Do Emotional Damage To The Amazing Rando~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Ahem...

 

Are you tired of having so much pent up frustration at your job, your friends, or your life? Then come on down and give me emotional problems! My name is The Amazing Rando and I want to be scarred for life by TheSmartMarks Forums. I have come to you with visions of post whoring and bad jokes...only to leave the post whoring behind and just stick to the bad jokes.

 

DID YOUR:

Wife leave you?

 

Son not get pushed hard enough in baseball?

 

Favorite team lose last night?

 

Are you......stupid?

 

Bring the hate...and shove it in MY FACE! I want you to take all of that agression and verbally bitchslap me about whatever you want.

 

I am to blame.

 

I am pushing HHH. I have caused great physical harm to kittens. I have made old ladies wet themselves. I ruined the picture of Bob Barron. I have no original thoughts or concepts. I am a loser. I make sheep fuckers look like French Canadians. I killed JFK. I cancelled MASH...

 

I am to blame.

 

So what are you waiting for? Stop reading this mundane shit and BITCH....ME.....OUT!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

MST3K: The Movie absolutely SUCKED!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Best Brains called. They cancelled MST3K............BECAUSE OF YOU!!! They heard how big a fan you were and were embarrassed to have you as a fan.....so they took it off the air.

 

This of course caused Joel to become depressed and............well he's dead now.

 

Have a nice day!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I feel like vomiting after reading that

[Guest AM The Kid]

I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU SELFISH SONOVA BITCH! You fucking need to just shut the hell up and get on with your fucking life! I HATE YOU!!!!! You are the biggest piece of shit in the world, you make the ones you love miserable for your own pleasure! FUCK YOU!!!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

**sits with his MST3K dolls**

 

Everything will be okay...everything will be okay...they won't cancel us....

 

**rocks back and forth**

 

DON'T CANCEL ME!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I can't be mean to the Rando, I mean he's Rando...so harmless and non threatening. But then those are the kinds of guys that the chicks tell "you're like a brother to me." and "I'm so happy we're FRIENDS."

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[Guest AM The Kid]

Your family and friends are all against you, they hate you, who don't you realise that?! They all wanna kill you because you ruin their lives with your fucking bullshit life of your own. THEY HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!

[Guest Downhome]

The Mike Sanders Pony just died.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

The Mike Sanders Pony just died.

*sobs uncontrollably...head in hands*

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TAKE ME INSTEAD!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

You know what...........I can't be mean either.

 

I take back what I said........so I can say this:

 

Mike Sanders' pony is now living a happy life as a bottle of glue.........so don't be too sad.

[Guest treble charged]

Yeah, I hate you, too.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

OH MY GOD!

 

I JUST ATE GLUE~! *cries*

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I just sniffed glue.

 

Oh yeah, and Rando, it's your fault my dick is huge.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

OMG~!!!! You just ate Mike Sanders' Pony!!!!

[Guest treble charged]

I'm still hating you.

[Guest Downhome]

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf just said on the news that the Mike Sanders pony is alive and well, so no more worries!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*sings*

 

one day things will be okay

tomorrow is another day

all the bad people will go away

that is all i have to say

 

*holds myself*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf just said on the news that the Mike Sanders pony is alive and well, so no more worries!

Then.............what exactly did Rando eat?

 

OMG~!!!! It might have been poison!!!

[Guest treble charged]

Company, always on the run

Destiny is a rising sun

I was born six gun in my hand

Behind the gun I make my final stand

That's why they call me

 

Bad company, I can't deny

Bad company

'Til the day I die

'Til the day I die

'Til the day I die

 

Rebel souls, deserters we are called

Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Now these towns, they all know our names

Six gun sound is our claim to fame

I can hear 'em say

 

Bad company, and I won't deny

Bad, bad company

'Til the day I die

'Til the day I die

[Guest Downhome]

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf just said on the news that the Mike Sanders pony is alive and well, so no more worries!

Then.............what exactly did Rando eat?

 

OMG~!!!! It might have been poison!!!

Pepper!?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

OMG~!!!! Rando ate Pepper!! Wait......eww that's been sitting around since '99........it's rotten!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

AHH...

 

Pepper....Poison...

 

BAD COMPANY!?

 

*shakes voilently*

[Guest Downhome]

OMG~!

 

You ate May Young's hand afterbirth!!!!!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*twitch*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

OMG~!

 

You ate May Young's hand afterbirth!!!!!!!

Okay that's just WAY TOO disturbing!!!

[Guest Downhome]

OMG~!

 

You ate May Young's hand afterbirth!!!!!!!

Okay that's just WAY TOO disturbing!!!

Don't blame me, I'M not the one that ate it, Rando did.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Guest Downhome]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Finger lickin' good eh?