Bored Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 Can't wait for the debut of the "Hairstyling Tips for Closet Homosexual Men who Make Little Handsignals to Show how Cool they are" show hosted by the Kliq. Oh wait they already have that show, d'oh.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 Im not sure if I like it. Chances are Spike TV will be something else shortly after everyone confuses it as being an all Voleyball Network. I vote to call it Dick TV, and have the Dick guy from the Miller Lite TV commercials a few years ago to be the spokesman.
Guest El Satanico Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 That...is...a fucking HORRIBLE name for a TV network. If they want a younger image, "Extreme Television" with call letters of XTV would've been a decent name.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 (edited) If they want a younger image, "Extreme Television" with call letters of XTV would've been a decent name. Actually that is a very good tv channel name. But you need to have EXTREME all over it. Edited April 15, 2003 by Lightning Flik
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 I still think Spike TV is the greatest name ever.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 I still think Spike TV is the greatest name ever. Geez... Like it's so hard to figure out why that is. Oh look. I'm over 1000 post finally. Took me long enough.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 That...is...a fucking HORRIBLE name for a TV network. If they want a younger image, "Extreme Television" with call letters of XTV would've been a decent name. That's a worse name. "Extreme" and the even more retarded "Xtreme" are so cliched...er...I guess a bunch of suit-clad, cappucino-sipping TV execs might think it is cutting edge. Sorry about exhausting the joke supply about the name. I'm sure there are other ones to make, though.
Guest RedJed Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Fuck, even something as simplistic as "The Guys Channel" would be better than Spike TV.
Guest MentallyNormal Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 I wonder if they'll feature spike lee movies?
Guest Kingpk Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 What the hell? When did TV executives get so fucking retarded? Granted, they've been pretty stupid before, but this takes the cake. Of course, this is the same network that still calls itself "the New TNN" even though it's been 2 or so YEARS since they changed.
David Blazenwing Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 This could be the single worst idea in the history of the planet. Not true... let's not forget the "Mae Young gives birth to a hand" WWF angle a few years ago I think you all join me in a collective... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Bored Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Spike TV: We got cock. HAHA beat you to it! I rule!
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Can't wait for the debut of the "Hairstyling Tips for Closet Homosexual Men who Make Little Handsignals to Show how Cool they are" show hosted by the Kliq. Oh wait they already have that show, d'oh. Well, I haven't heard about them giving out any tips. They are the only Raw wrestlers besides Jericho allowed to have long hair. That makes me realize something though. If Rico is still officially a "stylist," his own version of the Barber Shop would be far more interesting than anything else on the show. Of course, HHH would have to throw HBK through its window despite the fact that only smarks and very long-term fans would "get it."
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Spike TV: We got cock. The STV logo could be a codpiece with a big "S" and a tiny "tv" on it.
Guest Steve J. Rogers Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Spike TV: Good to watch while doing Jello Shots!
Guest Steve J. Rogers Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Spike TV, we drive home the point
Guest Steve J. Rogers Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 My question is, where the fuck does TNN's Star Trek programing fit? Star Trek isn't exactly programing that appeals to the demos they are trying to attract, even if you just put the best of Jeri Ryan on
Guest Zero_Cool Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 I guess that if they get rid of Star Trek, they'll just have to give Vince some timeslots to air ECW and WCW stuff. Spike TV: Go HARD or Go Home! ...yeah... Say, if you won the lottery and had like 70 million dollars going your way, would you consider buying up the ECW tape library right from under Vince, just to piss him off? [NOTE: If the tape library has already been auctioned off, nevermind.}
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Spike TV: "Getting the HICK Out"
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 I stand behind my Dick TV idea, although the name would probably make a better show title than a network title. This Show was made and approved by : Dick
Guest wwF1587 Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 SPIKE TV: Proving that there are things dumber than RAW in this world
Guest Choken One Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE NATIONAL NETWORK? It wasn't all that bad... I thought PAX was stupid but SPIKE is dumber... But hey...ESPN must have sound retarded back then...People would likely going "ESPN? Why not The Sports Channel?" SPIKE TV? Jesus Christ...
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Just wait until JR starts shilling the name as well as the gay slogan that will accompany it. And you thought "chick kick" was bad.
Guest creativename Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 Good lord. This is so absurd. I cannot possibly imagine what sort of human beings would actually not only voluntarily change the name of their network to Spike TV, but even moreso think that it was in fact a good idea. About the Extreme TV thing--yeah, that's a terrible idea too, as Extreme/Xtreme got played out a decade ago. We'd all be complaining about how lame/gay that name was. But just about anything is better than Spike TV. That makes me realize something though. If Rico is still officially a "stylist," his own version of the Barber Shop would be far more interesting than anything else on the show. That. Would. OWN. I would actually pay to see that. Of course, HHH would have to throw HBK through its window despite the fact that only smarks and very long-term fans would "get it." Not HHH--Brian Kendrick.
Guest MD2020 Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 With special apperances by Spike from Gremlins and James Marsters (Spike on Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) I'm pretty sure you mean "Stripe" from Gremlins. Which would pretty much ruin your joke. Sorry.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 16, 2003 Report Posted April 16, 2003 That makes me realize something though. If Rico is still officially a "stylist," his own version of the Barber Shop would be far more interesting than anything else on the show. That. Would. OWN. I would actually pay to see that. Of course, HHH would have to throw HBK through its window despite the fact that only smarks and very long-term fans would "get it." Not HHH--Brian Kendrick. That's possible, provided HBK put over HHH in some other form or fashion in the same time frame.
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