Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 just noticed the counts getting up there...so much fun/heterosexuality here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 14, 2003 shouldn't that first word be "Mission"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Oh no another Mission thread? I better break out the Blurricane gimmick for old time sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Wha? History repeats itself? You don't say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted April 14, 2003 You'll get your Swedish penis enlargment pump in the mail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 You'll get your Swedish penis enlargment pump in the mail. Damn right... 'cuz I hit 1000 months ago, and everyday I check my mailbox, everyday my Swedish penis-enlarger isn't there. It's really starting to piss me off! Everyone else has gotten theirs already... how can mine have possibly been "lost in the mail" for so long?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Well if you would have insured your Swedish Penis Pump you could have had the USPS pay you for your SPP and then you could have gone down to the local adult shop and purchase one there while also getting the advice of the cashier on which one will strech you to the longest point. Just don't let them try to sell you on the motorized verision. Use some elbow grease to enlarge your cock. Builds character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I've hit 1000 twice now under two different names.........I never got a penis pump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 no no no..this is a 'road to' thread, not a 'mission'...on my Road to 1000 I will be sharing hilarious stories of all my zany adventures here at TSM and the always-interesting outside world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 14, 2003 I'm waiting on the first "Mission to 10,000" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Shipping was free... I guess I should've known that didn't include insurance. It's just... everyone else has such a big, throbbing cock now. It's not fair! They get to go out, and get to pick out a woman with sweat appearing on the top of her brow, get to approach her, and slowly undress them, before thrusting their huge, throbbing monster cocks into them over and over. I hear it all from my room downstairs. It's not fair. Why can't I be like them? Now I don't even have the money for a new one. It's not fair! AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Why can't I have a monster cock? I promise I'll use it for good instead of evil! You can even call me The Cock-sick Avenger, or Cocky, or Super Swedish Se-man, or something... anything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted April 14, 2003 How about Cock-Monger? Or The Blue Cocker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 1,000 posts...damn, that takes me back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Or The Blue Cocker. Especially given my constant lack of sexual status, this is a frighteningly accurate moniker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted April 14, 2003 And here's my annual random post of the year under an old screen name. Thank you and good day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 14, 2003 blah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 And here's my annual random post of the year under an old screen name. Thank you and good day. !!!! OMG ITZ DA BLURRICANE !!!! I bet him and his BlurriCock are doing just fine. But what about mine? WHAT ABOUT MINE>?! Six inches isn't enough... it's only HALF a foot! I want more, despite not having anything/one to do with them! I want more! More! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBlurricane Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Blah? Why Blah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 14, 2003 blurricane, was your banner always that....umm...blurry?? +1 blah blah blah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Blah? Why Blah? Why not? +1.... inch to my cock? NO! I wish my cock was even a six-thousandth as large as my post count! Even a seven-thousandth! Ahh... at least I have The Devil in Miss Jones "always on top" to keep my mind off my tragically over-exaggerated size issue (which isn't even really an issue... OMG BREAKING KOCKFABE~!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 No........I lost the original..........since it was on a ranchoweb account and well......this one I used now sucks. Sorry I'm back as LPYC........the stroll down memory lane ended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 14, 2003 i knew it wasn't that blurry! ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Indeed. And how about lust? It's one of the seven deadly sins isn't it? But I'm a virgin. I did nothing, not even that. I didn't contend. For how long? Eternity? If I had my life to live over... I would live a life filled, engulfed, consumed, by lust! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Blah? Why Blah? dude...your hurting my fucking eyes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 It wasn't that blurry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 14, 2003 yes it's that blurry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Hey, I liked Blurricane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 14, 2003 -True story- I am the heir apparent to James Dean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Hey, I liked Blurricane me too, he was cool in the mission to 1000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2003 Maybe I should pull double duty and post as both guys on here.........naw that's too much work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
