The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[alfdogg 0]

*Drives by in the Ratingsmobile* and shoots everyone with paintballs*

[KingPK 0]

*The Ratingsmobile gets smashed by a creature of awesome power:

 

 

WHAMZILLA~!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM saves Alf only to toss him throw a window*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Pushes a pool of acid right where alf lands::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Pushes AS into said pool*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Drags cwm in with him. Luckily, OAOAST champs that drew are imperveous to acid. AS and cwm laugh at alf::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose walks by and what remains of the RatingsMobile explodes in reaction to Caboose's AWESOME drawing ability::

[alfdogg 0]

::Caboose walks by and what remains of the RatingsMobile explodes in reaction to Caboose's AWESOME lack of drawing ability::

That's what I like about you Caboose...you aren't afraid to admit your shortcomings.

 

*Gives Caboose a Scorpion Death Drop*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that'd be an awful lot of admitting Alf. Almost as much as I'd have to admit.

 

Fault No. #1

 

Better than Alf.

 

Fault No. #2

 

Shitty OAOAST Champion

 

Fault No #3

 

Secretly trashes Alf behind his back which is why that chick never called him back.

[caboose 0]

Fault No. #4

 

Better than most, except of course Caboose, but not at all modest about it...

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Puts muzzle on Caboose.::

[caboose 0]

wtf?

 

::Pees on Zack's leg::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Whacks Caboose with rolled up newspaper.::

[caboose 0]

::Dumps in Zack's shoes::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Tells Caboose to fetch his shoes. Caboose obliges like a good little boy.::

[caboose 0]

::Zack puts his foot into the shoe that Caboose dumped in::

[Zack Malibu 0]

The point of me telling you to fetch my shoes is so that you put your mouth on your own shit.

 

Dunce.

[caboose 0]

Yes but I'm a dog, shit worries me not, you on the other hand still have shit on your feet.

[Zack Malibu 0]

But I didn't put my shoes on, I just had you fetch them. I'm still in my slippers that look like monkeys.

[caboose 0]

What kind of monkeys?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Sea monkeys.

[caboose 0]

When I was five, I used to have slippers with the face of Road Runner on them. If I wasn't size 13 (Size 14 USA) now, I'd still wear them.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I had a friend that worked at one of those booth's in the mall with the wacky slippers. So I have a giant pair of slippers that are made to look like sneakers. I rock 'em when I'm around the house.

[caboose 0]

More Slippers should be rocked by more people.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Fault No. #4

 

Better than most, except of course Caboose, but not at all modest about it...

Fault No. # 5

 

About to kick your ass

 

*KICK WHAM POLLYCUTTER*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose sells the PolyCutter so well he bounces straight back off the canvas and onto his feet! CWM looks shocked, so Caboose gives him the Stunner!::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Fault No. #6

 

No sells.

 

 

*No sells*

[caboose 0]

Fault No. #7

 

Too predictable.

 

::Prepared for CWM's No-Sell, Caboose calls the fashion police, and CWM is carted away in his lumberjack shirt for crimes against humanity::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM uses TEH AXE to get free and swears revenge on Caboose*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose goes on the run in fear of CWM and his AXE::