Book the worst possible ppv!

[Richard 0]

Legends Match: Jimmy Valient vs. Nick Bockwinkle

 

Loser accepts Jesus Match: Goldberg vs. Paul Heyman

 

Pat Patterson's underwear on a pole match: Sylvan Grenier vs. Brooklyn Brawler

 

Tuxedo Match: Scott Keith vs. Mark Madden

 

Blindfold Straightjacket Match: Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle

 

Losers Gets naked and do each other Match: Stacy Keibler, Dawn Marie, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim vs. Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, Torrie Wilson, Lita

Match ends in no contest when Mae Young and Moolah attack everyone and have geriatric lesbian sex

 

Gauntlet Match: HHH vs. every WWE employee not on card

 

Carrot Top, Dave Coulier, and Dustin Diamond all do 40 minute routines

 

Main Event Scaffold Match: Vince McMahon vs. the corpse of Owen Hart

[Guest JMA]

20 Man Stereotype Battle Royal:

 

The Iron Shiek

Nikolai Volkoff

Berlyn

Saba Simba

Akeem

Jim Duggan

Kamala

Rene Dupree

Slyvain Grenier

Jacques Rougeau

Raymond Rougeau

Dino Bravo

Bushwhacker Butch

Bushwhacker Luke

Haku

Sho Funaki

The Berzerker

Tatanka

The Sheik

Yokozuna

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Opener: Roadblock vs Reese

 

Highspot Match: Villano IV/Villano III/Villano V vs Lizmark Jr./Super Calo/El Dandy

 

Duke Droese vs Dave Sullivan

 

King Kong Bundy vs Koko B. Ware

 

Jim Duggan/Jim Neidhart vs Nasty Boys

 

Main Event: Natural Disasters vs The Koloffs vs Faces of Fear vs Men on a Mission

Edited November 11, 2003 by HarleyQuinn

[Richard 0]

there were two Volkoffs?

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Nikita and Ivan IIRC

Edited November 11, 2003 by HarleyQuinn

[Tawren 0]

PN News & Beautiful Bobby Eaton v. Stunning Steve Austin & Terry Taylor (scaffold match)

The Diamond Studd (w/DDP) v. Tom Zenk

Oz v Ron Simmons

Robert Gibson vs Ricky Morton

The Young Pistols and Dustin Rhodes v. The Freebirds and Bradstreet (six-man elimination)

The Yellow Dog v. Johnny B. Badd

Lumberjack match: Black Blood v. Big Josh

One Man Gang vs El Gigante

Nikita Koloff vs Sting (Russian chain match)

Barry Windham vs Lex Luger

Paul E. Dangerously & Arn Anderson v. Missy Hyatt & Rick Steiner

 

Oh wait...

Edited November 11, 2003 by Tawren

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

It was Windham vs. Luger. Flair had jumped to the WWF at that time and the fans spent most of the show chanting for him.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

And Harley, Nikita and Ivan were the Koloffs. I believe you're thinking of the Bolsheviks, which were Nikolai Volkoff and Boris Zukov.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

yeah, thanks Frost

[AboveAverage484 0]

PN News & Beautiful Bobby Eaton v. Stunning Steve Austin & Terry Taylor (scaffold match)

The Diamond Studd (w/DDP) v. Tom Zenk

Oz v Ron Simmons

Robert Gibson vs Ricky Morton

The Young Pistols and Dustin Rhodes v. The Freebirds and Bradstreet (six-man elimination)

The Yellow Dog v. Johnny B. Badd

Lumberjack match: Black Blood v. Big Josh

One Man Gang vs El Gigante

Nikita Koloff vs Sting (Russian chain match)

Barry Windham vs Ric Flair

Paul E. Dangerously & Arn Anderson v. Missy Hyatt & Rick Steiner

 

Oh wait...

 

No shit, I was going to say EXACTLY the same thing, all the way up to the "Oh, wait..." comment! Damn you for stealing my obvious joke Tarwen!

[Tawren 0]

It was Windham vs. Luger. Flair had jumped to the WWF at that time and the fans spent most of the show chanting for him.

Damn, I knew I screwed something up. I wrote Flair in a rush. *goes back to correct it*

 

And benoitrulz4life, you snooze you lose