going to say the obvious "Masturbate" and then I realized you were serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 7, 2003 well masturbation could work...you could drown it in semen how's THAT for a disturbing visual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Just get a water bottle and spray it or go Cartman on him using a stick while yelling BAD KITTY RESPECT MY AUTHORITIA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Just keep sodomizing the thing until the force of your phallic thrusts break it's lower body. Afterwards, tell everyone that the kitten was a victim of a hit and run. There you go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Make like John Tenta and pretend the cat is Damien Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Throw it on the grill and laugh maniacally as it burns to a crisp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Flush it down a toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Email Rob Black, he may be able to help with the whole cruel treatment of animals thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Flush it down a toilet I'am trying to think of ways that wont get me kicked out of my house. This one seems a little weird, but I think that little bitch wont fit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 7, 2003 After it "fell" in the toilet you can dry the kitty in the microwave. Urban Legends are true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 7, 2003 all you need.....is an incinerator.... "I was just taking kitty for a walk and WHOOSH...Krispy Kitty..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Just keep sodomizing the thing until the force of your phallic thrusts break it's lower body. Afterwards, tell everyone that the kitten was a victim of a hit and run. There you go. The sickest thing I've probably ever read on this board. That was just.... eww. As an owner of 16 of the furry lil critters, perhaps I could help. If it shits in your room, then get a litter box in there. Doesn't have to be anything expensive... a simple. small box with litter would do. If it's just one kitten, then it probably won't smell as much as you'd think, especially if you use Fresh Step. As for the scratching, just clip it's nails. You'll want to know how to do it before you cut, because you don't want to cut too deep. If you do, then it'll probably hate you more than it does now...which wouldn't be too good. It's a kitten, so it probably gets attached easily....I know mine do [damn things! We were SUPPOSED to not keep any of 'em!] Cats usually like to be petted on the necks, behind their ears, and on their nose. Hell, our one kitten falls asleep if you hold it just right and pet the fur on it's nose. It could either be annoying as hell, or attached to you......or at least on friendly terms. Personally, I'd prefer the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Supposedly putting tabasco sauce along say the floor where the door closes will stop them from going in there because they don't like the pepper smell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 7, 2003 It could either be annoying as hell, or attached to you......or at least on friendly terms. Personally, I'd prefer the latter. I tried to get attatched to the fucking thing, and it still claws my fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 The sickest thing I've probably ever read on this board. That was just.... eww. I've read sicker stuff. For instance, there's this thing called slash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 7, 2003 this thread is cool...and by 'cool' i mean 'gay' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 I tried to get attatched to the fucking thing, and it still claws my fingers. Hmm...sounds like a very young kitten. At my guess, it's afraid and not used to it's new surroundings. I've read sicker stuff. For instance, there's this thing called slash... Slash is not even in the same league as beastality, and it's two totally different things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted April 7, 2003 As an owner of 16 of the furry lil critters, How exactly did you end up with 16 cats? That seems like a bit much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 7, 2003 16 Cats? Fucking Lame... Who wants Cats anyways? They serve no purpose... Dogs not only are cool but they will kill your enemy too...Cats are nothing but fucking pussies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MD2020 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 16 Cats? Fucking Lame... Who wants Cats anyways? They serve no purpose... Dogs not only are cool but they will kill your enemy too...Cats are nothing but fucking pussies... Dog v. Lion--I'm picking the cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted April 7, 2003 having just watched Men in Black I'm going to suggest attracting an orb of some form of intergalactic significance to the cat and wait for an extraterrestrial to abduct it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 You kill the kitten, I kill you. No joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 You hear that Elvis. Touch the pussy and you die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Who'd have thought Sandman would be a cat lover? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Um... don't kill baby kitties. Just keep your door shut and don't touch the thing, and hope your cousin has it declawed and housebroken sometime soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Does that imply it's ok to kill adult cats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites