Guest LLSmoothJ Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Some Rock Quotes "Here comes a Test, With the woman with enormous breasts." "Happy Birthday to Steph - You're a ho with big breasts - So take the night off from hooking - If you smell what The Rock is cooking!"
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Angle: "Oh, spare me Chyna - if that's your real name..." Jericho:"Tazz, would you please SHUT THE HELL UP? Ever since you came to the ring and started jabbering on, the mood HAS changed…to one of complete and utter boredom - and just to let you know, since you've already challenged and pretty much been beaten senseless by both the King and JR, I just wanted to tell ya that now the ring announcers, the ring crew, the camera guys, the lighting guys, the bell ringer, the timekeeper, the merchandise salesman, and the popcorn salesman in the 17th row wanna piece o' you, too! " Edge (stumbling upon an RC Edge machine): "Are you kidding me? A soda with MY name on it? Now more than ever, SODAS RULE!" Edge: "That was heinosity to the max!” Edge: "Christian, you know what they say...Lita will do a Hardy for anything. (pause) I mean, Lita will do *anything* for *a Hardy*. My bad."
Guest BobBacklundRules Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Im suprised no one has mentioned these King Kurt quotes from Wresltmania X7: "I've seen your flag people, and you're missing about 49 other stars!" "And lose the cowboy hats people, you're not seven years old anymore."
Guest Dmann2000 Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Oh that reminds me at Wrestlemania VI, when Dusty & Saphirre's combined weight was announced at like 470 lbs, Jesse said: "wait a minute, are you telling me Rhodes is only 180lbs? Because I know Saphirre is at least 250!"
Guest CanadianChris Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Rock, on Stephanie: "That two dollar...no...fifty cent...no...buy two get one free, does anyone have change for a nickel, SLUT!"
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Dusty: "You may beat my prices. But chu can't beat my meat."
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Bubba Ray Dudley:...cuz we're the D-D-D-Duh Rock: It-it-it-it Doesnt matter what you're name is!
King Cucaracha Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 A WAV of the SS 89 slip up by Mean Gene As if we needed anything to make this thread better...ya know, Gene just doesn't sound right swearing.
Guest JHawk Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Piper: "If Mr. T can knock me out, I will not only quit professional boxing, but I will quit professional wrestling, I will quit Tiddly Winks...I will quit dating girls!"
Guest MideonMark Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Dunno if this has already been mentioned, but Kurt Angles birthday party, Edge and Christian are wearing Teletubbies hats and have streamers and kazoos: Edge-''Streamers rule'' Christian-''Yeah they do, long live the Stream'' Edge-''And long live the Zoo''
Guest Cerebus Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 I dont remember it exactly but me & my friends still make fun of this promo to this day Hogan is walking through the dungeon of doom tiptoeing very stupidly then he puts his hand in a glass of water "Ow! This water's not hot!!" Three figures emerge "I know you! I know you! I know you!"
Guest JHawk Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Probably not exact: Paul E. Dangerously: "But Cactus, it isn't Sting's birthday." Cactus Jack: "I know, but I missed Sting's last birthday, and it's a shame, because it was Sting's LAST birthday!"
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Probably not exact: Paul E. Dangerously: "But Cactus, it isn't Sting's birthday." Cactus Jack: "I know, but I missed Sting's last birthday, and it's a shame, because it was Sting's LAST birthday!" If we're going outside of WWE I can get into a whole new world of Cactus Jack ECW quotes.
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Booker T: I'm the 5 time WCW champion. RVD: Wow, you lost the WCW championship 5 times? Edge: This totally reeks of sucktual overtones.
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Edge: "Oh, totally! I mean, JR should stand for Jolly Rancher because he so totally sucked."
Guest JHawk Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 I wish I could remember which show it was, but I seem to remember Okerlund interviewing Blassie one time and getting: Okerlund: "Well, I wish we had more time..." Blassie: "That's the problem. You're always saying how you wish we had more time. Why not give me more time and get rid of some of these other pencil-necked geeks?"
Guest EternallyLazy Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 A bunch of my personal favorites... During the Trish/McMahon story, one particular scene had a few classic lines... Vince is with Trish in his limo, and Steph is talking to him on the phone, thinking he's at a soup kitchen, feeding the homeless "Some of these homeless people... I know they're homeless but... but they have nice cars!" Trish: This is so fun, Mr McMahon Stephanie: Who was THAT? Vince: It was a homeless lady! She's had too much soup. They get giddy when they have too much soup! ------- Tony Schiavone (speaking about how the Ultimate Warrior had used a chair outside the ring) : But that O.K., its outside the ring, Jess Jessie Ventura: You're an idiot, Schiavone. Can you get a gun and shoot the guy, as long as its outside the ring?? -------- "Oh yeah, dig it! Bret Hart is at the top of the Macho Man's intergalactic hitlist. Yeah, dig it!" - Randy Savage ---------- JR: Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker Heenan: I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa ------------ Heenan: You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say that's heckuva robe. Only a man as fair as Flair, would show up at Wrestlemania... Monsoon: Will you stop?!? -------------- David Flair: Dad, I got beat up Ric Flair: Who did it? David Flair: Kidman
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Shane to X-pac: "I'm gonna beat you 1-2-3, Kid
Mrnoitaull Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Stephanie McMahon: "I always say, 'Once is not enough'." RVD: "Yeah, I heard that about you."
Mrnoitaull Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Vince - "Watch...I can make it do tricks" IM DYIN'!
Mrnoitaull Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Angle to Mysterio="Maysterio your a boy and I'm a man, man that loves to play with boys !"
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 This isn't WWE, it's from the HWA Pillman 2001 Memorial (I was there) Steve Corino (to David Flair): "How does it feel knowing that it took your father 28 years to make Flair the best name in the business. And that it only took you 3 years to ruin it."
Guest Dmann2000 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 This isn't WWE, it's from the HWA Pillman 2001 Memorial (I was there) Steve Corino (to David Flair): "How does it feel knowing that it took your father 28 years to make Flair the best name in the business. And that it only took you 3 years to ruin it." Cool Youth, I was there too (*ahemIwonthebelt*) and man that was such a dig, I felt sorry for David after Corino said that.
Guest JMFabiano524 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Great thread. Let me import some of my WTF quotes from the "bad quotes" thread from a while back... - The king of WTF quotes...Albert airing his grievances when turning on Scotty 2 Hotty. You can give me all the A-Trains, all the JR verbal blowjobs, all the pushes...Matt Bloom will forever be known for seven words: "YOU MADE ME DANCE FOR SIX MONTHS!" - From Nov 1988 (?) SNME...the comedic stylings of Hacksaw Jim Duggan, re: the Russian Flag: "That's a flag? I thought it was a sign for a hardware store!" - From the same SNME: Andre the Giant flips out on Jesse when the latter implies that he's scared of snakes. "I'MNOTAFRAIDOFSNAKE! Uhhhh....I'm...not...afraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid of it!" (You had to be there)
Guest Askewniverse Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 RVD (to HHH): "I have to admit it...you have proven time and time again that dude, YOU can SPIT some WATER! Now THAT takes some talent!" (Royal Rumble '92: Piper has just saved Flair from being eliminated) Heenan: "Thank you, thank you. It's a kilt! It's a kilt!" (Piper nails Flair) Heenan: "Why you skirt wearing freak!" Jesse Ventura: "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." Steve Austin (to Sgt. Slaughter): "You come out here and say that's an order, and this is an order. Hell son, I can look at you and say the only thing that you've been ordering is a bunch of damn cheeseburgers!" Heenan: "What the hell, use the bell!"
Guest The Tino Standard Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 I'm pretty sure that Mean Gene "Aw, fuck it!" quote came from the OTHER 'SS'... the Survivor Series.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 This isn't WWE, it's from the HWA Pillman 2001 Memorial (I was there) Steve Corino (to David Flair): "How does it feel knowing that it took your father 28 years to make Flair the best name in the business. And that it only took you 3 years to ruin it." Cool Youth, I was there too (*ahemIwonthebelt*) and man that was such a dig, I felt sorry for David after Corino said that. I wanted that damn belt. I bought a ticket and everything. I put a bid on the Jericho boots but someone outdid me.
Guest Imarkout4chrisdaniels Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Speaking of the Trish/Vince stroyline........................ Trish had a match that night or something and Vince wanted to call and check in on her. This is not verbatim, and if anyone knows the exact quote, please help. Vince (to Stephanie): "Why......I just wanted to check on ALL the wrestlers. How's The Rock? Trish Stratus? Er....um...Essa Rios???"
JN News Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Here's a one-liner for ya. "Cut the fucking music"!-"The Franchise" Shane Douglas Also, as I looked at all the quotes & one-liners in this long thread, I'm surprised that you guys managed forget about one qoute that, in my mind, will live on, FOREVER! "I RESPECT YOU, BOOKERMAN"! Brian Pillman to Kevin Sullivan.
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