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Guest Choken One
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We all know the legend of "Death Occurs in Threes"...

 

This seems evident in Professional Wrestling as well...

 

Curt Henning and Miss Elizabeth were the first two victims...

 

 

Traditionally The victims are a surprise...We often assume if anyone...Jake Roberts, Tammy Sytch will be the next victim because of their drug history...

 

It usually turns into some one we never expected in this case it is most likely that it was Elizabeth..

 

We have to assume the 3rd Member will be an different breed...Some one in his years...Someone out of the spotlight for awhile...

 

I'll go ahead and pick these three...

 

Bobby Heenan-His Throat Cancer has really affected him.

 

Bobby Eaton-One of those names you'd never expect.

 

Freddie Blassie-Oldest WWE Person I can think of...

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Guest Midnight Express83
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maybe it is me, but I think it is really morbid to pick who you think will die soon. Who the hell knows who is next. Hell, Hogan could drop dead right this second and it will come out of left field.

Guest Showstoppa Icon
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*puts 50 down on Jeff hardy*

Guest Bannable Offense
Posted

Yeah this is a bit morbid, but I'll go with Jake Roberts. Nobody can be that indestructible.

Guest Choken One
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This isn't meant to be morbid but usually it turns out to a good decent comedy thread...

 

I disagree with Moore because It seems we get ONE shocker per group and that was seemingly Liz...Henning wasn't a shock since we knew about his drug and Abuse history...

 

I am convinced it is an Older Name...

 

Jake Roberts and Jeff Hardy will be "popular" picks but I won't go with them...

 

Hell, I won't be shocked if it turns to be an ACTIVE member of the WWE Roster...

Guest Eagan469
Posted

I'll go longshot and say Dynamite Kid

Guest Choken One
Posted

Ohh...Good One.

 

The List of Picks so far

 

Bobby Heenan

Bobby Eaton

Freddie Blassie

Jake Roberts

Jeff Hardy

Dynamite Kid

Guest Choken One
Posted

Not Me...These things have Cycles and Jeff would've been the Henning of this Cycle...

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

Ricky Morton, just because it would piss Keith off SO much.

Guest Choken One
Posted

...PERFECT!

 

Morton is a great Pick..

 

He fits the "Old-Timer that hasn't been seen in awhile package" ala Gordy and McDaniel...

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

I'll go with...hmm...Killer Kowalski

Guest teke184
Posted

I'll go with Fabulous Moolah although Jeff Hardy seems like a safe bet.

 

As for Jake The Snake, he and cockroaches are the only two things capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust. He'll die snorting an 8-ball when he's 70.

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

I'll REALLY go off in left field and say . . . Tito Santana.

Guest KanadianKrusty
Posted

The old guys aren't going anywhere, people have been naming guys like Kowalski and Blassie in past "death pools" but I think we're going to see guys like Roberts (I'd be really sad if his death surprised me but I'm already prepared so...) go before them. I'm only listing Roberts because other people could be just about anyone since we've had so many unexpected deaths in the past years, it could be Jeff Jarett, one of the LOD, Chris Candido, Scott Hall, ANYONE.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

Ric Flair suffocates to death when his head gets stuck up HHH's ass.

 

Vince McMahon

Koko B. Ware

Barry Horowitz

Guest Choken One
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Updated List

 

Bobby Heenan

Bobby Eaton

Freddie Blassie

Jake Roberts

Jeff Hardy

Dynamite Kid

Ricky Morton

Tito Santana

Killer Kowalski

Fab Moolah

Vince McMahon

Koko B Ware

Barry Horowitz...

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
Posted

Gene Kiniski's pretty old and out of the picture. I'll say he goes next.

Guest EternallyLazy
Posted
^Who?

Former NWA champion... Jesus man, learn some history!

 

 

 

lol j/k

Guest the pinjockey
Posted

Typical pick - Jake Roberts

 

Left field pick - Shane Douglas, I would be shocked if he wasn't on something with his injury history and his recent business relationship doesn't hurt either.

Guest papacita
Posted

With my luck, it'll end up being Chyna.

 

That would suck. :(

Guest fazzle
Posted

Okerlund.

 

Then we have to call his hotline and pay $1.99 per minute to find out the details.

 

 

It doesn't get mentioned on Confidential.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

What about Lex Luger, with the way his life has gone lately?

Guest Choken One
Posted

Lex Luger is in the news so I won't buy him as Candidate #3...

 

I'll Buy Shane Douglas...

Guest Choken One
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Yah I was thinking Luger. I REALLY hate to sya this but what about Bret or Anvil to continue the Hart curse?

 

If so I say Jim Neidhart.

If That is So...Bret will be the last man Standing...

Guest Ace309
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I'll go with Jim Neidhart. Why? He's a Hart Foundation guy.

 

Him or Bob Orton.

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Damn you, Original Orange Goblin.

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