TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 Yup just got back and it was a very average experience. The crowd was pretty loud, nothing exciting, and the arena was moderately full. Fuck play by play as most of the macthes have been done at every show for the last few months. Only new one was Nash/HHH. How bad was it? Pretty fucking bad. Sadly not Steiner/HHHl levels of bad so not bad enough to make fun of, but too bad to actually watch. It was worse than anything else: boring as hell. Nash scuked a donkey dick and nearly killed HHH by botching a powerbomb. When the referee(Lil' Naitch) gets the loudest reaction of the match you got a problem. And the end blew as Nash lost to a dinky roll-up, ie. he's winning at JD. No Ric Flair which pissed me off. Funny thing is I started doing their survey but whne I got to page 3(out of like 6 or 7) I said 'fuck it' and threw it out. Not really worth my 50 bucks and I only even moderately enjoyed cause we get wrestling so rarely. BTW Le Resistanse stole the Quebecers pants!
Guest CanadianChris Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 Nash scuked a donkey dick and nearly killed HHH by botching a powerbomb. Well, that sucks...for the $1000 I gave him this morning, he said he was going to kill him dead. Some people just can't do anything right.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 Nash scuked a donkey dick and nearly killed HHH by botching a powerbomb. Just so you know, THAT IS Nash's powerbomb. It's a freakin' botched powerbomb. Otherwise known as the Lazybomb.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 4, 2003 Author Report Posted May 4, 2003 No this was worse. He barely lifted him off the ground and was so winded he dropped him right back on his head.
Guest Choken One Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 I'd Love it if Nash Lazybombed HHH on PPV live and then they rush and tear down the ring like it was a HUGE impact...
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 4, 2003 Author Report Posted May 4, 2003 BTW aint it funny when the loudest pops of the night belong to a referee, a midcarder(RVD) and a female(Stacy).
TheFranchise Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 FUCK HHH oh i'm sorry i just can't i can't resist it. FUCK GOLDBERG
Guest treble charged Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 The crowd was SO dead during that match. I wonder if either of them heard me yell, 'NEITHER OF YOU CAN WRESTLE' at them. Oh well, I got a few cool pictures (I hope) of HHH with the belt.
Guest NoCalMike Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 thank goodness I won FREE tickets to a smackdown house show in June.
Agent_Bond34 Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 No this was worse. He barely lifted him off the ground and was so winded he dropped him right back on his head. That reminds me of the incident where he tried to powerbomb The Giant in WCW.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 4, 2003 Author Report Posted May 4, 2003 Yah except HHH aint 400 pounds. And like treble said I heard more "Whoooo's" for Lil' Naitch than crowd heat for the main event.
Guest treble charged Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 I was yelling at him to try and get him to strut, but he wouldn't.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 5, 2003 Author Report Posted May 5, 2003 I was screaming: "I paid for Flair not you!"
Agent_Bond34 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Yah except HHH aint 400 pounds. I know. That incident was the first thing that came to mind when I read your post about Nash botching his powerbomb.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 5, 2003 Author Report Posted May 5, 2003 Sort of looked like it altohugh he lifted Show higher than he lifted Trips.
Guest Choken One Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I remember the last poochiebomb he attempted... GOD BLESS DIAMOND PAGE FOR SAVING MIKE AWESOME'S LIFE... Nash nearly dropped him 15 feet on his head...
Guest ViciousFish Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I remember the last poochiebomb he attempted... GOD BLESS DIAMOND PAGE FOR SAVING MIKE AWESOME'S LIFE... Nash nearly dropped him 15 feet on his head... What happened there???? And how would they explain HHH truly becoming Cripple H??? And how long would Nash last? I mean RVD seems to have been buried after the Elimantion Chamber 5 Star of Doom...
Guest treble charged Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 This can also be found here: As some of you know, after spending $50+ for 2nd row seats to a Raw house show at the Corel Centre in Ottawa, I shortly after found out the card. While most of the show seemed to be nothing special (and probably not worth the $50 I spent [although it was in Canadian funds, so it was probably closer to 25 cents for you Americans, or maybe 30 cents now with the recent rise in value of the Loonie]). However, one match did stick out to me. One match that I was sure would live up to it's potential and then some. That match, was, of course Kevin Nash vs. Triple H for the World Heavyweight Title. Now, having seen Nash wrestle the Rock last year and putting on ****+ classic, he was sure to have an even better match versus an even better worker in the Raw champion HHH. So, I arrived at the arena, bought myself a Chris Jericho shirt, and sat on my hands for nearly 2 hours (I mean, why would I want to cheer for wrestlers such as the Hurricane, Rob Van Dam or Chris Jericho when I have a sure-fire classic coming up to end the show? I sure didn't want to tire myself out) waiting impatiently for my main event to start. Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime of waiting and watching crappy, boring wrestling, the Fink announced that it was time for the World Heavyweight Championship match (which was sadly only scheduled for one fall). Tradition was broken to start off, as the champ came out first and, thank God, he didn't have to bring that un-entertaining Ric Flair to the ring with him, because that guy's just dragging him down. Then, Big Sexy's music hit and, thanks to what has to be a stroke of luck from the Heavens, since I was sitting on the aisle, I got to see this physical specimen walk slowly to the ring (a man like that shouldn't have to waste precious energy running) and after he did his oh-so-impressive step over the top, the match was on. Well, let me tell you, Angle/Benoit has a rival for match of the year. The fans in Ottawa obviously recognize greatness, as the champ was one of the most over people on the card. The fans weren't all smart, though, as for some strange reason, the crowd was dead silent for most of the match (perhaps they were in awe of what was happening in the ring) and someone (surely not your's truly) yelled 'NEITHER OF YOU CAN WRESTLE' at the two gladiators in the ring. What a buffoon. Anyway, the match continued for probably 6 or 7 minutes, although the time just flew by with these 2 ring generals duking it out. Triple H retained his highly valued title, although he couldn't beat Big Daddy Cool without ramming his head into an exposed turnbuckle and holding the tights. The champ is so good he didn't even need to bust out a Pedigree to beat his competition, although Mr. Nash did get some measure of revenge in returning the favour of ramming Trips' face into the exposed turnbuckle and hitting him with a scintillating powerbomb. I mean, my God, it's a thing of beauty. All I can say is, if this is headlining a pay-per-view, the rest of the card may not be worth my $35, but dammit, if Nash and HHH can put on half as good a match that they did for me and the other countless thousands of fans that were lucky enough to be on hand for this magical night in the Corel Centre (home of some crappy hockey team with fickle fans), then I may have to take an extended bathroom break until the opening chords of 'The Game' hit. Then, and only then, will I know that a match worthy of my time and hard earned money will be taking place.
Guest JHawk Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 You do realize that Vince is reading that and not getting the sarcasm.
Guest Kahran Ramsus Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Had I not left Ottawa for summer vacation last week, I would have been at this show. I'm glad I missed it. As much as I don't like Steiner or Test, Nash is my least favourite wrestler of all time. Nobody is more of a symbol of what is wrong with this business than Nash is.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Wow, I cannot WAIT for Judgement Day. It's just too bad I missed the precursour to what will no doubt be a ***** classic.
Guest Memphis Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 No Ric Flair which pissed me off. Flair's here in Australia at the moment. Oh, and Triple H sucks and all.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 A review of the show on the Torch site called Nash vs. HHH the 5th circle of hell.
Guest Memphis Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 A review of the show on the Torch site called Nash vs. HHH the 5th circle of hell. So it's better than we thought it would be?
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 A review of the show on the Torch site called Nash vs. HHH the 5th circle of hell. I thought it'd at least hit seventh.
Guest MARTYEWR Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 No Ric Flair which pissed me off. Flair's here in Australia at the moment. Fuckin' Australians have all the luck in the world... Nice match report, Tim, since I wasn't at the show (unlike the last 20 or so Ottawa shows). I kinda wish Dames would've been here in Ottawa, just to get a Diatribe on the last match.
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