You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When!!!

[Guest Drury37]

You know those lists I am talking about, well I was thinking that all of us here should come up with owns on our own and put together our own list of them, think of ones that you just came up with one your own!!!I thought of a few to get us started!!!

You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When...

1. You write a book about yourself and it has the same name as your catch phrase.

2. You look at all your friends and pick at the ones that would probably make the best tag teams.

3. You build up partys like they are PPVs with hype and everything and you come in with new theme music.

4. You play ping pong with your friends and when you walk into where you are about to play you have "Vodoo Child" by Jimmy Hendrix playing and you start pretending to play the guitar on the ping pong paddle(?).

5. You change your hair style and when talking about the past you say that was the flat top (insert name).

 

Well I think these are good so add your own.

Thanks.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

who are you and how did you get 1000 posts all of a sudden?

[Guest CanadianChick]

-You're suspcious when,on your birthday, there is a birthday cake.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

At your High School graduation when the music hits you're tempted to start spinning around with your hand in the air and yell "OOOOH YEAH!!".

[Guest Breetai]

You get into a fight and midway through you blade.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

When someone at work gets a promotion, you think,

 

"Why is he getting a push?"

[Guest Drury37]

Those are pretty good and by the way I have been here since like 2001 and I signed in here the first day you could back in like February 2002!!!

Thanks.

[Guest Drury37]

Whenever you see a car crash you yell out "The irresistible force just met the immovable object!!!"

Thanks.

[TheFranchise]

When someone at work gets a promotion, you think,

 

"Why is he getting a push?"

LOL!!

 

you know you watch too much wrestling when... you make a 'you know you watch too much wrestling when' list.

[Guest CanadianChick]

-When you get in a fight with someone and yell "SELL BITCH!".

-When you can't get to sleep at night and claim that sleep no-sold you.

-You smile wickedly when you spot a steel chair.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

You know you watch too much wrestling when you refer to everything you like as a "mark out moment"

[Tully316]

You know you watch too much wrestling whenever you spot a 15 year old chubby hillbilly girl and tell yourself there's a 90% chance she's a Jeff Hardy fan

[Guest eiker_ir]

when u get fired from your job, you completely change your look, name, etc. before starting to work in a new place.

[Mrnoitaull]

You get into a fight and midway through you blade.

[Guest MaxPower27]

- You get fired, and come back in the next day wearing a mask

- You get an award at work and spray paint 'nWo' on it

[Guest snuffbox]

You incorporate words like 'mark', 'mark out', 'over', 'heat', etc in everyday conversation.

 

I do this.

[Guest Drury37]

This is not original but I still find it to be funny.

You know you watch too much wrestling when...

You try to impress your friends by telling them Bobby Heenan jokes!!!

I do this all the time,HAHA!!!

Thanks.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

You get into a fight and midway through you blade.

My friend actually did this after my suggestion a year or so back.

 

He was fighting someone who was a few years older than him (I believe freshman vs. senior), and like forty people at the school came behind the video store to see it. We all figured that Jay (freshmen) would get the shit kicked out of him, so I told him to blade, and take whatever headache pill SK had suggested to get the blood to drip all over the place, once the guy had punched him and throw him into the wall a couple times.

 

Jay did this, and thankfully, was tough enough to get up after getting the crap beat out of himself and was bleeding very nicely. Jay literally pulled a Mikey Whipwreck, as he was able to trip him when the senior came back to kick the crap out of him again. Jay slammed his head into the heating vent like six times, then just pumbled his face to the point where the kid had broken his nose. And at my suggestion, I had Jay turn him over and give the ECW Taz sidearm hooks to the face a few times.

 

Jay got a few stitches for the cut, but when he came back to school, he was actually viewed as tough shit/the cool kid by most of the school. Just like in a wrestling match, the fact that he was bleeding all over the place just made him seem more tough. I wish I had taken my camera that day, because it fucking owned.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

This is not original but I still find it to be funny.

You know you watch too much wrestling when...

You try to impress your friends by telling them Bobby Heenan jokes!!!

I do this all the time,HAHA!!!

Thanks.

OMG! I slip Heenanisms in all the time. My favorite being when someone is giving me a bit of a hard time, I'll come back with,

 

"Talkin' to me?"

[Guest Steviekick]

- you show up late to work constantly and get heat from the boss

[EL DANDY~!]

-When signing a contract, you make sure there is a metal briefcase handy to nail the cosigner..

 

-After nailing with said briefcase, you stab pen in head and make him sign in his own blood...

 

-You say "Bonzo Gonzo" when you hear a crazy story at work...

[Guest snuffbox]

[Guest That 1996 Guy]

To extend on the car wreck one..

 

When you witness a car wreck you race up to the wreckage and start chanting "ECW! ECW! ECW!"

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Whenever you see a trophy awarded to a person or a team, you expect somebody to get hit over the head with it.

[EL DANDY~!]

If you come to work with a boombox carryign your theme music and then open the door and pull out some sparklers for pyro...

[HurriShane]

Any time your boss tells you to do something that you don't want to do you flip him off then give him a stonecold stunner

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

...your name is Corey Lazarus.

 

...you swear that the higher-up's are holding you down.

 

...you see somebody lying down, and just want to drop a leg, an elbow, or lock on a Sharpshooter.

 

...somebody is sitting down on the ground/floor, and you want to summon the powers of Yoshihiro Tajiri.

 

EDIT: I'm actually guilty of 3 of these...I'm Corey Lazarus, I want to apply a Sharpshooter or a drop an elbow on somebody when they're lying down, and I want to summon Tajiri-power when I see somebody kneeling or sitting on the ground.

 

Oh, and I use wrestling terms in every day conversation. Most of my friends hate me.

[Guest El Gigante]

-You take up chewing tobacco, not cause you like it but because Skinner did it.

 

-You yell at the ice cream man demanding to know where the WWF ice cream bars went.

 

-When the teacher puts her arms up in the air to write something on the blackboard and their back is towards you, you have the sudden urge to put them into the Tazzmission.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

You constantly promise to take your buddies to the strip club, but end up taking them to the beach instead for your weekly bait-and-switch ritual.

 

When someone gives you a boring sob story about potentially going into bankruptcy, you warn him about the Repo Man!

 

You constantly walk in on people talking on a cell phone.

[Guest AM The Kid]

You oversell in actual fights or in shot-for-shot games.

You chug your beer like Austin.

You always do the intense~! water spit when there is a handy bottle of water.