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Guest CanadianChick

RVD(refering to an upcoming ladder match): "No one

gets higher than RVD!"

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Guest MillenniumMan831

From Best of WWF Volume 15 (Bam Bam vs. Bundy)

 

(Bam Bam gets a big splash for an admittedly fast 1-2-3)

 

Jesse: That was a fast count!

Vince: Bam Bam VICTORIOUS! Go get em Bam Bam!

Jesse: That was a fast count!

(Slo Mo airs)

Jesse: Watch . . . Bundy misses, Bam Bam splashes Bundy . . .

Vince: No Jess, That's a SLOW count!

Jesse: That's slow motion you idiot!

Bruno: (laughs)

 

I had to paraphrase it, but you get the gist.

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Guest LLSmoothJ

Stephanie: "You're strong...I like that in a man."

 

Security Guard: "Stephanie, I'm gay!"

 

*Billy and Chuck walk by*

 

Security Guard: "If those guys were on a calendar, they'd sell millions!"

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Guest CED Ordonez

I don't have the exact quote but, to paraphrase Mick Foley: I've pulled a limp, white thing out of my pants for years. I just never got cheered for it before.

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Guest DrainYou42

(Bobby Heenan and the Islanders are being interviewed by Bob Uecker)

 

Heenan: You know Uecker, you want to talk about letters, I heard you had 700 votes to get into the (baseball) hall of fame.

 

(Uecker nods)

 

Heenan: Yeah I'm sure you would've had more, if you hadn't ran out of stamps.

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Guest MillenniumMan831

I loved that interview!

 

Uecker: For what you did to that dog, the AFPCKGBY oughta be on you forever!

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Guest JHawk

Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

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Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

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Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that.

 

Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them.

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Guest JHawk
Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that.

 

Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them.

The funny part about Al's "comeback" was that it was bombing so badly that JR kept cutting him off.

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Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that.

 

Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them.

They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks?

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Guest JHawk
Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that.

 

Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them.

They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks?

I just saw the tape yesterday and I don't remember them.

 

They were that bad.

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Guest Joe_G

Christian comes out wearing a Diamondbacks jersey in the Nassau Colesium one day after the Yankess lose game 7 of the '01 World Series:

 

"You people like my shirt? You know, I figured - I figured since I am a champion...I might as well DRESS like a champion! And unlike Mariano Rivera...I'm gonna get the job done--"

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Guest Youth N Asia
Mankind:  "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy.  And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs."

I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though.

Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that.

 

Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them.

They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks?

I just saw the tape yesterday and I don't remember them.

 

They were that bad.

They were that bad. He would make a joke that sucked and just spout out crap like, I hate him. It's not Al's finest moment/

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Guest JHawk

Gorilla Monsoon: "That is highly illegal in my book."

Johnny Valiant: "Sure, but your book is only about three pages long, Monsoon."

 

 

Bobby Heenan: "Tito Santana is like a cueball. The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."

 

 

(Discussing Rick Martel turning on Tito Santana):

Gorilla: "I suppose you thought what Benedict Arnold was great too!"

Heenan: "Well, he did what he had to do, I think."

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Guest JHawk

Jim Ross: "The parade must have let out! Here comes Patterson with Brisco!"

 

Heenan: "The problem with wrestling Ricky Ataki is an hour later you want to wrestle him again."

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Guest Imarkout4chrisdaniels

Looking for some help here.

 

Sometime after he and Edge split, Christian was in the ring for a promo. Another wrestler was there with him (maybe Kurt Angle), and at first was acting like he was going to cut a promo against Christian. The wrestler said something like: "The corwd boos me for it." Christian got real mad and said "SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE!" to the crowd as the other wrestler calmed him down. Anyone remember who the other wrestler was and more of the interview? That is one of my favorite one liners.....

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Guest MillenniumMan831

Monsoon: This place is DEAFENING!

Heenan: I CAN'T hear YOU!!

Monsoon: (ominous Monsoon tone) Boy, I wish I could say the same. I wish I could say 'I can't hear you.'

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Guest JHawk

Lawler: "Triple H wears the pants in the family, but I think Stephanie tells him which pair to wear." (Backlash 2000)

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Guest MideonMark

Pat Patterson is posing Hogan style after he and Briscoe just defeated a couple of members of the Posse:

 

JR-''And hes single fellas!''

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Guest Anglesault
Looking for some help here.

 

Sometime after he and Edge split, Christian was in the ring for a promo. Another wrestler was there with him (maybe Kurt Angle), and at first was acting like he was going to cut a promo against Christian. The wrestler said something like: "The corwd boos me for it." Christian got real mad and said "SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE!" to the crowd as the other wrestler calmed him down. Anyone remember who the other wrestler was and more of the interview? That is one of my favorite one liners.....

It was X-Pac. Then Edge came out and drove the final nail in Christian's career and made fun of X-Pac.

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Guest Askewniverse

(from a Money Inc. vs. Natural Disasters CHV match)

Bobby Heenan: "Did Typhoon just trip?"

Jim Ross: "No...Typhoon's a very agile man."

 

Shawn Michaels (to Sid, shortly before Survivor Series '96): "Sid, with that chin you're sporting, I'll be able to hit it from anywhere in Madison Square Garden!"

 

Rock: "Booker T, long time sucka. Shane McMahon, silver spoon mother f***er!"

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Guest Youth N Asia

Summerslam 93, it was either Vince or JR I think

 

"Yokozuna's bulked up for this match."

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Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate

Gorilla at WMVI:

"Andre has bulked up for this match."

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Guest Chuck Woolery

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Survivor Series 2002...

 

JR: "Nobody on the Knicks can jump as high as Jeff Hardy! I know, I've seen them play!"

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Guest Youth N Asia
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Survivor Series 2002...

 

JR: "Nobody on the Knicks can jump as high as Jeff Hardy! I know, I've seen them play!"

A lot of us don't order ppvs anymore, so that one slipped under a lot of people's radar

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