Es-Dubayew-Eff SmarkDown~! Predictions

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

And on the 7th day, God created the card...

 

 

 

 

SWF Smarkdown!!

April 28, 2003

LIVE from the SOLD-OUT TD Waterhouse Arena in Orlando, Florida!!

 

 

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

 

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

 

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

[janusd 0]

Opening Promo - WildChild

-- M7, when they come out mid-promo to squash him.

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

-- Me and Craven to edge out the victory, sez I. He WILL write, unlike former partners.

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

-- M7 pridez0rs. Justice William Hearford to make Johnny squeal.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

-- Deja Vu rock. But Neilsen rocks harder than them. And he pissed off King. Neilsen to win.

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

-- No fucking idea.

[Guest Powerplay]

Opening Promo - WildChild

- Dunno, but hopefully it's something with a Cajun touch .

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

- Hard choice, but I'll take Janus because he's Janus.

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

- Johnny = Dead boy. That said, No prediction.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

- Oooh, tough call. I'd say Neilsen, because it'd be damn near impossible to make it look credible on Deja Vu's side until they learn a little more.

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

- M7 Pride. Flesher, Fasaki and the Dawg to take it.

[Guest emerald_fusion]

Prediction-related fun.

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

* Wildchild sez stuff

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

* Beezel & Siclen

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

* Judge

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

* Neilsen

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

* Flesher, Fasaki & Jay Dawg

[Secret Agent 0]

Opening Promo - WildChild

 

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

 

Beezel & MVS

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

I'm not going to end my losing matches streak with this one. However, Judge knows how long I have waited for a singles match with him. Smartbet would be to go with Judge

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

Deja Vu seems to have pulled out a few surprising victories recently, so Deja Vu.

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

 

The Non M7 ones.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

-I like the Beezel/MVS dynamic a lot better than the Craven/Janus dynamic as I see Beezel and MVS working together better and being more hungry for the win.

WINNER: BEEZEL AND MVS

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

-JD is very disgruntled, but I think he's missing the forest for the trees in his complaints. Judge is the very defintion of a solid all around writer and he always bounces back strong when he has to no show the match before.

WINNER: JUDGE HEARFORD

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

-Neilsen might be undefeated in handicap matches, but Deja Vu prevent a personality type that I don't know if Neilsen can handle. I think Deja Vu will be able to handle the comedy needed and character interactions much better than Neilsen, even though he might be able to produce the overall better match up due to his expertise in writing handicap matches.

WINNER: DEJA VU

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

-I say my team has the advantage. With six guys in the ring at the same time this will be a major clusterfuck. And who's got the Clusterfuck winner on their team? And who wrote the Clusterfuck match that was most fucked up by having the most people in the ring at one time? Also, Danny, TNT and myself have written and worked together before and much more closely than the other team. Some great writers on the other side to be sure, but with such a chaotic stip I think the better chemistry will help us out a good bit. Still, I never discount the other three guys in anything and I know we will have to write a picture perfect match to squeak out the victory.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'm pretty sure TNT will cry if I don't predict on his thread, so:

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

--I just hope there's lots of jumping and bouncing and maybe a cartwheel. Cartwheels kick ass.

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

--I agree with Frost that I see Beezel and MVS as much more like character types--if they click here, I could actually see them making a pretty cool regular tag team. They're wacky but feisty, and though I still don't know who Beezel is, I think he's one to watch. MBS to win.

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

--I really would like to see Johnny get back on track, because his character has infinitely much untapped potential, but I don't think this is the way to do it. On a normal day I'd say this is a close contest, but Judge is dying to get back on track after the no-show, and will probably be writing balls-to-the-wall boot-to-face here.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

--Roar, motherf**ker.

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

--10 months ago, the face team were all heels and were dominating the Wargames match. Now, three face turns and a billion accolades later, they're reunited. I think the chaos of the match is going to lend itself better to their side as the characters have more history and work together...and plus, it's just so cool to have three formerly dastardly heels finally fighting on the face of good. The Mag 7 expatriates to win by a nose.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Opening Promo - WildChild

 

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

Beezel and Mike beat Janus and Craven in the Singles... I really wish I wasn't so tired in te four way match with these guys, because they both have some bright careers a head of them. Should be a good battle.

 

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

Judge, do your worst.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

I think Neilsen will handle this comedically, and it should be fun.

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and Jay Dawg

 

I like Ejiro's beginning... the Tornado portion will be difficult to maintain. I think the three of us can get the W though.

[Rawknight 0]

Mike: You must predict the SmarkDown card NOW!

ChrisCard: But I have no idea about the SWF

Mike: Exactly.

ChrisCard: Oh I see

 

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

 

Wildchild will speak.

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

 

I know about Janus and Mike. So I'm backing Janus. And Mike deserved that for making me do this

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

I know about Johnny D. I know Judge has a cool shirt. I back - Judge.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

 

I know NOTHING about this. I back - Neilsen

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

 

Oooh cool main event. *flips coin* TS1, Rule and the Dawg.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

SWF Smarkdown!!

April 28, 2003

LIVE from the SOLD-OUT TD Waterhouse Arena in Orlando, Florida!!

 

Hey, ITS ON MY BIRTHDAY! (Y)

 

Opening Promo - WildChild

- Wildchild does the speaketh.

 

Tag Team Match

Beezel & Mike Van Siclen v. Michael Craven & Janus

- Janus and Ash? Ummmmm.....Mike and Beezel.

 

Singles Match

"The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous v. "The Judge" William Hearford

- I know both of these guys very well, and to be honest, I got to go with J. He has the experience.

 

Handicap Match

Deja Vu v. Neilsen of the Jungle

- Deja Vu~!

 

Main Event

Six Man Tornado Tag Team Match

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher, Ejiro Fasaki and J Dawg

- WOW. Danny/Frost/TNT or GOD/Ejiro/JD. Just the awesomness of this match.....but since I am a loyal Tom Mark, Tom/Ejiro/JD get the win.

Edited April 27, 2003 by HollywoodSpikeJenkins