Guest candie45 Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Eww ::feels unsanitary so she runs to the bathroom and cleans herself::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 *Waits for postcount to be reset to 0*
Zack Malibu Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 ::Hits CWM over the head with a mallet for each post he had before it was reset. Many concussions ensue.::
caboose Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 ::Caboose catches Zack setting up a camera in the women's bathroom to watch Candie...::
alfdogg Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 *As a result of being hit by the mallet, CWM's post count goes to negative of what he had before. Alf kicks CWM in the nuts until it goes back to 0, then hits him with a Five-Star Alf Splash. He then shoves the mallet up Zack's ass and hits it with another mallet, then picks him up by the mallet handle (NOT THAT ONE) and throws him into Caboose, which sends them both out the bathroom window*
caboose Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Cabooose and Zack sees Candie naked Caboose: Damn! Zack: Hot damn! I haven't seen a naked chick in three years! I think I need a tissue... Caboose runs.
alfdogg Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 *...right into a shot from Alfdogg's PLATINUM NUNCHUKS~!*
caboose Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 ::It was you who was a bit quick to fire your gun off::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Can we NOT molest my valet anymore? No.
Adam Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 ::Sits back and watches Coach's heel turn again for the fun of it ::
Zack Malibu Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 ::Agrees that that was fucking great.::
The Amazing Rando Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 I'll just pull myself in here to say Happy Birthday to everybody's favorite Trent student -- TC ...and that other guy Vitamin X... WHO WERE BORN ON THE EXACT SAME DAY hopefully they see this and Happy 20th B-Day to both of them
Zack Malibu Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 Happy Birthday to our HeldDOWN~! GM and...that...IZ...guy...you know. That guy. Yeah. Him.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 *Gives Tim a Nirvana album for his birthday*
caboose Posted August 28, 2003 Report Posted August 28, 2003 Does the woot~! dance to celebrate Tim's birthday!
Dr. Zoidberg Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 *walks into the thread randomly and sees Caboose doing the w00t dance* ....maybe I should go... *backs away slowly*
Adam Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 *grabs X Title Belt and hits What? in the face with it*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 *Runs in and beats the shit out of everyone since he's so pissed off he got fired*
Zack Malibu Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 FIRED!?!?!?!? Please don't tell me that posting on TSM while at work got you fired.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Zsasz walks in, blows out his flip-flop, steps on a pop top.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 No Zack. I got fired from the OAOAST for my feud with Hex. or suspnded. My boss still doesn't know.
Zack Malibu Posted September 2, 2003 Report Posted September 2, 2003 Ah, OK. I thought you got fired from your real job for a minute there. ::wipes forehead and breathes sigh of relief.::
Dr. Zoidberg Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 *Still backs the Zack even though the Zack isn't champ anymore.* Poor guy... *MARKS FOR SEEING THE SEX PISTOLS TOMORROW!~~!~!~!~*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 3, 2003 Report Posted September 3, 2003 lucky *Hits WHAT? with a tireiron and steals tickets*
Dr. Zoidberg Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 Nooooo! I sold my soul for those tickets! *Satan comes up from a hole in the ground* SATAN!~: "FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL, AND YOU GET YOUR TICKETS STOLEN?!~ THE DEAL WAS YOU COME TO HELL ONCE THE TICKETS ARE VOID, AND THEY ARE NOW FOR YOU!~ FOLLOW ME TO DARKNESS AND DESPAIR!~" Me: Dude...if you want me to see darkness and despair, you'll give me more tickets so I can see Johnny Rotten scream and forget the lyrics... SATAN!~: ....SO BE IT!~ HAHAHAHAHA!~ YOU SHALL NOW SEE A BAND THAT WAS PAST THEIR PRIME BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ Me: ...AND The Dropkick Murphys! SATAN!~: Yes, and the Dropkick Murphys...
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