The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest candie45]

Eww

 

::feels unsanitary so she runs to the bathroom and cleans herself::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Thinks that's a good idea...::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Waits for postcount to be reset to 0*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Hits CWM over the head with a mallet for each post he had before it was reset. Many concussions ensue.::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose catches Zack setting up a camera in the women's bathroom to watch Candie...::

[alfdogg 0]

*As a result of being hit by the mallet, CWM's post count goes to negative of what he had before. Alf kicks CWM in the nuts until it goes back to 0, then hits him with a Five-Star Alf Splash. He then shoves the mallet up Zack's ass and hits it with another mallet, then picks him up by the mallet handle (NOT THAT ONE) and throws him into Caboose, which sends them both out the bathroom window*

[caboose 0]

Cabooose and Zack sees Candie naked

 

Caboose: Damn!

Zack: Hot damn! I haven't seen a naked chick in three years! I think I need a tissue...

 

Caboose runs.

[alfdogg 0]

*...right into a shot from Alfdogg's PLATINUM NUNCHUKS~!*

[caboose 0]

::Caboose sells::

[Zack Malibu 0]

Can we NOT molest my valet anymore?

[caboose 0]

::It was you who was a bit quick to fire your gun off::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Uh uh. I can GO, baby.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Can we NOT molest my valet anymore?

No.

[Adam 0]

::Sits back and watches Coach's heel turn again for the fun of it ::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Agrees that that was fucking great.::

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I'll just pull myself in here to say Happy Birthday to everybody's favorite Trent student -- TC

 

...and that other guy Vitamin X...

 

 

WHO WERE BORN ON THE EXACT SAME DAY

 

 

 

hopefully they see this and Happy 20th B-Day to both of them

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

OMG~! They're twins!!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Happy Birthday to our HeldDOWN~! GM and...that...IZ...guy...you know. That guy. Yeah. Him.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Gives Tim a Nirvana album for his birthday*

[caboose 0]

Does the woot~! dance to celebrate Tim's birthday!

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*walks into the thread randomly and sees Caboose doing the w00t dance*

 

 

....maybe I should go...

 

*backs away slowly*

[Adam 0]

*grabs X Title Belt and hits What? in the face with it*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Runs in and beats the shit out of everyone since he's so pissed off he got fired*

[Zack Malibu 0]

FIRED!?!?!?!?

 

Please don't tell me that posting on TSM while at work got you fired.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Zsasz walks in, blows out his flip-flop, steps on a pop top.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No Zack. I got fired from the OAOAST for my feud with Hex. or suspnded.

 

My boss still doesn't know.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ah, OK. I thought you got fired from your real job for a minute there.

 

::wipes forehead and breathes sigh of relief.::

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*Still backs the Zack even though the Zack isn't champ anymore.*

 

 

Poor guy...

 

 

 

 

*MARKS FOR SEEING THE SEX PISTOLS TOMORROW!~~!~!~!~*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

lucky

 

*Hits WHAT? with a tireiron and steals tickets*

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Nooooo! I sold my soul for those tickets!

 

 

*Satan comes up from a hole in the ground*

 

SATAN!~: "FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL, AND YOU GET YOUR TICKETS STOLEN?!~ THE DEAL WAS YOU COME TO HELL ONCE THE TICKETS ARE VOID, AND THEY ARE NOW FOR YOU!~ FOLLOW ME TO DARKNESS AND DESPAIR!~"

 

 

Me: Dude...if you want me to see darkness and despair, you'll give me more tickets so I can see Johnny Rotten scream and forget the lyrics...

 

 

SATAN!~: ....SO BE IT!~ HAHAHAHAHA!~ YOU SHALL NOW SEE A BAND THAT WAS PAST THEIR PRIME BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~

 

Me: ...AND The Dropkick Murphys!

 

SATAN!~: Yes, and the Dropkick Murphys...