The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Sprays Caboose with AXE, since his breath still smells like shit from the shoe-fetching.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Sprays Zack with a skunk*

[caboose 0]

::Sprays CWM with AlfDogg's aftershave...

 

...the thread's new rating half-life is ten-minutes::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM trys to recover from the overpowering scent of Alf, but fails.*

[Adam 0]

*comes back with a Gas Mask, gives Caboose an Axel Slam*

[alfdogg 0]

*starts crying...realizes he's not Popick...takes out everyone with his nunchucks*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*SELLS*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Sells CWM on Ebay.::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Buys CWM for .01 cents.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you wish

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

Hi David, I made this for you!!!

 

I LOVE DAVID!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that is the greatest thing ever

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm completely confused. I've been gone too long. Who is DABF?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's Alf.

 

Long story:

 

SKBF was being a dumbass as always and Treblecharged mocked him and then said he wished he had a biggest fan so I made a gimmick account called: Tim Moysey's Biggest fan. Some Guy abd Agnes joined in and we preached the Word of Tim.

 

Alf made this account because he lubs me.

[caboose 0]

Thas the kind of website AOL should block out with the parental controls.

[alfdogg 0]

OMG FUCK U~

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I think ALf is hitting on us Caboose.

[alfdogg 0]

*Whoops on both of you with his nunchucks*

 

Yeah, I am now.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

those nonchucks are a substitution aren't they alf?

[alfdogg 0]

For what?

[caboose 0]

It all makes sense now...

 

The jealousy, the attitude, the snide comments, getting his brother to be ThunderKid and rip off Sting...

 

...Alf loves me!

 

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know what I need to do to get a restraining order in place?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

but...you two should be together! you guys argue like a married couple.

 

no one make the cwm/agnes joke...NO ONE

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Acts as best man at the wedding of CWM and Agnes. Refuses to dance with the Maid Of Honor, Superstar.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

fucker

[alfdogg 0]

but...you two should be together! you guys argue like a married couple.

 

no one make the cwm/agnes joke...NO ONE

Hey, you're the one who brought it up...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...view=getnewpost

 

i'm so embarresd

 

get on AIM alf. we're chatting

[caboose 0]

::Waffles CWM with a chair shot::

[Stephen Joseph 0]

::Waffles Cabbose with a Chair Shot as well::

[alfdogg 0]

*Chair shots Caboose and Popick with a waffle*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

not a waffle!