The One and Only Velocidential Thread 4-26-03

[Guest wwF1587]

Velocity preview for April 26, 2003

 

Catch Velocity every Saturday night starting at 10/9 CT on the new TNN!

 

This week, get ready for what is sure to be a fantastic singles match between Eddie Guerrero and Team Angle's Charlie Haas! Catch this exciting match-up only on the new TNN!

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Confidential preview for April 26, 2003

 

Confidential airs every Saturday night at 11/10 CT on the new TNN.

 

This week on Confidential, find out what brought Goldberg back into sports-entertainment. Learn how Goldberg's departure from professional football opened the door to becoming a bona fide sports-entertainment phenomenon.

 

Also this week, tag along with Torrie Wilson as she mingles with fans while signing copies of her Playboy Magazine, visit Arlington National Cemetary with Bradshaw and Ron Simmons, and find out which 1980 match at Madison Square Garden is Tommy Dreamer's favorite of all time.

 

Check it out this Saturday night at 11/10 CT on TNN!

 

credit wwe.com

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

This week on Confidential, find out what brought Goldberg back into sports-entertainment. Learn how Goldberg's departure from professional football opened the door to becoming a bona fide sports-entertainment phenomenon.

 

Goldberg:"Well, one day, I felt as if I hadn't completed my job of ending careers of good wrestlers with my stiff kick, so I decided I wanted a WWE contract so I could make sure that Chris Jericho was 'next'!"

 

Also this week, tag along with Torrie Wilson as she mingles with fans while signing copies of her Playboy Magazine

 

Fan:"Torrie, what is your favorite match you've had so far in WWE?"

 

Torrie:"The one on Smackdown last week where I botched a tornado DDT on Nidia, and she had to carry me through the whole match. It was cool, because I got to flaunt my Playboy shorts after that!"

 

visit Arlington National Cemetary with Bradshaw and Ron Simmons

 

Bradshaw:"Let's blow them Ahraqi bastards to hayell fer killin' our troops and turn Ahraq into a parkin' lot!"

 

and find out which 1980 match at Madison Square Garden is Tommy Dreamer's favorite of all time

 

Dreamer:"The only reason I'm doing this is because WWE has nothing else for me to do on Raw....stupid assholes...."

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Velocity matches:

Shannon Moore w/ Crash vs. Brian Kendrick

 

Jamie Noble w/ Nida vs. Shane Evans [side note here.... on my Tape 11, there was a Velocity match of Evans vs Matt Hardy. Just figured I'd share.]

 

Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore and Crash vs. Funaki [Dammit! They just have to have more for me to write, don't they? Now instead of writing Matt w/Shannon for anything, I'll always have to put Matt w/Shannon/Crash. Grr ]

 

Charlie Haas vs Uncle Eddie

 

Velocity looks like an awesome show, but Confidential? The ad they had of Kurt made me interested, but after seeing all the bullshit that's going to be around it......bleh, I may just read more of Red Dragon instead of watching.

Edited April 26, 2003 by Yuna_Firerose

[Guest HartFan86]

Confidential looks good with the Kurt stuff...I'm headed the Portland, ME Raw House Show later tonight, so I'll probably tape it.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Since I moved from Chicago to West Virginia, I've been reduced to watching Velocidential to get my Eddie/Benoit fix, for we have no UPN afiliate here in Wheeling. I have to suffer through all the other crap just to see a few minutes of greatness.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I actually might watch both shows tonight. Considering some of the past ones, they don't look that bad at all.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

matt hardy is the new innovator of offense

[Guest Trivia247]

Soooo

 

anyone actually ordering BackLash?

[Guest Trivia247]

LOOKS ITS DA WHITE BOY!!!!

 

 

hmmm he got dark hair now

[Guest Dmann2000]

That's the White Boy challenge guy right?

 

Guess this is a White Trash Boy Challenge?

[Guest AndrewTS]

I guess that was Funaki's "small" push.

 

Wow, the commentators are very professional tonight.

[Guest AndrewTS]

That's the White Boy challenge guy right?

 

Guess this is a White Trash Boy Challenge?

Yup, that's him.

 

EVANS IS ABOVE THE ROSTER SPLIT!! HE CAN GO TO ANY SHOW!!

[Guest Trivia247]

Token Offense Neckbreaka at by Jobber boy.

[Guest Trivia247]

What the hell Was that???

[Guest AndrewTS]

"It would take 3 Rey Mysterios to equal one Big Show..."

 

...that's the end of the sentence?

 

It should end "in weight," you ass.

[Guest Trivia247]

Where the hell is Dace when we need to identify a submissive hold?

[Guest AndrewTS]

WE WANT EDDY!!

 

But first, a review of the Incredible Brock vs. Hair-Train.

[Guest AndrewTS]

DVD on Brock...and hence Johnny-John will definitely stare up at the lights at Backlash.

 

"Where does Kevin Nash's allegiance lie?"

 

Considering HHH kicked him in the balls and he's on HBK's team, I figure that's a stupid question you shilling little shit.

Edited April 27, 2003 by AndrewTS

[Guest Anglesault]

HHH changed his match graphic!

 

There's a water spit! WATER SPIT! Bah Gawd, WATER SPIT!

[Guest AndrewTS]

HHH changed his match graphic!

 

There's a water spit! WATER SPIT! Bah Gawd, WATER SPIT!

I'll be damned, you're right.

 

Time to carry another rookie, Eddy.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I fail to see the resemblance to Meat people keep seeing in Haas.

 

Eddy sells the back like death...cool.

 

HEADSCISSORS! SWEET!!

 

Kiddies chanting "you suck." Heheh.

Edited April 27, 2003 by AndrewTS

[Guest RepoMan]

What an odd exchange between Cat and Jush just then?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Er...you sell the back but then go for the multiple suplexes, Eddy? Eh, well, nobody's perfect.

 

Fuck Goldberg...bring on Kurt.

 

What is the point of 5 seconds or so of Stacy between commercial breaks?

Edited April 27, 2003 by AndrewTS

[Guest RepoMan]

Stacy hosting Slammin' Saturday Night is totally killing the split.

[Guest Choken One]

Was Angle doing the Jesus Christ Pose?

[Guest AndrewTS]

*gags at Mean Gene's shilling and sucking of Goldberg's dick*

 

*click*

[Guest RepoMan]

Atleast he's sorta saying the real reason he sat out for two years.

[Guest Choken One]

JESUS! STOP SHOWING THAT SPEAR!

[Guest Choken One]

Mike Tyson of Wrestling? Ok.

[Guest Choken One]

Doesn't Goldberg know you don't wear Straped Hats Backwards?