SWF Lockdown Card (4/23/03)

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

SWF LOCKDOWN!!!!!!! for Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003!!!

Due Date: Wednesday at 8 PM EST

Venue: Richmond Coliseum in Richmond, Virginia!

Send To: Grand Slam

 

SINGLES MATCH

US TITLE MATCH

Mike Van Siclen vs. Michael Craven©

 

Description: Lately, Mike Craven has been acting differently. His US Title win has turned him into a total egomaniac, and he’s enjoying life on top a little too much for his wife Misty. Meanwhile, Mike Van Siclen has been in the midst of the title picture. He squared off against Johnny Dangerous on Storm, and picked up a tough win. Because of the win, he’ll square off against Craven in a big US Title match. Man, Grand Slam is really making me work here. This match will be finalized after Stevens edits in the match from Storm. The match is finalized. Apologies all around...

Rules: Straight singles match

Word Count: 4500

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SINGLES MATCH

“The Judge” William Hearford© vs. Kris

 

Description: Two shows ago, on Smarkdown, Kris and Kross split up from their normal tag team matches to take on the members of Justice and Rule, with Kris squaring off against Ejiro Fasaki and Kross taking on William Hearford. On Storm, the two teams squared off, with Justice and Rule narrowly retaining their tag team titles in a superb matchup. Déjà Vu were obviously disappointed, and tonight will have a chance to regain some pride, and put themselves into position for another shot at the SWF Tag Team Titles, as they match up against the member of Justice and Rule that they haven’t faced. Will Kris show the Judge how it’s done, or will this just be a replay of Storm?

Rules: Straight singles match.

Word Count: 4500

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FOUR CORNERS MATCH

HARDCORE (NON-TITLE) MATCH

Janus vs. Beezel© vs. Jay Dawg© vs. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

Description: The Suicide King was angered on Storm, as Neilsen of the Jungle made King look bad again, as he triumphed over Jay Dawg in an always-fun Inferno Match. Jay Dawg doesn’t take losing kindly, however, and these two get to square off again in their forte, a Hardcore match. But King, desperately trying to take out Neilsen and end his frustration, has decided that Jay Dawg, despite being one of the greatest hardcore fighters of all time, isn’t enough. He’s thrown in the HGC Champion Beezel, as well as Janus, the monstrous Aussie who just dropped the HGC Title to Beezel on Storm. Janus is sure to be angry, and Beezel should be in for some pain. How will these four men interact with each other, and will any of them be able to leave under their own power?

Rules: First pinfall/submission wins. Falls count anywhere inside county lines.

Word Count: 6500

Send To: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Kross vs. Ejiro Fasaki©

 

Description: As was stated above, Justice and Rule and Déjà Vu have had problems with each other. With Kross already having faced William Hearford, he’ll get a chance to square off against the other member of Justice and Rule, Ejiro Fasaki. Can Ejiro ground the lighthearted Kross, or will the rookie show Fasaki how it’s done?

Rules: Straight singles match.

Word Count: 4500

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MAIN EVENT

TNT vs. Frost

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Tom Flesher©

 

Description: These three men have more history than the Roman Empire. TNT recently dropped the SWF World Title to Tom Flesher, who has been feuding with Frost and, more recently, Thompson. The other member of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang, Frost, had a title shot on Storm, which ended with Tom Flesher emerging victorious. In recognition of his hard work, the Suicide King has given Tom Flesher a night off, with only some light referee work. Meanwhile, two friends must square off against one another, with the winner having a leg up on getting another title shot. How will Frost and TNT be able to fight each other, and who will Tom Flesher favor in this match? This unpredictable night ends with a truly superb matchup, here on Lockdown!

Rules: Tom Flesher is the ONLY referee allowed to make a decision in this match. He will enforce the rules (straight singles rules) as he sees fit….but those special guest referees are fickle in that regard

Word Count: 6500

Send To: Grand Slam

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

Anyhow, I just got back from Richmond Virginia last night. Teh IRONY~!

[Guest Ace309]

Oh, great. Now I have to buy a striped shirt.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

SUH WEET

 

 

Neilsen... you're getting some ass this time.

[Guest Beezel]

I think that my statement on the last card belongs here as well.

 

Oh dear.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

MAIN EVENT

TNT vs. Frost

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Tom Flesher©

 

Description: These three men have more history than the Roman Empire. TNT recently dropped the SWF World Title to Tom Flesher, who has been feuding with Frost and, more recently, Thompson. The other member of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang, Frost, had a title shot on Storm, which ended with Tom Flesher emerging victorious. In recognition of his hard work, the Suicide King has given Tom Flesher a night off, with only some light referee work. Meanwhile, two friends must square off against one another, with the winner having a leg up on getting another title shot. How will Frost and TNT be able to fight each other, and who will Tom Flesher favor in this match? This unpredictable night ends with a truly superb matchup, here on Lockdown!

Rules: Tom Flesher is the ONLY referee allowed to make a decision in this match. He will enforce the rules (straight singles rules) as he sees fit….but those special guest referees are fickle in that regard

Word Count: 6500

Send To: Grand_Slam

...Oh no.

 

Tom isn't writing a match, is he? *cries*

[Forewarned 0]

I'm getting some ass this time?

 

Now that scares me more than anything you've ever said JD.

 

And besides, Neilsen gets ass all the time.

 

As for the match, King might have me this time as I'm not sure who Beezel is and...well...yeah. I also have a bad record in four corners matches. But do the men have to tag or not?

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

No tags in or out. This is hardcore, man! There are no rules!

[janusd 0]

*runs away and cries as he has not a chance in hell of winning a multi-man match like this*

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

This will be fun... Neilsen... you're hardcore ass is going to go down faster then that little bitch you have there when you cover your dick in honey!

[Forewarned 0]

Heh...sweet.

 

Bring it bitch.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Oh it's already been broughten!

[Guest Beezel]

I simply would like to add that this match being non-title will lessen the blow to my self esteem.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Bah... it makes it a bitch on who to decide who takes the pin... that's fo sho!

 

 

*watches everyone make JD the jobber*

 

 

Mutha fuck!

[Forewarned 0]

Nah...I just set you on fire. I won't...well...maybe I will...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

If anyone needs to do an interview-style promo, use Kevin Cole. I need Ben Hardy for something.

 

For those who don't know, Cole is just a basic interviewer but is less of a tool than Ben. His profile is on the website.

[Guest Suicide King]

Just a reminder, that there is one more show after this one before the PPV, on May 4th. So get those feuds in order! Craven, I'm looking at you.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

...I'm hurt, King.

 

Keep the faith.

 

+1

[Guest Goodear]

Dude, who is active for Craven to even feud with besides MVS and Dangerous? Seems a little harsh to get on his ass for that.

[Guest Suicide King]

Whoa there Ejiro. I wasn't getting on his ass. I just said I was looking at him.

[Guest Beezel]

I also have no feud, nor the ability to start one. I hope this is not a problem.

[Guest Suicide King]

You just beat Janus for the HCG belt. You've got a ready made feud for the PPV.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

The only guy whose ass King really gets on is Mr. G, but that's a story for late-night cable only.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

The only guy whose ass King really gets on is Mr. G, but that's a story for late-night cable only.

 

I have to see this!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

The only guy whose ass King really gets on is Mr. G, but that's a story for late-night cable only.

 

I have to see this!

Dude Strangler, I've got popcorn, soda, and a big-screen TV! Come on over!