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We should tally these up later and decide who picked the coolest songs

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One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small,

And the ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice

When she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits

And you know you're going to fall,

Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call.

Call Alice

When she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving low.

Go ask Alice

I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion

Have fallen sloppy dead,

And the White Knight is talking backwards

And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"

Remember what the dormouse said:

"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

Duke: Oh, God. Did you eat all this acid?

Gonzo: That's right. Music!

Duke: You better pray to God there's some Thorazine in that bag. Otherwise, you're in bad fucking trouble.

Gonzo: Put that tape on!

Duke: What tape?

Gonzo: Jefferson Airplane "White Rabbit." I need a rising sound.

Duke: You want me to, uh.. Throw this into the tub when "White Rabbit" peaks, is that it?

Gonzo: Oh, fuck. I was beginning to think I was gonna have to go outside... And get one of the goddamn maids to do it.

Duke: Oh, no. I'll do it. Shit, what are friends for? Are you ready? Close your eye's--Yeah, good boy.

Gonzo: Rabbit! White Rabbit!

 

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

The lunatic is on the grass.

The lunatic is on the grass.

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.

Got to keep the loonies on the path.

 

The lunatic is in the hall.

The lunatics are in my hall.

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

And every day the paper boy brings more.

 

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon

And if there is no room upon the hill

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

 

The lunatic is in my head.

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.

You lock the door

And throw away the key

There's someone in my head but it's not me.

 

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear.

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

 

"I can't think of anything to say except...

I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
We should tally these up later and decide who picked the coolest songs

I have.

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Guest Midnight Express83

This one is for Kotz

 

Thought that I was going crazy

Just having one those days yeah

Didn't know what to do

Then there was you

 

And everything went from wrong to right

And the stars came out and filled up the sky

The music you were playing really blew my mind

It was love at first sight

 

'cause baby when I heard you

For the first time I knew

We were meant to be as one

 

Was tired of running out of luck

Thinking 'bout giving up yeah

Didn't know what to do

Then there was you

 

And everything went from wrong to right

And the stars came out and filled up the sky

The music you were playing really blew my mind

It was love at first sight

 

'cause baby when I heard you

For the first time

I knew we were meant to be as one

 

And everything went from wrong to right

And the stars came out and filled up the sky

The music you were playing really blew my mind

It was love at first sight

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Guest Youth N Asia
We should tally these up later and decide who picked the coolest songs

I have.

I gotta disagree

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Guest Midnight Express83

Whoah!

A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em

and like, back and forth because ah

this is.. what you thought it wasn't

It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen

I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*

And check out the man he goes by the name of er...

 

[Verse One: Eminem]

 

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady

I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady

I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer

Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from

You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album

Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open

I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then

My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)

I have a disease and they don't know what to call it

Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin

You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson

The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton

I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

 

[Chorus:]

 

So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

But see me on the street and duck

Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed

Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

 

[Verse Two: Eminem]

 

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone

I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone

I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason

I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin

Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview

I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review

I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals

This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols

But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles

Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion

Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion

The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic

Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict

Half animal, half man

Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can

With more holes than an Afghan

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse Three: Eminem]

 

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)

I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine

I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin

Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion

Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure

I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher

I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches

Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes

In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush

Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush

Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed

Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team

Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian

Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again

I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median

Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

 

[Chorus]

 

[Outro: Eminem]

 

Hey, fuck that!

Outsidaz..

Pace One..

Young Zee..

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight

Walk the streets for money

You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

 

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

Put on the red light, oh

 

I loved you since I knew ya

I wouldn't talk down to ya

I have to tell you just how I feel

I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up

So put away your make up

Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

 

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

You don't have to put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

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Guest The Amazing Rando
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight

Walk the streets for money

You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

 

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

Put on the red light, oh

 

I loved you since I knew ya

I wouldn't talk down to ya

I have to tell you just how I feel

I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up

So put away your make up

Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

 

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

You don't have to put on the red light

Put on the red light, put on the red light

i love this...

 

 

and...

 

blah

 

I have one thing to say...

 

Paging Cutthroat...Paging Cutthroat....

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Guest The Amazing Rando

yeah...do the 1000th post then everyone can get back to emotionally damaging me

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Guest snuffbox

1000

 

Threads gone longer than I thought.

 

I picked out the best songs/movie lines.

 

 

This is cool...read/enjoy..

 

"We were all rebels. Well, not every one of us, but all the people who truly mattered. To be real, to matter, and to be fundamentally human one must revolt to some degree. Some of us did and some of us didn’t."

 

 

and lil bow wow is a superstar faggot

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind

These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind

I can't love my business if I can't get a trick

Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

 

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

Come on and kick me

You've got your problems

I've got my ass wide

You've got your big G's

I've got my hash pipe

 

I can't help my boogies they get out of control

I know that you don't care but I want you to know

The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat

Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

 

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

Come on and kick me

You've got your problems

I've got my ass wide

You've got your big G's

I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe

 

Oh, come on and kick me

Oh, come on and kick me

Come on and kick me

You've got your problems

I've got my ass wide

You've got your big G's

I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe

 

I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe

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Guest The Amazing Rando
and lil bow wow is a superstar faggot

dear god........i hope you mean he is gay...

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Guest Youth N Asia

I was going to get lyrics for "A Moment Like This" for when it hit 1,000...but the CPU acted up on me

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Guest Midnight Express83

Well, this thread could last if we just radomly keep adding lyrics. So lets keep this alive.

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Guest eiker_ir

congrats man, u have 1000 posts! :cries:

 

and just becaause.......

 

 

 

"Sing Along With 3 Count"

(Song Performed by Evan Karagias, Shannon Moore, & Shane Helms)

 

Get up on your feet!

Put your hands together!

Sing along with 3 Count!

We'll party on forever!

 

(Chorus)

We like The BackStreet Boys,

N'Sync too!

Brittany Spears in kinda cool!

We watch TRL on MTV,

Everybody three count: 1, 2, 3,

One,

Two,

Threeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Put your hands together!

Get up on your feet!

Sing along with 3 Count!

Can't you feel the beat?

 

(Chorus)

We like The BackStreet Boys,

N'Sync too!

Brittany Spears in kinda cool!

We watch TRL on MTV,

Everybody three count: 1, 2, 3,

One,

Two,

Threeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

(Repeat Chorus)

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Guest snuffbox
and lil bow wow is a superstar faggot

dear god........i hope you mean he is gay...

yes...yes ido.

 

hes not just a fag...but a superstar fag, the faggiest of fags.

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I was going to get lyrics for "A Moment Like This" for when it hit 1,000...but the CPU acted up on me

awwww :(

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Guest Flyboy
Whoah!

A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em

and like, back and forth because ah

this is.. what you thought it wasn't

It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen

I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*

And check out the man he goes by the name of er...

 

[Verse One: Eminem]

 

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady

I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady

I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer

Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from

You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album

Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open

I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then

My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)

I have a disease and they don't know what to call it

Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin

You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson

The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton

I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

 

[Chorus:]

 

So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack

I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

But see me on the street and duck

Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed

Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

 

[Verse Two: Eminem]

 

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone

I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone

I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason

I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin

Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview

I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review

I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals

This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols

But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles

Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion

Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion

The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic

Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict

Half animal, half man

Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can

With more holes than an Afghan

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse Three: Eminem]

 

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)

I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine

I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin

Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion

Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure

I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher

I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches

Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes

In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush

Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush

Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed

Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team

Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian

Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again

I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median

Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

 

[Chorus]

 

[Outro: Eminem]

 

Hey, fuck that!

Outsidaz..

Pace One..

Young Zee..

"Just Don't Give A Fuck" owns.

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Guest Midnight Express83

yes, yes it does.

 

OLD SCHOOL~!

 

We're talking away

I don't know what

I'm to say I'll say it anyway

Today's another day to find you

Shying away

I'll be coming for your love, OK?

 

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

In a day or two

 

So needless to say

I'm odds and ends

But that's me stumbling away

Slowly learning that life is OK.

Say after me

It's no better to be safe than sorry

 

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

In a day or two

 

Oh the things that you say

Is it life or

Just a play my worries away

You're all the things I've got to

remember

You're shying away

I'll be coming for you anyway

 

Take on me, take me on

I'll be gone

In a day or two

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Guest Midnight Express83

You can't multi-post in a thread like this without hitting atleast 5.

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