The One and Only Velocidential Thread 4-26-03

[Guest bob_barron]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

HA! I saw HBK and Owen tear it DOWN in a ****3/4 Match and GOT to meet Owen on TOP of that!

But NONE of you sat next to a crazy old man who was on the verge of tears when HBK was being beat down!

I sat next to a woman who was crying when HBK won the World Title.

 

I also got to sit next to Brooklyn Brawler and Harvey Wippleman at a RAW show

[Guest Choken One]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

HA! I saw HBK and Owen tear it DOWN in a ****3/4 Match and GOT to meet Owen on TOP of that!

I've seen some **** matches-

RVD v. Eddy Guerrero in a ladder match, Angle v. Austin, Los Guerreros v. Benoit/Angle, and I went to a ROH show but haven't seen any of the matches on tape yet to judge them objectively

Yeah but didja Meet them Backstage when They had NO reason to even look at you and actully talk with you for 15 minutes? No...So that is more special then the rest...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I don't remember Gorilla Monsoon being this tall?

 

[Guest bob_barron]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

I've seen ATrain and Big Show win titles.

 

HA!

[Guest Anglesault]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

[Guest ViciousFish]

I was at the Philly house show in 99 where Foley made reference to the Britney Spears concert across the street.

You win....fuck the actual wrestling. Didn't Mick apologize for a short match then run off?

[Guest Choken One]

I have seen other good ones Too...

 

HBK Vs HHH

 

Which I told u guys before about how I WAS INVOLVED IN THE MATCH!

[Guest Anglesault]

I don't remember Gorilla Monsoon being this tall?

 

He was a big man. I don't think he aged well.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

It sure was.

[Guest Downhome]

I've been to tons of WCW house shows where I saw some damn good matches, where I was on the front row basicly every time. My favorite was a main event Flair/Savage, it was great.

[Guest ViciousFish]

I don't remember Gorilla Monsoon being this tall?

 

He was a big man. I don't think he aged well.

Well if that's the case maybe Show will age poorly and we'll get to see him get sqaushed by cruiserweights

[Guest Anglesault]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

It sure was.

LUCKY YOU!

[Guest CanadianChick]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

It sure was.

LUCKY YOU!

I also went to a house show in '97 on July 4th. The only reason I remember the date was because Faarooq got cheap heel heat by saying he was celebrating July 4th in a '3rd world country'.

[Guest bob_barron]

I went to a show where Faarooq dissed Canada.

 

Damn

[Guest CanadianChick]

I went to a show where Faarooq dissed Canada.

 

Damn

Wonder what he has against Canada...lol.

[Guest Anglesault]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

It sure was.

LUCKY YOU!

I also went to a house show in '97 on July 4th. The only reason I remember the date was because Faarooq got cheap heel heat by saying he was celebrating July 4th in a '3rd world country'.

The best heel is one who knows he's right

 

-Mick Foley

[Guest Choken One]

I ws there when Bret Told us the truth about Pete Rose...

[Guest CanadianChick]

I have you ALL beat.

 

I went to a stupid house show and saw

 

Psycho Sid/Mankind

Savio/Faarooq

Crush/Ahmed

 

Oh, and an awesome HBK/Austin match that had the DCOR-restart thing going.

I went to a house show and saw-

Taker v. Hogan

 

and then I got to see Hogan's ass

Oh yeah? When I was 9 or 10, I got to see Bradshaw/Savio Vega, Mankind/Godwinn, Austin/Mero, Skip/Zip vs. Smoking Gunns, Taker vs Goldust, AND Owen/Bulldog/Vader vs. Micheals/Ahmed/Sid. So ha!

Was that International Incident IYH?

It sure was.

LUCKY YOU!

I also went to a house show in '97 on July 4th. The only reason I remember the date was because Faarooq got cheap heel heat by saying he was celebrating July 4th in a '3rd world country'.

The best heel is one who knows he's right

 

-Mick Foley

HEY! That is uncalled for!

[Guest Dmann2000]

My grandma met Ahmed Johnson in a pharmacy

 

And one of my co-workers had Chris Jericho come through their line at Kroger (damn I wish I was working that day).

 

But me and my friends were driving home from school before a Nitro we were going to that night and saw F'N MEAN GENE in the car behind us.

[Guest bob_barron]

At a RAW I went to they did a segment to make sure Christian and Jericho got booed.

 

They ran down Toronto and Christian said something like:

 

Yea- the Maple Leafs won't win the Cup till 2045!

 

And the crowd CHEERED him for it. I found that to be really funny

[Guest bob_barron]

My grandma met Ahmed Johnson in a pharmacy

 

And one of my co-workers had Chris Jericho come through their line at Kroger (damn I wish I was working that day).

 

But me and my friends were driving home from school before a Nitro we were going to that night and saw F'N MEAN GENE in the car behind us.

I'm afraid to ask what Ahmed was buying.

 

I sat next to Wippleman and Brawler at a RAW (As I said earlier) Johnny Ace kept walking buy me the whole show so I kept heckling him trying to get his attention. He finally caved in and acknowledged me as the show ended.

 

When I went to Survivor Series I saw Stacy and ATrain leave. Talk about your clash of styles.

[Guest CanadianChick]

At a RAW I went to they did a segment to make sure Christian and Jericho got booed.

 

They ran down Toronto and Christian said something like:

 

Yea- the Maple Leafs won't win the Cup till 2045!

 

And the crowd CHEERED him for it. I found that to be really funny

I LOVED how Christian got heel heat at Wrestlemania 18.

 

"Now living in Tampa Florida, Christian!"

[Guest Aero]

I was there... for the Owen-Driver at Summerslam 97

[Guest Downhome]

At the old WCW Saturday Night Main Event tappings that I would go to, when the wrestlers would come out they had staff hold up signs that said "Booooo!" or "Cheer!", depending if the person coming out was a face or a heel. They obviously wouldn't show this on TV, and I always thought it was funny, heh.

[Guest Dmann2000]

I was at the Philly house show in 99 where Foley made reference to the Britney Spears concert across the street.

You win....fuck the actual wrestling. Didn't Mick apologize for a short match then run off?

Yeah Mick came out and said "him and Al Snow got tickets to see Britney next door, so sorry for you Mr. Ass, I'm gonna have to make this quick"

 

I'm paraphrasing.

 

And people seem to forget, I said I saw RENEGADE beat Arn for the TV title.

 

Doesn't that constitue as one of the 10 most depressing wrestling matches of all time?

[Guest bob_barron]

Toronto has gone so long without a Cup that I think we were ecstatic that Christian acknowledged that one day- the Leafs will have one

[Guest Dmann2000]

My grandma met Ahmed Johnson in a pharmacy

I'm afraid to ask what Ahmed was buying.

 

Hell if I know, but it was during the WCW Big T days.

[Guest Anglesault]

I've got the best one.

 

Me, my friend and my girlfriend (She might have been my ex at that point) went to our town Recreation center (swimming pool, gym, steam room)

 

Anyway, we were in the pool, when this guy swam past my girlfriend and brushed up against her ass (Unintenionally) Seeing that I didn't react badly, I think we had alreayd broken up. But that's not important. Anyway, we are joking with he about it, when I look up and see the guy. I turn to my friend "Holy shit, he really looks like the Rock!" Anyway, we didn't think too much of it until we were in the changing room and saw the guy walk in. Of course, since we were trying to figure out if it was him, he caught my friend staring (He was fully clothed, you perves) and apparently gave him the People's Eyebrow. We found the whole thing funny as hell because so many coicidences are funny, damnit!

 

And then I opened the paper. The Rock was doing an autograph signing in my town.

[Guest Dmann2000]

I've got the best one.

 

Me, my friend and my girlfriend (She might have been my ex at that point) went to our town Recreation center (swimming pool, gym, steam room)

 

Anyway, we were in the pool, when this guy swam past my girlfriend and brushed up against her ass (Unintenionally) Seeing that I didn't react badly, I think we had alreayd broken up. But that's not important. Anyway, we are joking with he about it, when I look up and see the guy. I turn to my friend "Holy shit, he really looks like the Rock!" Anyway, we didn't think too much of it until we were in the changing room and saw the guy walk in. Of course, since we were trying to figure out if it was him, he caught my friend staring (He was fully clothed, you perves) and apparently gave him the People's Eyebrow. We found the whole thing funny as hell because so many coicidences are funny, damnit!

 

And then I opened the paper. The Rock was doing an autograph signing in my town.

You shoulda layed the Smackdown on his cripple ass nWo style.

 

Now if it'd been Angle brushing up against YOUR ass, that would've really been interesting.

[Guest Anglesault]

My grandma met Ahmed Johnson in a pharmacy

Did your Grandma mark out? How did she know who he was?