Who's the biggest FUCK UP on this board?

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

im honestly suprised theres no oaoast hate here

I'll add some just for you:

 

Zsasz: the OAOAST's Molestomp

 

there you go

[Guest The Superstar]

im honestly suprised theres no oaoast hate here

Honestly, who would care?

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Oh dear, Taft, you have obviously not had the experience of a good Bulgarian crusty short-loaf bread. Once you were to soak any and all callouses and boils in that delightful piece of starch, you would truly know joy.

 

As for you, godthedog, I must inform you of several things. Thing the first being that only on Wednesdays are mimes allowed to shop for knickers.

 

The second item that you must know is that your small intestine is not, as you may think, made of knitted calf skin.

 

Finally, I am not a guy. I mean, seriously fucktard, find me twenty guys who would use Angel_Grace_Blue as a screen name? JSP, webmaster of 665 is the obvious exception.

[Guest Banky]

You Banky can own Zazz he's your bitch do with him what you want i however am neither of your bitches check the score

*nods head*

 

yes

[Guest SupaTaft]

Hopefully you can hold your liquor Drea. Ancient soy milk from the crusty metropolis of Pompeii is a drink best served without onion or the political influence from the onion's great enemy, the cocker-spaniel.

 

See, when I started attending ITT Tech, I was skeptical about the "free lunch" program. All I can say is: Don't knock it until you try it! The beets are exquisit and the pickled chicken larvae are a treat to behold. Best eaten before 19sixtythree.

 

Without wings, the danish would be a completely immobile animal, all except for its near useless flippers. This is an incredible threat to the oatmeal crop in the Andes mountains. Only the south side though, REPRESENT~!!

 

It has been excited and will soon be allowed to move. Without word the mighty ostrich has been awakened and will be the demise of the human race, providing it can find a decent milkshake in this two-horse town;

 

That can be said three times without tripping over the toppled gopher. If you have on the corect size 23 orthopedic shoes, with gel insoles. Put that in the asshole of a herron and attempt to smoke it. Don't try this in Delaware though, they've banned that sport thousands of years ago.

 

-Taft

[Guest areacode212]

And what's wrong with C.H.U.D.? He sees a lot of movies, most of his opinions are close to mine, and he seems like a nice enough guy to me.

I've seen him get snarky over at DVDTalk, but it's OK because I usually agree with him when he does it.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

My dear Taft, how horribly wrong you are. Might there have been severe cases of albinoism in your family bloodline? Just a thought you might want to have checked out.

 

As the ancient Sumerian poet, Phil Esperanzo once said, 'There is sex in the butter on Tuesday' This directly coincides with French poet Heinz Mustaafa McGregor who said, 'Avoid whistling the theme to Bonanza, as it is the mating call of zombies'

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

I've only seen CHUD post a few times at DVDTalks, but anytime he has, he's come off as a fuckin' stuck up prick. That attitude may be somewhat excusable here, but not over there, where it's just a bunch of people trying to help each other out and discuss a strong passion of theirs.

 

When challenged here, however, he doesn't seem to really back it up. Either he doesn't like to "debate" or he's no good at it. I've never gone "against" the guy, so it's hard to say.

 

While I'm in the thread, I must say that I'm diggin' Zsasz's list. Only thing that was sorta goin' against him was his spelling errors which are more noticeable when you're calling others morons or whatnot.

 

And to the guy who played the "I Have a Life" card, you're full of crap, man. I get so sick of hearing that excuse used when someone can't back themselves up with ya know, a good reason. We all have lives and while some may spend a lot more time on their computer than the other guy, it doesn't necessarily make him have any less of a life. When it comes to that excuse, I tend to think of the notion that goes with talkin' about how good you are in sexual situations or how big your dick is--the more you talk about it, the less truth it probably holds. So when you're saying that "you have a life," I'm willing to wager that you're not only a schmuck who can't back his shit up, but someone with a pretty uneventful life.

 

So in summary, find a better way of saying you can't "fight" back.

 

As for the actual topic, I'd have to nominate these people with not only the biggest damn sigs on the board, but the most empty, worthless and unoriginal ones at that. If you're gonna have a sig in your pic and some text, as well, shouldn't they have some relevance to each instead of say, some totally unrelated (long and pointless) quote? Most of these sigs come off as, "Hey I found a huge picture I like and here's a quote I like, so I'll slap them together and call it a sig. Some of these huge pics aren't even worth waiting for the time to finish loading (doesn't take any time for me, but it does for those on dial-up). Sure some will say, "Then just turn the sigs off." Why, though? I don't mind some of these sigs, just the ones that look like 3-minutes of thought was put into them.

 

Most of the other posters on this board are pretty interchangable, so I couldn't really name names for anything else. I may not always add the most, but I swear, for a board that has a couple thousand members, a whole lotta nothing is usually said.

[Guest SupaTaft]

My dear Taft, how horribly wrong you are. Might there have been severe cases of albinoism in your family bloodline? Just a thought you might want to have checked out.

 

As the ancient Sumerian poet, Phil Esperanzo once said, 'There is sex in the butter on Tuesday' This directly coincides with French poet Heinz Mustaafa McGregor who said, 'Avoid whistling the theme to Bonanza, as it is the mating call of zombies'

The one you call Crusty Chris is a liar of the highest calliber. He shall be repromanded and fed goose until he removes his eggs from my war bus.

 

The personal indignity refracted by your reply, my dear, is laughable. I enjoy perforating styrofoam with a great many things, but a tinfoil sword is not one of them. If you wish to race my manatee, go right ahead, but I warn you, he is cunning and surprisingly swift for being covered in bread.

 

Without the purpose or reason behind it, the catbox to my right has just informed me that the left side of my head is not, in truth, made out of gummi bears. On the other hand I have a three inch Spanish Conquistador, and how confused he is. I would much like to take his tiny helmet and use it as a tea cup, but alas, the fire-wood has consumed the entire fleet of half-used rolls of exposed film.

 

This said, I would like to touch upon the subject of affirmative action but I have no hands. This is precisely the reason that we must band together against the oppression of the Finnish, for it is written that they will inheret the Earth, but after it is a hand-me-down from that highest of the European leaders, Emporer Pat Boone.

 

He who is wise, Drea, knows things.

 

-Taft

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bruiser's right. Sadly, I can't make any claim to being unique here in any way, shape, or form. At least I've got a tolerably-sized sig.

 

And it IS odd that 2,000+ members really can't produce that much in the way of novelty.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

we suck.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

The one you call Crusty Chris is a liar of the highest calliber. He shall be repromanded and fed goose until he removes his eggs from my war bus.

 

The personal indignity refracted by your reply, my dear, is laughable. I enjoy perforating styrofoam with a great many things, but a tinfoil sword is not one of them. If you wish to race my manatee, go right ahead, but I warn you, he is cunning and surprisingly swift for being covered in bread.

 

Without the purpose or reason behind it, the catbox to my right has just informed me that the left side of my head is not, in truth, made out of gummi bears. On the other hand I have a three inch Spanish Conquistador, and how confused he is. I would much like to take his tiny helmet and use it as a tea cup, but alas, the fire-wood has consumed the entire fleet of half-used rolls of exposed film.

 

This said, I would like to touch upon the subject of affirmative action but I have no hands. This is precisely the reason that we must band together against the oppression of the Finnish, for it is written that they will inheret the Earth, but after it is a hand-me-down from that highest of the European leaders, Emporer Pat Boone.

 

He who is wise, Drea, knows things.

 

-Taft

 

Ah, the musings that only those without foreheads are capable of. How is it, Taft, that you are able to live with yourself after the incident with that sprinter and the moose?

 

Only when you devour a shimmering herring face, will the true secrets of pudding sculpting be revealed to you.

 

It's so painfully obvious that you have no wicker jacket of your own, and for this, only melting weasels will enjoy your company. This is doubly true for large Turkish men with ample back hair and no eyes.

 

I would have agreed completely with your claim about the Finnish inheriting the earth, except that you incorrectly cite Pat Boone as the highest of European leaders. Currently, and this appears to hold true for a number of decades, the highest European leader is none other than Luxemborgian Grand Tostada, Mickey Q. Krinklewitz, or Randy Quaid as he is commonly known.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You know, if we were to take Zsasz's comments at all seriously, this thread would've already degenerated into a topic about deep throating cock. It had so much dick sucking energy involved, both from the poster, and the post. It pulls people towards it like a giant vacuum thirsty for jizz, but ends up leaving everyone completely unsatisfied, with a little redness around the groin.

 

With inc's shitlist shitfest, what posessed you to think "Hey, let's do THAT again, only this time I'll pretend I'm banky." I mean, christ, it's like you're Yuna Firerose roleplaying some effeminate grappler through a shameful session of sodomy.

 

Perhaps you'd like to take your own advice and

think BEFORE you post.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Whilst I don't really give a shit, and haven't bothered to read every page, I have to say, MrZsasz, 'You suck at the internet' is the most appalling flame I have ever, ever seen. Holy shit.

[Guest SP-1]

it's like you're Yuna Firerose roleplaying some effeminate grappler through a shameful session of sodomy.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Ah, the musings that only those without foreheads are capable of. How is it, Taft, that you are able to live with yourself after the incident with that sprinter and the moose?

 

Only when you devour a shimmering herring face, will the true secrets of pudding sculpting be revealed to you.

 

It's so painfully obvious that you have no wicker jacket of your own, and for this, only melting weasels will enjoy your company. This is doubly true for large Turkish men with ample back hair and no eyes.

 

I would have agreed completely with your claim about the Finnish inheriting the earth, except that you incorrectly cite Pat Boone as the highest of European leaders. Currently, and this appears to hold true for a number of decades, the highest European leader is none other than Luxemborgian Grand Tostada, Mickey Q. Krinklewitz, or Randy Quaid as he is commonly known.

That moose is none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

If you wouldst clean the bologna out of your ears for a microsecond, you would know full well that the beaver is the true king of the forest. It stands proud, aloof, on top of its home. Its mighty cape blowing in the breeze, munching on a bean can.

 

If not for the simple fact, dear girl, that bacon is the source of all my energy and underwater knitting abilities, you have been deemed worthy enough to live in harmony amongst the giant ground sloths, forced under ground decades ago by the avid French trappers.

 

Without needing to say so, I will anyway.

 

The pure and unadulturated speed of the mudskipper, when thrown at a distance of twenty leagues, is enough to penetrate the hyde of a rhinocerous who has just eaten thirty tourists, as they are known to do in their natural environment of Manhattan.

 

And it is that which I propose to leave a piece of flaming meat pie on the doorstep to your outhouse, so as that when you leave after reading and responding to this post, you will mess your sandals in the glorious meat pie of my ancestors.

 

Forever.

 

-Taft

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Who's the biggest FUCK UP on this board?

 

Not me, that's for sure.

[Guest Banky]

Who's the biggest FUCK UP on this board?

 

Not me, that's for sure.

fuck up...

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

That moose is none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

If you wouldst clean the bologna out of your ears for a microsecond, you would know full well that the beaver is the true king of the forest. It stands proud, aloof, on top of its home. Its mighty cape blowing in the breeze, munching on a bean can.

 

If not for the simple fact, dear girl, that bacon is the source of all my energy and underwater knitting abilities, you have been deemed worthy enough to live in harmony amongst the giant ground sloths, forced under ground decades ago by the avid French trappers.

 

Without needing to say so, I will anyway.

 

The pure and unadulturated speed of the mudskipper, when thrown at a distance of twenty leagues, is enough to penetrate the hyde of a rhinocerous who has just eaten thirty tourists, as they are known to do in their natural environment of Manhattan.

 

And it is that which I propose to leave a piece of flaming meat pie on the doorstep to your outhouse, so as that when you leave after reading and responding to this post, you will mess your sandals in the glorious meat pie of my ancestors.

 

Forever.

 

-Taft

How dare do you even suggest defiling my sandals, woven from Peruvian pygmy flounder wool by none other than Abraham L. Lincoln IV?

 

As the ancient Pakistani proverb goes, 'speak swiftly when a badger has a switchblade at your throat, unless a ferret is backing you up with an platypus spleen.' The reason I cite this is because I wish to inform you that I have the wit of a platypi spleen-armed ferret, and there is no escape from my devastating range, unless you happen to have a foam rubber jockstrap and a nylon sweater.

 

Hopefully, you will see the glaring error of your mudskipper claim. The correct number of consumed tourists is at least thirty-seven and one-nineth.

 

I would inform you of your many other fallacies and such, but I grow weary of your combustible knees.

[Guest Mole]

MrZsasz: For calling Bob Hope ghey.

[Guest Banky]

MrZsasz: For calling Bob Hope ghey.

whoa now fella

[Guest Mole]

It says it in his avatar.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

'You suck at the internet.' is awesome because it's so not funny, that it's funny. Very high concept.

[Guest SupaTaft]

How dare do you even suggest defiling my sandals, woven from Peruvian pygmy flounder wool by none other than Abraham L. Lincoln IV?

 

As the ancient Pakistani proverb goes, 'speak swiftly when a badger has a switchblade at your throat, unless a ferret is backing you up with an platypus spleen.' The reason I cite this is because I wish to inform you that I have the wit of a platypi spleen-armed ferret, and there is no escape from my devastating range, unless you happen to have a foam rubber jockstrap and a nylon sweater.

 

Hopefully, you will see the glaring error of your mudskipper claim. The correct number of consumed tourists is at least thirty-seven and one-nineth.

 

I would inform you of your many other fallacies and such, but I grow weary of your combustible knees.

You throw around words like they were chunks of ocelot dung, Drea. Depending on how far you can throw them, they mean nothing. Under 50 feet, you get kicked in the hands. Over 3000 feet, you have to go get the dung chip 'cause that's our last one.

 

The days of yore, how they fascinate me! With the midget tossing and witch disolving and clorox shots. Oh to be young and three hundred years young again! Without your age, you are dead. And let that be a lesson to all of the nose-less potatoes in the spaceship.

 

I hope you can find your hat made out of the supposed scalp of the yeti because we are about ready to cross cucumbers. The sherpa is a quiet animal, spending most of its time grazing and sleeping in the savanah of the ocean. Its diet consists mainly of plankton and juji fruits.

 

As Sigmund Freud once said upon visiting a small tribe of Brazillian pygmy trees "I hope that this damn shark doesn't AAHHHHHHHHH!!" That was right before his head was bitten off by a flying shark, clocked at approximately 234 miles per hour EST. This of course, ignoted the War of the Oak and was what was the prompting for our little debate.

 

But I don't have to tell you that.

 

Out loud.

 

I mean...

 

Whatever...

 

-Taft

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

im honestly suprised theres no oaoast hate here

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Elitist Bastards!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Enters, listening to Weird Al Yankovic while pointing and laughing at the idiots in this thread before scampering back away into the dark*

[Guest saturnmark4life]

SPARKS~!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

I'll toss in my vote for TheSuperstar for just being a complete fucking asshole as of late in the OAOAST just cuz he has "beef" with BPP. Hey Superstar...it's a fucking message board so get over your ego trip and stop with this personal rivalry shit.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I always find Chong's hypocrisy funny. He called someone else a smarmy prick yet all he does is go into LS&D and say the folder has gone to shit and so has the board.

 

And how he says that this board really has no content or amounts to nothing yet two boards he frequents accomplish the same task quite nicely.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'll toss in my vote for TheSuperstar for just being a complete fucking asshole as of late in the OAOAST just cuz he has "beef" with BPP. Hey Superstar...it's a fucking message board so get over your ego trip and stop with this personal rivalry shit.

You tell that to the rest of the OAOAST.