Lex Luger charged with 14 counts of

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

by Dave Meltzer

 

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Lex Luger was charged with 14 different drug possession counts, 13 of which were felonies, after a search of his townhouse yesterday.

 

Among the drugs found at his home were Xanex, various forms of anabolic steroids, OxyContin, testosterone and a synthetic growth hormone.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

Daaaaaaaaaaamn....

 

 

That's basically all I can say lol

[Guest Downhome]

Who woulda' thunk it?

[Rendclaw 0]

Big surprise, Luger with steroids.... I just wish that this discovery had not come at the cost of Elizabeth's life, even though she was known to play around with drugs in her day.

[Guest the pinjockey]

With all of those drugs I would be shocked if he doesn't look like the old HHH pic in Downhomme's sig. Good lord, get some cocaine or painkillers like most drug users.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

The Lex Express be REALLY broken down now.

[NYU 0]

I am shocked ! Shocked, I say !

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Luger (on the phone): Yeah Vince, that's right. $500,000 for 5 appearances. Yep. And the Heavyweight Title. That's right. Oh hell yes, this will bring in the ratings. You better believe it. The Lex Express is back !

 

*Liz walks into the room and passes out, but Lex doesn't see.*

 

Luger: Am I still the Total Package ?! You're damn right ! Vince, I haven't watched WWE programming lately, but imagine the reactions you've gotten for Scott Steiner and Bill Goldberg.....mine will be twice that ! Okay, and don't worry. This will work out great. Okay, good bye.

 

*Luger hangs up the phone and sees Liz*

 

Luger: Ah, shit.

 

*Police, all of a sudden, storm the room. They find Liz on the floor, and a pile of drugs on the dresser*

 

Luger: Ah, shit.

 

Policeman: Oxycontin, Xanex, steroids....what the hell is all this stuff ? Lex, we're placing you under arrest for illegal drug possession and the possible death of one Miss Elizabeth.

 

Luger: Ah.......shit. This is going to ruin my WWE comeback.

 

Policeman: Oh no, it won't. We'll just put some milk in your breasts and they'll market you as Nathan Jones II: The Total Package. Now, come along.

 

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Guarantee this is how it went. Or.....something like this. Too soon ?

[Guest Eagan469]

don't act so shocked, he was in the WBF...

[Guest Memphis]

This is hilarious considering back in his Lex Express days he was so anti-drugs and pro-working out it was sickening.

 

Lex got what Lex deserves.

 

Lex screwed Lex.

 

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[Guest Downhome]

With all of those drugs I would be shocked if he doesn't look like the old HHH pic in Downhomme's sig. Good lord, get some cocaine or painkillers like most drug users.

Woohoo!

 

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Lex was taking Oxycotin? Damn. : : calls up Lex and asks him if he wants to hang out : :

[Guest Choken One]

I didn't know the Human Body could absorb that much 'Roids....

[Guest Memphis]

Who's Downhome kidding? That pic doesn't do Triple-Juice justice

 

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Edited May 3, 2003 by Memphis

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Well in the drug department....

 

One look at Lex Luger and DUH, he is on steroids. Just look at it this way, he was built and weighing no more than 170 when he first stepped foot in a wrestling ring. By the time he was fueding with Steamboat, he put on about 80 pounds of muscles. Go to when he won the world title for the first time, he gained another 30 pounds. This spans 5 years.

 

Hmmm...blood hair, 100+ pounds of pure muscles, catchy rock theme, pushed to top despite talent, world champ X times over....maybe he was trips of the 80s.

 

As for liz on drugs. It is sad she ODed, but lets look at it this way, She was married to Savage who is an abusing person, and looks like he is coked out of his mind. So one guess where she picked up the habit. She died young, but my god, she been on drugs for years. It just cought up to her, and the domestic problem with Luger at Easter might have put her over the edge.

[Guest buffybeast]

It sounds like Lex was getting his body in WWE shape.

[Guest AndrewTS]

It sounds like Lex was getting his body in WWE shape.

Used that joke already. Sadly, it's so true...

[Guest Choken One]

Hmmm...blood hair, 100+ pounds of pure muscles, catchy rock theme, pushed to top despite talent, world champ X times over....maybe he was trips of the 80s.

Huh?

 

He was the champion like TWICE in his 16 year career...

 

One was a Meaningless 2 Month title run and another meaningless WEEK long run...

[Guest AndrewTS]

 

Hmmm...blood hair, 100+ pounds of pure muscles, catchy rock theme, pushed to top despite talent, world champ X times over....maybe he was trips of the 80s.

Huh?

 

He was the champion like TWICE in his 16 year career...

 

One was a Meaningless 2 Month title run and another meaningless WEEK long run...

Yeah, Luger's always been thought of as a choker.

 

If I recall correctly, the 2 m onth one was in WCW before he had even gotten started in WWF or WBF yet (and I think he lost it to Simmons or at least defended against him). The week long reign was when he beat Hogan in 97 (I think) and lost it right back the next week.

[Guest ViciousFish]

What is OxyContin exactly?

[Guest Midnight Express83]

I meant HHH in the sense of pushes to the top and the way their bodies developed. Not in how their careers went.

[Guest bravesfan]

If I recall correctly, the 2 m onth one was in WCW before he had even gotten started in WWF or WBF yet (and I think he lost it to Simmons or at least defended against him). The week long reign was when he beat Hogan in 97 (I think) and lost it right back the next week.

 

1st title reign lasted from Great American Bash 1991 (defeated Windham) until early '92, losing the title to Sting at Superbrawl II.

 

2nd reign, as you said, was the 5-day reign in August of 1997 ; he won it on the Nitro from the Palace of Auburn Hills (his hometown), then lost it on Saturday to Hogan at Road Wild in Sturgis.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Well in the drug department....

 

One look at Lex Luger and DUH, he is on steroids. Just look at it this way, he was built and weighing no more than 170 when he first stepped foot in a wrestling ring.

Luger played o-line in the NFL at 170? Ha!

[Guest Midnight Express83]

he was a stick when he started, unless he was fat and kept losing weight, went to roids to have the body he wants. That has to explain it because he was like Spike Dudley on roids to Beniot to Triple H.

[TheFranchise 0]

With all of those drugs I would be shocked if he doesn't look like the old HHH pic in Downhomme's sig.  Good lord, get some cocaine or painkillers like most drug users.

Woohoo!

 

this pic just KEEPS returning!!!!!!

[Guest edotherocket]

Fourteen sounds like a lot. I don't think I can even name fourteen illegal drugs. Maybe I'm just sheltered.

[Guest teke184]

It's not necessarily 14 ILLEGAL drugs... Two of the drugs he's charged with possessing, Xanax and Hydrocodone, are legal with a prescription, which I doubt he has.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Thirteen felony counts of drug possession, GODDAMN!

[Guest snuffbox]

What is OxyContin exactly?

powerful painkiller. comes in various pill sizes(mg's). highly addictive, it is an opiate(like opium, heroin, and morphine).

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

What is OxyContin exactly?

powerful painkiller. comes in various pill sizes(mg's). highly addictive, it is an opiate(like opium, heroin, and morphine).

Its not just *like* heroin, it IS heroin

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I think I have a friend who was busted for possession of oxycontin..he goes to jail after graduation.

 

Why the hell would he need hydrocodone? I guess he likes to throw up..or maybe the steel plate of doom was chaffing him.