The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Now that work is over, still does not get what you mean by that but just nods head anyways.

[Guest caboose]

::Paranoia is setting in as Caboose starts seeing gnomes everywhere...::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Wonders what the hell is up with the Gnomes::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells Slacks to go diving into the old Gen. Chat threads to figure out exactly what the hell we're talking about.::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Slacker just does the Slacker Shrug© and decides to not bother with it as it'll take too much time from his Slacking off::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack too, lives his gimmick, as he heads out of work with Evanescence blaring in the background.::

[Guest caboose]

::You wanna talk about living your gimmick? As I type this, I'm sitting on my roof in the dark holding a Cricket Bat...

 

...I need to get out more::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Wonders why CWM is getting out Gnomes::

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=16658

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=19832

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::You wanna talk about living your gimmick? As I type this, I'm sitting on my roof in the dark holding a Cricket Bat...

 

...I need to get out more::

you call that living your gimmick?!? I play a drunken Canadian lumberjack who is obsessed with Kurt Cobain.

 

 

I don't live my giimick I AM my gimmick.

[Guest caboose]

I can't claim to BE my gimmick because that would result in too may copyright infringements...

 

But alas I try my best.

 

::Swoops down from rafters to use bathroom::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Reads those threads about CWM's Gnomes::

 

Ah... So that's where Andy gets that idea from. You did it first.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Well, I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold. Only difference is in real life Zack's my nickname. Fuck gimmicks, I'm ME!

[Guest caboose]

I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold.

Someone's been going to their self-love classes lately haven't they?

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro Roma gypsyplexes Zack::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Runs up to Roma and nails the Slack Off© on him, just cause I can::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro kisses Slacker on the lips::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Uses his newly aquired "No-Sell Certificate" (compliments of Caboose) to no sell to that. Then I nail the Slack Off on you. After doing that, I'm wondering why you haven't sold the first one yet.::

[Adam 0]

::DDT's Flik. Can I get a No-Sell certificate too Caboose? ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Before selling the DDT, Slacker says

 

"Caboose only gave me mine so early because I sell EVERYONE's offense so much it's not funny. So I don't think you'll be getting one anytime soon."

 

Then Slacker sells his neck being broken from the DDT::

[Guest caboose]

Just because you have it, doesn't mean you can use it properly...

 

::Caboose shoves an Umbrella down Slacker's throat...

 

...AND OPENS IT~!

 

Cole: CABOOSE IS A SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!::

[Adam 0]

:: sits down at the commentators booth next to Cole and does his best JR:

BAH GAWD DAMN HIM TO HELL! TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD CABOOSE IS ABSOLUTELY SICK. ::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose laughs maniacly, as 5* basks in the reflected glory::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I am the popular prep with killer dimples and a heart of gold.

Someone's been going to their self-love classes lately haven't they?

They have classes? I just taught myself...

 

That sounded wrong on so many levels.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Sells the umbrella opening and the ambulance crew comes and takes Slacker back to the hospital so that he can have the umbrella removed from him. Hopefully save his life too, I guess::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro just now feels the effects of the slack off. After playing dead for half a minute, he pickpockets Slacker`s wallet and heads to Brazil.::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Sadly, Pedro opens the brand new wallet to find that there is nothing inside. Apparently, Slacker slacked off on putting all his info into his wallet::

[Adam 0]

:: Keeps doing his JR:

BAH GOD HE STOLE THAT MANS WALLETT! DAMN HIM TO THE DEPTHS OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Returns to action in OAOZMT thanks to the hospital removing the umbrella without problems (well, other than the fact it was an umbrella) and proceeds to nail Slack Offs© on anyone in the nearby vicinity.

 

Of course, Slacker is doing his impression of Stone Cold just for 5* to have a true reason to scream like JR::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Becomes HHH. uses a convolted series of interviews, run ins and menacing looks with INTENSITY leading up to a Sledgehammer shot on Slacker*

[Guest Kingpk]

::Gets grotesquely huge boobs, cleans out a Burger King, gets a bad haircut and smokes a few packs:: (aka ::becomes Stephanie McMahon: