Guest KK Rage Report post Posted April 20, 2003 From this year's Wrestlemania, as Flair is attacking Booker on the outside... King: "He's trying to help him get back in the ring!" JR: "Aww dammit, nobody has bought that load of crap since 1986!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cabbageboy Report post Posted April 20, 2003 You know for someone with "no mic skills" there have been a lot of RVD quotes in this thread. I was actually at the PPV where E, C, and K did the jug band pose. Too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest swilk Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "I promise not to Billy Gunn this King of the Ring Championship" or something like that. Last week's LAW archive has this quote in Dan's classic promo. It's in the Hour 2 archive near the end. Somewhere around the 45 minute mark of the show. Some of Edge's funniest stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 You know for someone with "no mic skills" there have been a lot of RVD quotes in this thread. I was actually at the PPV where E, C, and K did the jug band pose. Too funny. i was thinking the same. it probably is the stoner-relaxed delivery that RVD does when he speaks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Rock about Big Show: From the time your crappy music hits (singing) well, it's the Big Slow(spoken) and every single Rock fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: I'm going to take a leak; this guy sucks!" "And you walk down the Rock's ramp and you step over the top rope, like that's supposed to impress somebody! And then, Big Show, you do something that is, without the shadow of a doubt, the most impressive thing the Rock's seen, and that's this-- (lifts hand in the air, Big Show-style and moans) huuuaaaagh!" Rock to Jericho: "You think you impress the Rock because, a couple of months ago, you were down south beating some jabroni named Juventud?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 20, 2003 *during a match in Pittsburgh* Angle: Why are you booing me! I was born right here in Pittsburgh at Mercy Hospital! *the Rock knocks him down* Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU WERE BORN~! "excuse me, but you must be this tall to talk to Kurt Angle" - Angle to Mysterio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted April 20, 2003 This thread got me dying laughing over here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted April 20, 2003 When Big Show first debut in the WWF and Vince McMahon was introducing him to the Rock the Rock ignored Paul looked at Vince and went.. "Who....Is this....Roody Poo?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 during the dvd commentary for the Kennel Form Hell - KK: ''i see Al Snow has chosen the blue jeans and blue shirt look, which i'm sure he bought earlier today at some kind of disccount store like K-Mart or something similar'' - Foley: ''good point Kevin Kelly.'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Anything from Al Snow and Mick Foley is an instant classic. Mick: Ah, a hand of a life time. I've been dreaming about a hand like this for years. Al: You dream about your hand all the time. Mick: Shut up Al. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "Kurt talking to Taka and Funaki after winning KOTR "I am King Kurt. Which is similar to your emperor or 'head ninja.'"" We have a winner Why am I not surprised that Kurt is involved in the winner? Don't be surprised...he is our Olympic Hero and a funny mofo to boot. Notable mention: Kurt: "Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!" I actually found this one funnier. Although mocking the quad tear was hilarious as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "I promise not to Billy Gunn this King of the Ring Championship" or something like that. Last week's LAW archive has this quote in Dan's classic promo. It's in the Hour 2 archive near the end. Somewhere around the 45 minute mark of the show. Some of Edge's funniest stuff. Ironically, that's exactly what Edge did with his KOTR title. This one is more "WTF?" funny: "Hickory, dickory, dock; Rikishi finally talks." -- Rikishi at Armageddon '99. I'm not taking it out of context, he says that then goes into a short promo that doesn't rhyme or in any way relate to that line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Jericho screaming "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no" during his feud with the Rock and nobody was taking him seriously as the Undisputed Champion oh...and of course... Steph - Anyone but YOU, Jericho! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "I promise not to Billy Gunn this King of the Ring Championship" or something like that. Last week's LAW archive has this quote in Dan's classic promo. It's in the Hour 2 archive near the end. Somewhere around the 45 minute mark of the show. Some of Edge's funniest stuff. Ironically, that's exactly what Edge did with his KOTR title. This one is more "WTF?" funny: "Hickory, dickory, dock; Rikishi finally talks." -- Rikishi at Armageddon '99. I'm not taking it out of context, he says that then goes into a short promo that doesn't rhyme or in any way relate to that line. Come on..you can't blame Edge for his wasted KOR win. He didn't get a title shot like Lesnar and it was during the Invasion where everything sucked. At least he had a half assed storyline with Christian and Grandma Edna. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anorak Report post Posted April 20, 2003 JR responding to Heyman drooling in a Lawler-esque way over some Diva JR: "You like women"? "That's interesting" Regal telling Tajiri he shouldn't bow to him because "we don't encourage racial stereotypes here in the WWF". The Regal/Tajiri stuff was brilliant as long as it lasted and JR/Heyman were GOLD together after an awkward beginning. They really had a good rip on each other in their final months together, their final PPV together being a good example of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "Now we look like real cowboys!" -- Kurt Angle with the organ-grinder monkey hat on during the InVasion, but before Austin joined. "Boyz with a Z--is that supposed to scare us?" - E&C on commentary during a Raw. "Vince has gone through the three rings of marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." -- Lawler from NWO 2K1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 - Heyman: '' what kind of name is Christian?, that's like my mother naming me Jew'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 - Heyman: '' what kind of name is Christian?, that's like my mother naming me Jew'' HAH! Actually, the entire line is "What kind of name is Christian? His parents had 9 months to name him and the best that they could come up with is 'Christian?' That would be like my parents naming me 'Jew.'" -- Paul Heyman from No Mercy 2K1. A friend reminded me: Stephanie: I love my brother. Paul: And I hate your father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Is it too early to start a classic thread request Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 *When Rocky forced Vince to kiss Rikishi's ass.* JR: THE LIPS OF LUCIFER...!!!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 one time The King was all crazy talking bout puppies and women and crap like that all excited and JR said in a sad voice: ''...oh you're so lonely...'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Durring a hell in a cell match didn't Michael Cole say something to the effect of "Hell in a Cell is a dangerous match. You could cut a finger in there." Something like that about cutting a finger in the cage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted April 20, 2003 I nominate this as a Classic thread! This thread....wow, I am dying of laughter here!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "I got nothing to say to you. Just park my damn truck, and if you scratch it, you're gonna get get your ass whipped." Austin to Michael Cole, when he arrived at the Royal Rumble 1998 Not hysterical, but that makes me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 - HHH (the Crock): ''Mizar Henry, the people wanna know....how do you get your pect to go ALL the way around your back?'' - Roadd Dogg (B-lo): '' what the people wanna know, is how..'' - All: ''shut up!!'' B-Lo goes to the corner and does his little head notion taunt hilarious~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Jericho: "You can complain about the fact that you have a midget head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that Benoit in French means 'chipped toothed jackass'!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Is it too early to start a classic thread request From Austin Appreciatin Night. "If you look through history, you will see great leaders, MEN like Alexander the Great, MEN like Julius Caesar, MEN like Richard Nixon!" -- Paul Heyman. "We should have subtitles for Kanyon's interviews." -- JR "Maalox...Maalox please! How about a Pepto...JR needs Pepto!!" -- JR as they sing Wind Beneath Our Ring. Steph: "And I know that singer...ladies and gentlemen, allow ME..." JR: Oh my God, not that... Steph: "To lead you in song!" JR: With that voice? *Kurt Angle comes in with the milk truck* JR: MILKAMANIA HAS RUN WILD! *Steph gets doused with the hose of milk* JR: THE MILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS HAS BECOME A DAIRY QUEEN!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2003 "Eeked? That's not even a word. You're a sportscaster. Read a thesaurus, dammit!" - Chris Jericho to Michael Cole on commentary, Smackdown 01/24/02 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Jerry Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the bible." Vince (trying to get Austin to tag with Kurt): "Steve, it's OK. I know he's a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!" Angle: "I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count." Edge: "I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel." Edge: "We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 20, 2003 Angle: "I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count." Edge: "I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel." oh those are great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
