The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest George Dawes]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa The Baby is back!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

this thread is soooo over

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait...isn't George Dawes the same person as that Jimmy Beard fellow?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yes, yes he is.

 

He'll be banned in 5, 4, 3, 2...

 

And you're damn right I'm over, Popick.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

*...MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR THE SEX PISTOLS!~*

 

 

They were actually REALLY REALLY good! I was UBER surprised!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::clings to thread now that he's lost the belt.::

[caboose 0]

::Threatens to unpin this thread and pin Calvin's thread...::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Sends Caboose huge box of Sting figures from work.::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::makes empty threats at Zack::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Shakes finger at Calvin.::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::hops up and down and stamps feet cartoonishly::

 

To DA MOON, Malibu!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Throws banana peel in Cal's path.::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::hops over the banana peel::

 

I am invincible!

 

::steps on rake::

 

::pole swings up and hits Calvin in face::

 

::Calvin does a stretcher job::

 

One dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Hits lever on stretcher to shoot it to a vertical position, sending Calvin falling flat on his face.::

[Chuck Woolery 0]

::gets up, dusts self off::

 

::walks forward, falls in sewer::

 

::does a stretcher job::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

actually we should unpin this and pin Calvin's thread. Think of it as a reward for being Champ. That way every champ will get his own thread.

[caboose 0]

done.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Repins thread and runs.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

dork

[caboose 0]

::Unpins thread again and waits for Zack...::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Repins thread after meeting Chris Sabin, Jimmy Rave, Matt Stryker and AJ Styles at ROH last night.::

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Whore.

[caboose 0]

::Unpins thread again just to be a dick...::

[alfdogg 0]

actually we should unpin this and pin Calvin's thread. Think of it as a reward for being Champ. That way every champ will get his own thread.

I didn't get my own thread, DAMN YOU.

 

The GREATEST DRAW IN OAOAST HISTORY DEMANDS his own thread.

[Zack Malibu 0]

No.

[caboose 0]

Stop repinning this Zack! YUou egotistical bastard!

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Plays darts. Dart magically nails the Zack Malibu thread, thus pinning it again. Walks away whistling.::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose punches the wall, shaking the dart board which loosens the dart and thus unpins the thread again. Caboose walks away singing...::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Throws dart at Caboose, which misses, and hits the thread.::

[caboose 0]

::Caboose unleashes his Ninja stars which decimate the dart, thus unpinning the thread. The Ninja Stars continue however and leave the thread on the brink of deletion...::