SWF BATTLEGROUND!!!

[Guest Suicide King]

BATTLEGROUND 2003!!!

AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA!

Sunday May 4th, matches due at 10 pm!

Live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado!

Theme song “Not Falling” by Mudvayne.

Arena décor: Decommissioned military vehicles and apparati. The walkway will be flanked on each side by artillery pieces, and the centerpiece will be an AH-64 Apache helicopter that will appear to be crashing into the Smarktron.

 

FEATURING…

 

Sean Atlas vs. Dace Night

 

In their SWF premiere!!!

 

The two newest recruits to the SWF look to make an immediate mark, and what better way than at Battleground? King has decided that each man will need to bring their all to this PPV event, so he added a little… motivation. If Atlas wins, he will be considered the number one contender to the US Title! If Dace wins though, he will have a chance to bring his own breed of “horrorcore” to the HCG division as he will become its number one contender!

Description: Standard match, DQ and countouts apply.

Send to: realitycheck

 

 

Beezel vs. Janus

 

A cage match for the HCG Title!

 

Beezel shocked the world a few paltry weeks ago as he upended the massive Janus to win the HCG Title! Janus has had his chances to get a little revenge, but the smaller and faster Beezel always seems to be one step ahead. The solution? Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide…

Description: You may only win by escaping the cage through the door or over the top. The first person to touch both feet to the floor wins. If you want foreign objects you may bring them in with you…

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

 

Michael Craven vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

For the US Title!

 

Craven’s new attitude has alienated a lot of people, but you can’t deny results! The Nightmare will face Van Siclen once more… this time, MVS is looking for a little vindication! And if that means that he has to wipe that smile off of Craven’s face with a chainsaw, so be it!

Description: Standard rules, DQ and countout apply.

Send to: chirs3

 

 

Jay Dawg vs. Danny Williams

 

A rematch for the ICTV Title!

 

The two finalists in the ICTV tournament meet again! Williams has rehabbed and returned with a bold new attitude and a promise to take the belt that should have been his! Jay Dawg… was unimpressed. Promising to injure Williams permanently this time, Dawg agreed to this match in order to wreak some potentially fatal havoc on the technical master!

Description: Standard rules, DQ and countouts apply.

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

 

Neilsen of the Jungle and Michelle vs. the Suicide King and a partner of his choosing

 

For pride, revenge, and a chance to settle things once and for all!

 

Neilsen of the Jungle has done what hundreds of men before have been unable to do… get under the Suicide King’s skin! Week after week these two have clashed, with the results getting more violent and comical each time! It’s clear that these egos will be unable to coexist, so King scheduled this little shindig to ensure that this matte came to a head in a way of his choosing. Neilsen, still frothing at the mouth after the last show’s events, quickly agreed, and his Hardcore Queen agreed as well! The only question now is who is King’s ace in the hole? Oh, and that Gambling Man couldn’t resist a little side bet… if he wins, Neilsen is forever prohibited from a World Title shot. If Neilsen pins him, Neilsen will get an immediate World Title shot on the next show. If MICHELLE pins the King of Hearts however, the King of the Jungle and the Suicide King will face off in a singles match at the next PPV, with a stip of Neilsen’s choosing!!! The stakes have never been higher, and neither man is looking to fold! Call, bitch!

Description: Standard tag match. The rules will be religiously enforced by Eddy Long, the referee for the match. Well, religiously enforced for Neilsen and Michelle anyway.

Send to: Grand Slam

 

 

Justice and Rule vs. Déjà Vu vs. Wild and Dangerous

 

A six man TLC match for the Tag Titles!

 

Justice and Rule have proven themselves to be every bit as dominant as the pundits predicted! They have defeated each of these two teams, but never under such a brutal stipulation! Wild and Dangerous have thrown their hats into the ring once more, and Déjà Vu are nipping at the heels of the champs! Now the belts will be decided under what might be the most dangerous tag stip of them all! Tables… Ladders… and Chairs!!! Can the champs retain under these impossible odds?

Description: No DQ, no countout. The tag belts are suspended above the ring, and to win they must be retrieved. Tables, ladders, and chairs will all be placed appropriately outside the ring. All six men are in the ring at once, at least at the beginning.

Send to: Grand Slam

 

 

AND THE MAIN EVENT…

 

“THE SUPERIOR ONE” TOM FLESHER VS. FROST VS. TNT

 

IN A THREEWAY DANCE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

 

At From the Fire, an era ended as TNT upended the perennial champ El Luchador Magnifico, ushering in the reign of the new blood! One the same show Tom Flesher and his Magnificent Seven cronies turned on Frost with all the savagery of piranhas on steroids! They have sown the wind… and now they all have a chance to reap the rewards! Flesher quickly pounced on the new champion and stripped him of his most prize possession, protecting both it and himself with his trademarked mix of cleverness and cowardice. Both Frost and TNT have had their chances at him since then, but never until now have the odds been as evened! What was King thinking? Surely this Neilsen business must have distracted him, because Flesher will have to channel his most treacherous ways ever to triumph over the righteous indignation of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang! But perhaps King knows more than he lets on… after all, though Frost and TNT are friends, there can still only be one winner…

Description: First and foremost, only two men are allowed in the ring at one time. Any participant may tag in any other participant. This means that one man will be on the apron at all times. Secondly, the title CAN change hands on a DQ or a countout, to ensure that Flesher puts up a good fight. This match is non-elimination.

Send to: Suicide King

Edited May 1, 2003 by Suicide King

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Holy fucking shit.

 

I thought it'd be good but...

 

 

...this is like, on par with FTF (probably my favorite PPV card ever.) Just awesome.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Nice to see such strong shows.

[Guest Powerplay]

Jesus H. Christ. That is all.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

*Pulls out black box*

*Orders PPV legit*

 

Damn this is a slick card.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Beezel shocked the world a few paltry weeks ago as he upended the massive Janus to win the HCG Title! Janus has had his chances to get a little revenge, but the smaller and faster Beezel always seems to be one step ahead. The solution? Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide…

 

Isn't the point of the cage match to RUN OUT of the cage as soon as possible to win. I mean, you're supposed to get away. I hate escape rules anyway, maybe it's just me.

 

Card looks great and the main is just what we were looking to do with it, thanks.

[Guest chirs3]

Wow.

 

And I mean that.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

He's referring to my sig pic, of course.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

He's referring to my sig pic, of course.

Bahaha, that's what I *actually* thought he was talking about at first, to tell you the truth.

[janusd 0]

I've only had one (standard) cage match in my career so far, and that was back in the JL.

 

Wonder if I can pop out something innovative for the win THIS time.....

 

Edit: And I was hoping for Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" for the theme...oh well, I must work a reference to it into my match.

Edited April 30, 2003 by janusd

[Guest Suicide King]

Heather Thomas... worlds hotter than Heather Locklear.

[Forewarned 0]

Boo!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha! Scared ya'.

 

That said...the return of Damian Diablo is almost here!

 

 

Roar mother f**kers. If you think Neilsen would let his Hardcore Bitch get the pin, the final win, your reasonings f'n thin. The Clash of the Kings. The King of Hearts versus the Ace in the Hole. The Hardcore Hero versus the Heartbreaker. Jungle versus Suicide. NotJ versus SK.

 

Anyone else involved...just doesn't matter.

 

And Flesher, TNT, Frost...if you win...it just doesn't matter. The next show, you'll be staring up at the lights and at the NEW World F**kin' Champion. He IS Neilsen and you WILL fear him...

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Beezel shocked the world a few paltry weeks ago as he upended the massive Janus to win the HCG Title! Janus has had his chances to get a little revenge, but the smaller and faster Beezel always seems to be one step ahead. The solution? Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide…

 

Isn't the point of the cage match to RUN OUT of the cage as soon as possible to win. I mean, you're supposed to get away. I hate escape rules anyway, maybe it's just me.

 

Card looks great and the main is just what we were looking to do with it, thanks.

Your not the only one, I also find escape rule cage matches to be not only illogical but VERY pussy. Some guy made a great post somewhere that sums it up nicely, it went something like,"I hate you so much that I'm gonna race you to the top of a cage."

 

The purpose of a cage match is to lock two guys in a cage, and not let them out until they kill the other guy. The no escape rule also creates a much more logical opportunity for crazy spots off the top of the cage. Becaues if it's escape rules, why would you climb up top just to jump off on the guy, when you can just climb out and win the damn match.

 

BTW: I'm not criticizing the booking, just talking wrestling.

[Guest Suicide King]

My main counterargument to that is that if I wanted to see completely logical fighting and booking I would be watching UFC, not wrestling.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

One time I was watching one of the 100,000,000,000 Hardy Boys vs. Dudley Boys matches. It was escape rules in a cage match, at the end, Jeff Hardy had a chance to win the match, but instead of climbing out of the cage, he jumps down at one of the Dudleys, he misses and kills himself. Hardys go on to lose. Now, I don't think you have to be a UFC fan to say ,"Well that was pretty fucking stupid."

 

But than again it was Jeff Hardy, so I guess it makes sense that he would do it.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

The jumping off the cage spot... I dunno... I always write it as the guy is just pissed and wants to do something BIG to finish off the match. But then again, if it's only escape, why should he have to hurt them long enough to stay down, when you are going to jump on them, the fact that they are already down long enough? Meh.

[janusd 0]

Everyone's raving about the escape rule in thecage match me and Beezel are in?

[Guest Suicide King]

Yeah. People are weird.

[Guest Beezel]

To be honest, I don't remember the last cage match I wrote. Challenges abound.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::escapes cage::

 

Neeeeeeeat card. I like that an inevitable King/Neilsen singles match is being held off for a bit, because it's just so hiyuge that it could use even MORE exciting build. And TLC...we haven't had one of those in, what, 2 years? Seriously, the last one I remember was DVD vs. The Fallen vs. Y2Chris 2.0.

[Guest Ace309]

I remember the last cage match Beezel wrote. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

And this is a hell of a card. Let the speculation on King's partner begin, and I'm starting the pool. $5 per name.

 

I've got BasketballASA.

[Guest Suicide King]

Put my money on STONE FROZE! STONE FROZE!

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Justice and Rule vs. Déjà Vu vs. Wild and Dangerous

 

A six man TLC match for the Tag Titles!

 

Justice and Rule have proven themselves to be every bit as dominant as the pundits predicted!  They have defeated each of these two teams, but never under such a brutal stipulation!  Wild and Dangerous have thrown their hats into the ring once more, and Déjà Vu are nipping at the heels of the champs!  Now the belts will be decided under what might be the most dangerous tag stip of them all!  Tables… Ladders… and Chairs!!!  Can the champs retain under these impossible odds?

Description: No DQ, no countout.  The tag belts are suspended above the ring, and to win they must be retrieved.  Tables, ladders, and chairs will all be placed appropriately outside the ring.  All six men are in the ring at once, at least at the beginning.

Send to: Grand Slam

Okay, first of all, how does Justice and Rule get credit for beating Wild and Dangerous when we've never wrestled each other?

 

Secondly, I'm happy to be in the tag division, but I'm wondering, just out of curiosity, how long I'm going to have to wait to get another shot at the Hardcore Title that I never actually lost?

 

Which reminds me; I beat Janus and MVS in a Triple Threat to become the Number One Contender for the US Title, and not only have I not recieved a title match, but my title shot apparently has yet to be acknowledged since the time I earned the damned thing. What gives?

 

That said, I have a message for Justice and Rule: All your gold are belong to us...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Justice and Rule vs. Déjà Vu vs. Wild and Dangerous

 

A six man TLC match for the Tag Titles!

 

Justice and Rule have proven themselves to be every bit as dominant as the pundits predicted!  They have defeated each of these two teams, but never under such a brutal stipulation!  Wild and Dangerous have thrown their hats into the ring once more, and Déjà Vu are nipping at the heels of the champs!  Now the belts will be decided under what might be the most dangerous tag stip of them all!  Tables… Ladders… and Chairs!!!  Can the champs retain under these impossible odds?

Description: No DQ, no countout.  The tag belts are suspended above the ring, and to win they must be retrieved.  Tables, ladders, and chairs will all be placed appropriately outside the ring.  All six men are in the ring at once, at least at the beginning.

Send to: Grand Slam

Okay, first of all, how does Justice and Rule get credit for beating Wild and Dangerous when we've never wrestled each other?

 

Secondly, I'm happy to be in the tag division, but I'm wondering, just out of curiosity, how long I'm going to have to wait to get another shot at the Hardcore Title that I never actually lost?

 

Which reminds me; I beat Janus and MVS in a Triple Threat to become the Number One Contender for the US Title, and not only have I not recieved a title match, but my title shot apparently has yet to be acknowledged since the time I earned the damned thing. What gives?

Politics.

[Guest chirs3]

And TLC...we haven't had one of those in, what, 2 years? Seriously, the last one I remember was DVD vs. The Fallen vs. Y2Chris 2.0.

I don't even remember that one...

 

DVD wasn't in the TLC, just Y2Chris/Fallen.

 

And this TLC is better, since none of them have a catchphrase as bad as ours was.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Some of us don't even have catchphrases...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Some of us don't even have catchphrases...

No, not all of us do, MR. "I have a charisma of two."

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

I don't need charisma to whip your ass...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I don't need charisma to whip your ass...

True.

 

Wait, was that a comeback...?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Well, you know us guys without charisma; that's the best we can do...