Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I still think "Crap Swisher" would be a good name I disagree dicksergeant I hope you got that approved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 you can do it! /waterboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Don't forget that for your 1000th post you have to make a long speech and make fun of Lil Bow Wow too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down To the Love Shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee. Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack! Well it's set way back in the middle of a field, Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as an oven The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's Movin' around and around and around! Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby! Folks linin' up outside just to get down Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Funky little shack! Funky little shack! Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail! I got me a car, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money. Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you Your what?... Tin roof, rusted! Love Shack, baby Love Shack! Love baby, that's where it's at Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 yes...you must bring the Bow Wow Hate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I still think "Crap Swisher" would be a good name I disagree dicksergeant I hope you got that approved I went through the full approval process Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 you can do it! /waterboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would be already laid out foods for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) And if I had $1000000 (If I had a $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had a $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had a $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we’d just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups Mmmmmm If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1000000 I’d buy your love If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 I'd be rich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 if i'm a dicksargeant...then you are dickyork Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE! I walked with a Zombie I walked with a Zombie I walked with a Zombie, last night *then that's just repeated over and over again* Roky Erickson... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted April 14, 2003 if i'm a dicksargeant...then you are dickyork Ooooh oooooh oooooh can I be Dick Butkis? (sp?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Baby here I am I'm the man on the scene I can give you what you want But you gotta' come home with me I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store When I get through throwin' it on you You gotta' come back for more (Chorus) Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin' Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now Yes I am Action speaks louder than words And I'm a man of great experience I know you've got another man But I can love you better than him Take my hand don't be afraid I'm gonna prove every word I say I'm advertising love for free So you can place your ad with me (Chorus) Boys come along a dime by the dozen That ain't nothing but ten cent lovin' Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now Yes I am (Repeat Verse 1) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 nah...you can be dicktator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 "You wanna rassle me Jerry Lawler? King of Memphis Tennuhsee hyuck hyuck yuck" - comic genius, Andy Kaufman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted April 14, 2003 How about Dick Clark? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 how about dickSHUN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 MMMBop- MMMBop Hanson You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You're go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast And they're gone so fast Oh so hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care, oh care Mmmbop, ba du ba dop Ba du bop, ba du ba dop Ba du bop, ba du ba dop Ba du Mmmbop, ba du ba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows (repeat chorus) In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there Until you lose your hair. But you don't care (repeat chorus) So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care, oh care (repeat chorus) Can you tell me No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me which flower's going to grow No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me which flower's going to grow No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me You say you can but you don't know You say you can but you don't know Don't know oh, You don't know oh (repeat chorus) Can you tell me No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me No you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me You say you can but you don't know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 5 more...you can cut the electricity with a knife! (credit wrestling legend Gorilla Monsoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 how about dickSHUN Dixie Normus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 How about Dick Clark? youd never die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 This one's for Rando Jump Around Pack it up, pack it in Let me begin I came to win Battle me that's a sin I won't tear the sack up Punk you'd better back up Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up Get up, stand up, come on! Come on, throw your hands up If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk Yo, I'll bust em in the eye And then I'll take the punks home Feel it, funk it Amps it are junking And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking Donuts shop Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill Plus my mom and my pops Chorus I came to get down (2x) So get out your seats and jump around Jump around (3x) Jump up Jump up and get down. Jump (18x) I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho Word to your moms I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none So if you come to battle bring a shotgun But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death Try and step to me you'll take your last breath I gots the skill, come get your fill Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill Chorus I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop Or better yet a terminator Like Arnold Schwarzenegger Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega But I ain't going out like no punk bitch Get used to one style and you know I might switch It up up and around, then buck buck you down Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya Chorus Jump (32x) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I can't light no more of your darkness All my pictures seem to fade to black and white I'm growing tired and time stands still before me Frozen here on the ladder of my life Too late to save myself from falling I took a chance and changed your way of life But you misread my meaning when I met you Closed the door and left me blinded by the light Don't let the sun go down on me Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me I can't find, oh the right romantic line But see me once and see the way I feel Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Normus!! NORMUS! WOOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice from "To the Extreme" Yo, VIP, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Baby Ice Ice Baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less that the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain way You better hit bull's eye The kid dont play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby Waving just to say HI Did you stop? No--I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine-- All I heard were shells Fallin on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke Police on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJ's say, "Damn" If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo--I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X) Yo man--let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice baby Too Cold Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 How about Dick Clark? youd never die! Rod Stewart - Forever Young May the good lord be with you down every road you roam And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home And may you grow to be proud, dignified, and true And do unto others as you would have done to you Be courageous and be brave And in my heart you'll always stay Forever young, forever young May good fortune be with you, may your guiding light be strong Build a stairway to heaven with a prince or a vagabond And may you never love in vain And in my heart you will always remain Forever young, forever young, Forever Young Forever Young And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell But whatever road you choose I'm right behind you Win or lose Forever Young, Forever young, forever young Forever Young Forever Young Forever Young Forever Young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call. Call Alice When she was just small. When the men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low. Go ask Alice I think she'll know. When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead, And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Can someone do "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Life is bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no I've said too much I set it up That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no I've said too much I haven't said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try Every whisper Of every waking hour I'm Choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool Oh no I've said too much I set it up Consider this The hint of the century Consider this The slip that brought me To my knees failed What if all these fantasies Come flailing around Now I've said too much I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try But that was just a dream That was just a dream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Purple Haze was in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the sky. Purple Haze all around, don't know if I'm coming up or down. Am I happy or in misery? Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me. Purple Haze was in my eyes, don't know if it's day or night, you've got me blowing, blowing my mind is it tomorrow or just the end of time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Can someone do "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred? I checked for that one at Lyrics.com a while back...but it wasn't working. So instead you get... We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise them with the victory cry Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will And you can act real rude or totally removed And I can act like an imbecile Say we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance They're doing it from pole to pole We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody taken the chance The safety dance The safety dance The safety dance We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it And everything will work out right Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friend of mine Chorus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
