Who's the biggest FUCK UP on this board?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'll toss in my vote for TheSuperstar for just being a complete fucking asshole as of late in the OAOAST just cuz he has "beef" with BPP. Hey Superstar...it's a fucking message board so get over your ego trip and stop with this personal rivalry shit.

You tell that to the rest of the OAOAST.

 

Ease up on Superstar, Dawn. While some of the stuff lately may be overbearing, there were a lot of issues with a lot of guys at one point. It's a whole sordid story that's not worth reliving.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

 

I'm just a gigolo

And everywhere I go

People know the part I'm playin'

Pay for every dance

Selling each romance

Ooh, what they sayin'

There will come a day

When youth will pass away

What will they say about me

When the end comes I know

That I'm just a gigolo

Life goes on without me

 

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go

People know the part Dave's playin'

Pay for every dance

Selling each romance

Ooh, what they sayin'

But there will come a day

When youth will pass away

What will they say about me

When the end comes I know

That I'm just a gigolo

Life goes on without me

 

'Cause I ain't got nobody

Nobody cares about me

Nobody, nobody cares for me

I'm so sad and lonely

Sad and lonely, sad and lonely

Won't some sweet Mama

Come and take a chance

with me

Coz I ain't so bad

 

 

 

*It should say Mario TV*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

or Gheyvision.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

or Gheyvision.

Huh!

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

You throw around words like they were chunks of ocelot dung, Drea. Depending on how far you can throw them, they mean nothing. Under 50 feet, you get kicked in the hands. Over 3000 feet, you have to go get the dung chip 'cause that's our last one.

 

The days of yore, how they fascinate me! With the midget tossing and witch disolving and clorox shots. Oh to be young and three hundred years young again! Without your age, you are dead. And let that be a lesson to all of the nose-less potatoes in the spaceship.

 

I hope you can find your hat made out of the supposed scalp of the yeti because we are about ready to cross cucumbers. The sherpa is a quiet animal, spending most of its time grazing and sleeping in the savanah of the ocean. Its diet consists mainly of plankton and juji fruits.

 

As Sigmund Freud once said upon visiting a small tribe of Brazillian pygmy trees "I hope that this damn shark doesn't AAHHHHHHHHH!!" That was right before his head was bitten off by a flying shark, clocked at approximately 234 miles per hour EST. This of course, ignoted the War of the Oak and was what was the prompting for our little debate.

 

But I don't have to tell you that.

 

Out loud.

 

I mean...

 

Whatever...

 

-Taft

I must say, Taft, for a moment, I truly thought that you had defeated me and this would be a post of concedement, but, I shall not go down without one last attempt at victory, much like a wounded sparrow, still trying to bring down the moose that injured it. And I think it goes without saying that a wounded sparrow is the most dangerous kind.

 

It also goes without saying that with two, more towards the left, only with mustard and six, no less, does midsummer's eve occur spectacularly.

 

I only hope that in your old age the robots take you swiftly, Taft, for making someone as gangly as yourself suffer under robot torture is just aquatic.

 

If you didn't know, the circumnavigating of a male swan involves delicate machinery and a large Japanese man in a bathing suit holding a bullhorn and eating cantelope.

 

Sadly, it appears you have bested me. I bow to your wit and use of herbivores as a constant source of information. I wish to concede this flame war. There's been too much Mormon bloodshed, for one thing. Also, my legs have been removed below the upper thigh by an Egyptian scissor-backed trout-eyed weasel. Take this as a concedement on my part. You flamed a good flame, friend Taft, and hopefully, this will strengthen the friendship and alliance between Zimbabwe and Norway.

[Guest SupaTaft]

I must say, Taft, for a moment, I truly thought that you had defeated me and this would be a post of concedement, but, I shall not go down without one last attempt at victory, much like a wounded sparrow, still trying to bring down the moose that injured it. And I think it goes without saying that a wounded sparrow is the most dangerous kind.

 

It also goes without saying that with two, more towards the left, only with mustard and six, no less, does midsummer's eve occur spectacularly.

 

I only hope that in your old age the robots take you swiftly, Taft, for making someone as gangly as yourself suffer under robot torture is just aquatic.

 

If you didn't know, the circumnavigating of a male swan involves delicate machinery and a large Japanese man in a bathing suit holding a bullhorn and eating cantelope.

 

Sadly, it appears you have bested me. I bow to your wit and use of herbivores as a constant source of information. I wish to concede this flame war. There's been too much Mormon bloodshed, for one thing. Also, my legs have been removed below the upper thigh by an Egyptian scissor-backed trout-eyed weasel. Take this as a concedement on my part. You flamed a good flame, friend Taft, and hopefully, this will strengthen the friendship and alliance between Zimbabwe and Norway.

Hey, hold on a second dame! You cant just back out of what could very well be the biggest thing to his the good people of Luxembourg in decades like that! They've branded cattle with our images on them, they've named they're children after random words found in our posts, for the love of meat, they've elected a bison leader! A FREAKING BISON!!

 

This cannot end like this, the royal kingdom of the toilet paper tubes will be crumbled to the Earth. Norfolk will rise out of obscurity and conquer Mars. The ear shapped rocks of yesteryear will begin to fly at topspeeds of six miles an hour when they should be going around 3, this being a loading zone and all.

 

Without the structure and wonderful form used in this cathedral, the draperies will fall upwards at the seaguls and eat them, using a bizarre form of endocytosis. The green colored oxen snout would have to take the office building and tear it down, build a new one, and eat the rebuilt one. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves and I'd only have to bury them again.

 

No way.

 

You may have claimed defeat. You may be done with this. Drea, you may have even aborted the child of Mr. Peanut. But this is going too far.

 

You cant concede,

 

 

I QUIT~!!

 

-Taft

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Hey, hold on a second dame! You cant just back out of what could very well be the biggest thing to his the good people of Luxembourg in decades like that! They've branded cattle with our images on them, they've named they're children after random words found in our posts, for the love of meat, they've elected a bison leader! A FREAKING BISON!!

 

This cannot end like this, the royal kingdom of the toilet paper tubes will be crumbled to the Earth. Norfolk will rise out of obscurity and conquer Mars. The ear shapped rocks of yesteryear will begin to fly at topspeeds of six miles an hour when they should be going around 3, this being a loading zone and all.

 

Without the structure and wonderful form used in this cathedral, the draperies will fall upwards at the seaguls and eat them, using a bizarre form of endocytosis. The green colored oxen snout would have to take the office building and tear it down, build a new one, and eat the rebuilt one. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves and I'd only have to bury them again.

 

No way.

 

You may have claimed defeat. You may be done with this. Drea, you may have even aborted the child of Mr. Peanut. But this is going too far.

 

You cant concede,

 

 

I QUIT~!!

 

-Taft

Do you not recall my warning in my first post that had to be removed due to its prophetic doom? If you do not, since it's obvious that you have the brains of a loaf of amniotic fluid bread, I stated that when this flame war ends, small children will rise up from their tombs of butter and moose entrails and club a smelly longfisherman named Norbert with a cup of chicken salad.

 

Why, oh, why must you bring up that sordid affair with Mr. Peanut? You know as well as I that he raped me after a certain someone (That someone being Chuck E. Cheese) slipped me eleven ounces of GHB as well as two Tic-Tacs.

 

I will not allow you to quit...

 

YOU ARE FIRED~!~!~!

 

However, before you go, I have one request. Please pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

See people. This is how to properly flame. Take an example from myself and SupaTaft. Well, maybe not him, as I destroyed him in this flame war. But try to follow my lead.

 

Otherwise, you know, VIRULENT FUCKING HATRED!!! will follow.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Flame wars are for retards like yourself.

 

I'm ashamed to say that I actually took to proving Zsasz wrong. I almost engaged in a *shudder* flame war. I wish I could blame this on alcohol consumption but sadly I was sober when I responded.

 

I stand by what I said though. Seeing as how he left bitching about the board, came back under a different name, went back to his name, and was (probably) banned for bitching again, I'd say I was more then accurate in my assessment of him being a whiny bitch. Good thing he isn't here, he would probably take my post so personally that he'd start a thread about it.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Flame wars are for retards like yourself.

Nah, worse. They're for the possessed and lifeless. Complete wastes of time and energy for everyone that gets involved in them.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Zsasz saying "You suck at the Internet" is quite the cruel irony

[Guest SP-1]

Where did SupaTaft go?

[Special K 0]

I hate INXS. That's all.

 

Oh, and Yankees fans.