The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::hit's a flying shoulder tackle to Colvid::

[Guest RevEvil]

::DDts Parka::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::does the RVD selling of the ddt::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hits a 450 Splash on Parka.::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::Knocks Zack down and hits him with a 450 Splash As Brought To You By Skittles::

 

And that's what you get for stealing my finisher.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hits School's Out on Calvin, knocking the rainbow of fruit flavor everywhere.::

[Guest candie45]

Woohoo, skittles!

 

::basks in skittle heaven::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Basks in Candie Heaven .::

[Guest SP-1]

::kicks Zack in the junk::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Sets up Titan Tron so he can watch Coliseum Video's Even More Unusual Matches::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::spears Colvid through the titan tron::

 

Should have used an Angletron!!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Tries to collect himself, but gets tangled up in that damn screen . . . Falls down, gets back up, falls back down, gets up . . . Goes back to the drawing board to make a ColiTron::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Watches The Best Of Zack Malibu DVD on the AngleTron.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Does a happy dance because Toronto LOST and Canucks kick major ass!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Likes CC and all, but Zack is a Roy fan. COLORADO, BAYBEE~!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Laughs at Zack because his team LOST and her team WON::

[Guest What?]

::BAKERKICKS!~ Crystal and Zack for liking teams OTHER than the New Jersey Devils!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Is unphased. Proudly states that unless you're a Canadien, a Ranger, or an Avalanche, you suck. Though the Devils are a damn good team. Just not as good as Zack's faves.::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(HYPES~ the new HD backstage interviewer/reporter)

[Guest RevEvil]

Fuck the NHL. Go Gulls!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Unveils the ColiTron . . . wonders if watching Coliseum Videos on a giant 'C' be a hinderance to anyone::

 

::Saving seats for Calvin, Slacker, Simmons, and Candie::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Rocket launches Colvid through the screen.::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::calls Sony and gets them to rebuild the screen, TWICE AS LARGE~!::

 

::takes a seat and watches best of the Honky Tonk Man::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Switches the tape with a rare house show featuring Mideon vs. Road Dogg in an Iron Man match, Viscera vs. Test, and Paul Bearer vs. Sable in a bikini contest.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Ow! My eyes are burning!!! Turn it off!!

 

::pulls that tape out of the VCR and breaks it over his knee::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::switches the tape back to Best of the Honky Tonk Man::

 

Colvid, if only we could be... HTM.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Rewires the ColiTron to air the JACKIE GAYDA FIASCO, nostop~!::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::sets fire to the ColiTron::

 

Hehehehehe Fire fire!!

[Guest Kingpk]

::Erects KnightTron and plays episodes of Knight Rider because, well, that David Hasselhoff is dreamy::

[Guest RevEvil]

::KingPK is arrested for sprouting an erection in public::