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Guest AM The Kid

I liked the other mission thread...BITCH! Well at the end it sucked but at first it was good...

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Guest eiker_ir

are 'just don't give a fuck' and 'still don't give a fuck' two completely different songs?

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Guest Midnight Express83

yes....

 

 

A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..

Hell yeah I'm afraid of death

I don't want to die yet

A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..

that I do all types of.. retarded shit

Look, I can't change the way I think

And I can't change the way I am

But if I offended you? Good

Cause I still don't give a fuck

 

I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo

Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint

A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?

Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this

Livin amuk, never givin a fuck

Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck

But I smoke dope in a cab

I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab

Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)

A killer instinct runs in the blood

Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud

I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs

I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz

My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn

The rest of my body's still bein operated on

I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme

Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time

 

Chorus:

 

For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you

To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too!

To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past

But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS

For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do

To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too!

For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past

But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can KISS MY ASS

 

[Eminem]

I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you

And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue

I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles

And pull you apart from both angles

I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins

And bust open like broken water mains

So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb

Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm

Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm

So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb

Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on

And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,

a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives

(Shittin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents

God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again

 

Chorus

 

[Eminem]

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it

Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!)

Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?

I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet

Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches

I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches

I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches

Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes

Never ran with a click - I'm a posse

Kamikaze, strappin a motherfuckin bomb across me

From the second I was born, my momma lost me

I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy

I don't know why the fuck I'm here in the first place

My worst day on this earth was my first birthday

Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?

Fuck, I was born during the earthquake

 

Chorus

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Guest The Amazing Rando

one word posts and the like are what killed the Mission thread (besides being repetitively annoying by the 700th or so page)

 

and I hate to see people tregging the somewhat good name of the Mission thread in the mud with 5 or 6 posts in a row...

 

I was quite the whore back in the month that thread was operational...but i've grown out of that and I have posted quite a bunch in this thread and I have not double posted and I care not to...I am trying to reach 6000 posts as best I can without screwing it all up...

 

with my luck it will probably come during the RAW thread or something

 

Coincidentally that is where my 5000th post was...in a god damn RAW thread...

 

It's okay though, Eiker....do whatever you want....

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Guest snuffbox
congrats man, u have 1000 posts! :cries:

 

and just becaause.......

 

 

 

"Sing Along With 3 Count"

(Song Performed by Evan Karagias, Shannon Moore, & Shane Helms)

 

Get up on your feet!

Put your hands together!

Sing along with 3 Count!

We'll party on forever!

 

(Chorus)

We like The BackStreet Boys,

N'Sync too!

Brittany Spears in kinda cool!

We watch TRL on MTV,

Everybody three count: 1, 2, 3,

One,

Two,

Threeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Put your hands together!

Get up on your feet!

Sing along with 3 Count!

Can't you feel the beat?

 

(Chorus)

We like The BackStreet Boys,

N'Sync too!

Brittany Spears in kinda cool!

We watch TRL on MTV,

Everybody three count: 1, 2, 3,

One,

Two,

Threeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

(Repeat Chorus)

thanks dude

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Guest Midnight Express83

This thread is a monster, and I will control this monster.

 

Well until post 1800

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Guest TheBlurricane

Just for old time's sake.

 

My 1000th post:

 

YESSSSSSSSS I DID IT!!!!!!!!!

 

*jumps up and down crying*

 

*fireworks go off as Pomp and Circumstance plays*

 

I just want to thank all of you for encouraging me and putting up with my post whoring.

 

(someone yells out "you rule" from the crowd)

 

No man "you" rule!

 

Ever since I was born I wanted to be a post whore........now I'm the King of post whores.......1000 posts in 16 days!!!

 

I wanna thank the academy.........errrr I mean the mods for making my dream possible. I want to thank everyone.....if I tried naming you all I'd leave someone out so everyone means EVERYONE

 

I never could have done it without you all.........*wipes a tear away*

 

oh..........and Lil Bow Wow you Rat Bastard.........quit sucking on your mamma's boobies and grow up.

 

Yo Adrian!!!! I did it!!!!!!!

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Guest eiker_ir

hey blurricane can u give me the link to the page where u made your 1000th post

 

mine should be close to that one

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