SWF Smarkdown Card!!

[Guest Grand Slam]

SWF Smarkdown!!

April 28, 2003

LIVE from the SOLD-OUT TD Waterhouse Arena in Orlando, Florida!!

Send materials to: Suicide King

Due: April 28, 2003 at 5pm eastern

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

The prodigal son has returned and has a few things to talk about!

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

There is absolutely no love lost between Beezel and Janus, and it appears that MVS and Craven have some... issues as well. What better way to fan the flames than a good old fashioned tag team match?

Rules: Standard Tag Team rules apply. DQ & Count-out in effect. Don't forget the tag ropes.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

It looks like there is a chance WildChild just might be back in time for Battleground, and that puts Wild & Dangerous on a collision course with the reigning Tag champions, the near-legendary Justice & Rule. So King has decided to give Johnny a chance to state his intentions loud and clear.

Rules: Standard singles match. DQ and Countout in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

What does King have up his sleeve here? Are Deja Vu his chosen flunkies? Is he trying to teach them a lesson? Is this a punishment match for Neilsen? Do Kris & Kross even realize how much ice they will need after this match? Answer... All of the above, and no.

Rules: DQ and Count-out are in effect, but Deja Vu do not need to tag in and out during this match.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

This should be chaos. Absolute and utter chaos. So why do we do it? Because it will be a rocket-buster!! Possibly the only person that will be in their element here is JD, and he really doesn't get along with anyone, including his teammates. Danny, Frost and TNT are all former M7ers and used to working together, but so are Tom and Ejiro. JD is, as usual, the wildcard. This match will be talked about for a long, long time...

Rules: All six men can be in the ring at once. The first team to score a pinfall or submission wins. DQ and count-out are theoretically in effect, but the ref might be a little too busy to care...

Word Limit: 7000

Send to: Suicide King

Edited April 27, 2003 by HVilleThugg

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!

 

SIX-MAN!!

 

WITH FROST AND DANNY!!!!

 

Mark Stevens. You are God.

[Guest Powerplay]

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

It looks like there is a chance WildChild just might be back in time for Battleground, and that puts Wild & Dangerous on a collision course with the reigning Tag champions, the near-legendary Justice & Rule. So King has decided to give Johnny a chance to state his intentions loud and clear.

Rules: Standard singles match. DQ and Countout in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

A person to vent my anger on. Nice.

[janusd 0]

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

There is absolutely no love lost between Beezel and Janus, and it appears that MVS and Craven have some... issues as well. What better way to fan the flames than a good old fashioned tag team match?

...... Me and Craven?

 

.......

 

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

 

 

That said, he better be RELIABLE, dammit.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

SIX-MAN TAG! SIX-MAN TAG!

 

And a really good one...niiiiiice.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Uh... can I call opening promo?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

It looks like there is a chance WildChild just might be back in time for Battleground, and that puts Wild & Dangerous on a collision course with the reigning Tag champions, the near-legendary Justice & Rule.  So King has decided to give Johnny a chance to state his intentions loud and clear.

Rules: Standard singles match.  DQ and Countout in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

A person to vent my anger on. Nice.

Speed Kills. Fear the run-in.

 

The Magnificent Seven are on borrowed time...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Uh... can I call opening promo?

No, because you have a charisma of 1.

[Guest Powerplay]

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

It looks like there is a chance WildChild just might be back in time for Battleground, and that puts Wild & Dangerous on a collision course with the reigning Tag champions, the near-legendary Justice & Rule.  So King has decided to give Johnny a chance to state his intentions loud and clear.

Rules: Standard singles match.  DQ and Countout in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

A person to vent my anger on. Nice.

Speed Kills. Fear the run-in.

 

The Magnificent Seven are on borrowed time...

Speed? Let me laugh a little at that. The moment you hit the mat you are dead, boy.

 

Wild and Dangerous? Only to themselves.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Uh... can I call opening promo?

No, because you have a charisma of 1.

My charisma rating is 2. Watch your mouth...

[Guest Powerplay]

Uh... can I call opening promo?

No, because you have a charisma of 1.

My charisma rating is 2. Watch your mouth...

Aren't you supposed to say that with a Cajun accent?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Speed? Let me laugh a little at that. The moment you hit the mat you are dead, boy.

 

Wild and Dangerous? Only to themselves.

You have to catch me first, old man. Good luck with that...

[Guest Powerplay]

Speed? Let me laugh a little at that. The moment you hit the mat you are dead, boy.

 

Wild and Dangerous? Only to themselves.

You have to catch me first, old man. Good luck with that...

I need to catch you?

 

*Distracts ref while Ejiro beltshots WC from behind.*

 

I think not.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

:: goes into Blood Frenzy and no-sells ::

[Guest Powerplay]

:: goes into Blood Frenzy and no-sells ::

*Uses chance to use his superior strength to bring him down while he's in his slower state, putting him in a NAGATA LOCK III~!*

 

There's a reason why I'm the veteran, biatch . ALWAYS account for everything.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Feh. A slower Wildchild is still twice as fast as teh Judge...

 

I guess there's only one way to decide this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DANCE OFF!!!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Uh... can I call opening promo?

No, because you have a charisma of 1.

My charisma rating is 2. Watch your mouth...

" :: goes into Blood Frenzy and no-sells :: "

 

Ohohoho, NOW it's a one, bizznatch!

[janusd 0]

Feh. A slower Wildchild is still twice as fast as teh Judge...

 

I guess there's only one way to decide this:

 

DANCE OFF!!!

*runs in and waffles WC with a ladder, then Dark Bombs him on said ladder to put him out of the SWF again*

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Hrmph! Next time I go out, I'm coming back with a car, bitch!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Tom/Ejiro... I'm available to write on Saturday and Sunday mostly. If I am needed....

 

 

A nice card... should be a fun week.

[Guest Goodear]

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

This should be chaos. Absolute and utter chaos. So why do we do it? Because it will be a rocket-buster!! Possibly the only person that will be in their element here is JD, and he really doesn't get along with anyone, including his teammates. Danny, Frost and TNT are all former M7ers and used to working together, but so are Tom and Ejiro. JD is, as usual, the wildcard. This match will be talked about for a long, long time...

Rules: All six men can be in the ring at once. The first team to score a pinfall or submission wins. DQ and count-out are theoretically in effect, but the ref might be a little too busy to care...

Word Limit: 7000

Send to: Suicide King

Sweet jumping Jesus Christ! What the hell am I doing in this battle of the uppercard? Meep.

[Guest Deja Vu Kris]

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

What does King have up his sleeve here? Are Deja Vu his chosen flunkies? Is he trying to teach them a lesson? Is this a punishment match for Neilsen? Do Kris & Kross even realize how much ice they will need after this match? Answer... All of the above, and no.

Rules: DQ and Count-out are in effect, but Deja Vu do not need to tag in and out during this match.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Uhhhh...yeah. What's with all the questions dude? I thought it was pretty obvious as to why King booked this match....because we SO rock the party and we're SO gonna kick Neilson's ass!

[Guest Grand Slam]

Ejiro, you are in the main event for three reasons:

 

1.) You are Tom's stable mate and one of the Tag champions.

 

2.) You deserved to be on the card and this was a good spot for you.

 

3.) In the "imaginary world" you would be selling a ton of merchandise as J&R and it is good to throw someone pushing that much cash in with the big boys once in a while and see if that dog will hunt, so to speak.

 

Besides, this way there are no belts on the face side of the equation and three belts on the heel side. King is a heel commish...

 

I love booking...

[Guest Beezel]

I get the feeling I know who my opponent is for the PPV.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Dammit Beezel, I was hoping the return of Soul Assassin would be a surprise...

[Guest Suicide King]

STONE FROZE! STONE FROZE!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Bah, you people know that it's ALL about the massive return of BasketballASA.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::hits the Bone-To-Bone!::

 

That move sounds a little more vulgar than I remember it. Ah well.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

 

Since when is a six man tag so boring that a stupid match gimmick popularized by Kevin fucking sucks Sullivan has to be added?

 

Note: This is not a real question, I'm just venting my dislike for the pointless gimmick.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

 

Since when is a six man tag so boring that a stupid match gimmick popularized by Kevin fucking sucks Sullivan has to be added?

 

Note: This is not a real question, I'm just venting my dislike for the pointless gimmick.

As was explained to me Danny -- Grand Slam liked the idea of one huge uncontrollable brawl leading into Battleground. It really does make sense if you look at it that way. I prefer tagging in 6-man's too, but hey, this'll be great anyway, eh?