Guest Sandman9000 Posted April 9, 2003 Report Posted April 9, 2003 ::Chokes out AoO with a pink flea collar::
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 9, 2003 Report Posted April 9, 2003 :taps: I don't think I could bear a royal rumble thread revolving around cats and cat paraphrenalia
Guest SP-1 Posted April 9, 2003 Report Posted April 9, 2003 ::beltshots Sandman:: Since I am a Tag Champ and all.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted April 9, 2003 Report Posted April 9, 2003 ::The beltshot cannot withstand the force of the pink flea collar of doom::
Guest evenflowDDT Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 Isn't it funny how even the most distressing of threads (to some... I'd like to hope I know Mario enough that no matter how mad he is at its behavior he wouldn't seriously harm any kittens) turn into the battle royales? Ahh... God bless us OAOAST. And curse us as well. ::Forget the pink collar... evenflowDDT brings out his cats' pink flea comb, and begins furiously brushing Sandman, who yowls in pain because the STEEEEEEEL teeth are inhumanly sharp.:: OOC: And that's a shoot, brutha! I can't believe how sharp these things are. They should really test them, on... uhh... I guess people, since it's an animal product and it's only fair.
Guest caboose Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 Not The OAOAST! ::Caboose Emerald Fusions BPP through the Glass Ceiling~!::
Guest Sandman9000 Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 ::Sandman spades Evenflow, like the good ol' days::
Guest El Satanico Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 killing kittens or any animal is no fun...there's no challenge. killing humans...now THAT would be fun...humans present you with a greater challenge...
Guest caboose Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 ::Throws a Dog House at El Satanico!::
Guest El Satanico Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 A dog house? Dude, who throws a dog house...honestly :pushes caboose into a water filled baby pool, then shocks him using heart paddles:
Guest caboose Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 Fine then. ::caboose throws everything including the Kitchen Sink at El Stanico before covering him in Honey and pushing him into a bee hive::
Guest tank_abbott Posted May 31, 2003 Report Posted May 31, 2003 Didn't Scotsman complain about the exact same thing on his site?
Guest Kid Kablam Posted May 31, 2003 Report Posted May 31, 2003 ::Pulls a scratching post out of his tights and whacks caboose::
Guest Lil Naitch Posted May 31, 2003 Report Posted May 31, 2003 You people are seriously disturbed. that is all.
Guest INXS Posted May 31, 2003 Report Posted May 31, 2003 You people are sickening. Cats rule, dogs drool.
Guest tank_abbott Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 I used to wrap wire around cats/kittens waists and hook the other end to the electified cow fence... the cats would run back and forthjerking with the jolts, finally get free and ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM off into the barn... I also zapped cats with cattle prods (holding them down with the prongs so they couldn't get away!) And when all else failed, a swift steel toed boot to the head, or a BB gun shot stratgically placed did the trick! on a aside, my cousin once tried hooking a fish hook attached with a wire to a cats scotum, my the cat scratched him before he could finish... Damn cats!
Guest mach7 Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 (edited) Flush it down a toilet I'am trying to think of ways that wont get me kicked out of my house. This one seems a little weird, but I think that little bitch wont fit. How about suicide? Killing yourself would solve the cat's problem as he obviously doesn't like you. Edited June 2, 2003 by mach7
Guest mach7 Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 I used to wrap wire around cats/kittens waists and hook the other end to the electified cow fence... the cats would run back and forthjerking with the jolts, finally get free and ZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM off into the barn... I also zapped cats with cattle prods (holding them down with the prongs so they couldn't get away!) And when all else failed, a swift steel toed boot to the head, or a BB gun shot stratgically placed did the trick! on a aside, my cousin once tried hooking a fish hook attached with a wire to a cats scotum, my the cat scratched him before he could finish... Damn cats! Hmm, you should get this thing they have out for people like you these days. Oh, what's it called. Oh yeah. A LIFE.
Guest tank_abbott Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 I lived in the boondocks, I was to young for a license... there were 50 cats running around the barn, inbred lil fuckers, I helped control the pet population
Guest tank_abbott Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 Oh yeah I forgot to add I'd toss them in a tank of water before doing the electrical stuff!
Tiffani Malibu Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 This topic and some of these responses are both horrible on so many levels. -Tiff
Guest JMA Posted June 3, 2003 Report Posted June 3, 2003 This topic and some of these responses are both horrible on so many levels. -Tiff I agree. I wish Sandman would beat their asses.
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