Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 23, 2003 RVD(refering to an upcoming ladder match): "No one gets higher than RVD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 From Best of WWF Volume 15 (Bam Bam vs. Bundy) (Bam Bam gets a big splash for an admittedly fast 1-2-3) Jesse: That was a fast count! Vince: Bam Bam VICTORIOUS! Go get em Bam Bam! Jesse: That was a fast count! (Slo Mo airs) Jesse: Watch . . . Bundy misses, Bam Bam splashes Bundy . . . Vince: No Jess, That's a SLOW count! Jesse: That's slow motion you idiot! Bruno: (laughs) I had to paraphrase it, but you get the gist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LLSmoothJ Report post Posted April 23, 2003 Stephanie: "You're strong...I like that in a man." Security Guard: "Stephanie, I'm gay!" *Billy and Chuck walk by* Security Guard: "If those guys were on a calendar, they'd sell millions!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I don't have the exact quote but, to paraphrase Mick Foley: I've pulled a limp, white thing out of my pants for years. I just never got cheered for it before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrainYou42 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 (Bobby Heenan and the Islanders are being interviewed by Bob Uecker) Heenan: You know Uecker, you want to talk about letters, I heard you had 700 votes to get into the (baseball) hall of fame. (Uecker nods) Heenan: Yeah I'm sure you would've had more, if you hadn't ran out of stamps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I loved that interview! Uecker: For what you did to that dog, the AFPCKGBY oughta be on you forever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that. Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that. Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them. The funny part about Al's "comeback" was that it was bombing so badly that JR kept cutting him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMFabiano524 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that. Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them. They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that. Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them. They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks? I just saw the tape yesterday and I don't remember them. They were that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Joe_G Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Christian comes out wearing a Diamondbacks jersey in the Nassau Colesium one day after the Yankess lose game 7 of the '01 World Series: "You people like my shirt? You know, I figured - I figured since I am a champion...I might as well DRESS like a champion! And unlike Mariano Rivera...I'm gonna get the job done--" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Mankind: "I want to congratulate Al Snow on signing that lucrative deal with La-Z Boy. And that's amazing, because Al doesn't usually sell chairs." I remember that. Foley got in some trouble for that one. Still damn funny though. Mick got in trouble with Al for that one. It hurt Al cause he had asked Foley not to make jokes about that. Al Snow got in trouble for making on air comebacks that were awful and ruined a whole segment with them. They must have been so bad I don't remember them...can someome remind me of some of these "awful" Al comebacks? I just saw the tape yesterday and I don't remember them. They were that bad. They were that bad. He would make a joke that sucked and just spout out crap like, I hate him. It's not Al's finest moment/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Gorilla Monsoon: "That is highly illegal in my book." Johnny Valiant: "Sure, but your book is only about three pages long, Monsoon." Bobby Heenan: "Tito Santana is like a cueball. The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him." (Discussing Rick Martel turning on Tito Santana): Gorilla: "I suppose you thought what Benedict Arnold was great too!" Heenan: "Well, he did what he had to do, I think." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Jim Ross: "The parade must have let out! Here comes Patterson with Brisco!" Heenan: "The problem with wrestling Ricky Ataki is an hour later you want to wrestle him again." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I can't believe I forgot to add this one: "You think you're so big...you're all just micro mini men!" - Road Warrior Hawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Imarkout4chrisdaniels Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Looking for some help here. Sometime after he and Edge split, Christian was in the ring for a promo. Another wrestler was there with him (maybe Kurt Angle), and at first was acting like he was going to cut a promo against Christian. The wrestler said something like: "The corwd boos me for it." Christian got real mad and said "SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE!" to the crowd as the other wrestler calmed him down. Anyone remember who the other wrestler was and more of the interview? That is one of my favorite one liners..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I don't know, but you might be thinking of X-Pac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Monsoon: This place is DEAFENING! Heenan: I CAN'T hear YOU!! Monsoon: (ominous Monsoon tone) Boy, I wish I could say the same. I wish I could say 'I can't hear you.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Lawler: "Triple H wears the pants in the family, but I think Stephanie tells him which pair to wear." (Backlash 2000) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Pat Patterson is posing Hogan style after he and Briscoe just defeated a couple of members of the Posse: JR-''And hes single fellas!'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Looking for some help here. Sometime after he and Edge split, Christian was in the ring for a promo. Another wrestler was there with him (maybe Kurt Angle), and at first was acting like he was going to cut a promo against Christian. The wrestler said something like: "The corwd boos me for it." Christian got real mad and said "SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE!" to the crowd as the other wrestler calmed him down. Anyone remember who the other wrestler was and more of the interview? That is one of my favorite one liners..... It was X-Pac. Then Edge came out and drove the final nail in Christian's career and made fun of X-Pac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted April 25, 2003 (from a Money Inc. vs. Natural Disasters CHV match) Bobby Heenan: "Did Typhoon just trip?" Jim Ross: "No...Typhoon's a very agile man." Shawn Michaels (to Sid, shortly before Survivor Series '96): "Sid, with that chin you're sporting, I'll be able to hit it from anywhere in Madison Square Garden!" Rock: "Booker T, long time sucka. Shane McMahon, silver spoon mother f***er!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Summerslam 93, it was either Vince or JR I think "Yokozuna's bulked up for this match." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Gorilla at WMVI: "Andre has bulked up for this match." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Survivor Series 2002... JR: "Nobody on the Knicks can jump as high as Jeff Hardy! I know, I've seen them play!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Survivor Series 2002... JR: "Nobody on the Knicks can jump as high as Jeff Hardy! I know, I've seen them play!" A lot of us don't order ppvs anymore, so that one slipped under a lot of people's radar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
