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Worst movie you've seen on the big screen

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Guest Anorak
Ha ha, I beat you all.....Gone Fishin' with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci followed by Mouse Trap starring Nathan Lane.

The film with Lee Evans in? That was a pretty good little film.

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Guest ShamRock

Coyote Ugly

 

This movie fucking sucked. I was with a group of friends and I felt fucking bored during the movie so I had to fucking wait 'til the fucking movie was over with so that I could get a fucking ride home.

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Guest Fook_Hing_Ho

Fear Dot Com - What a piece of shit movie this was. Word of advice: Don't see this film!

 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - I didn't mind the first one, so I went and saw this. Big mistake.

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Guest Miss Indy Queen

Hmm let's see because there have been a shitload of horrible movies. Jeeper Creepers, The Gift, Bless the Child, the 2nd Mortal Kombat, They, From Hell, The Nineth Gate, and I'm sure there is more than I'm missing but this is the brief list.

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Guest Madmartigan21

The Avengers - A friend of mine wanted to see it against my strong recommendation that we NOT see it. He's the type of person that gets VERY impatient with a movie if he doesn't like it. I could tell during pretty much the whole movie that he regretted the decision to see it.

 

Highlander: Endgame - I didn't think it would be possible to make a worse Highlander movie than the second one. I was wrong. DEAD wrong.

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Guest Madmartigan21
Hmm let's see because there have been a shitload of horrible movies. Jeeper Creepers, The Gift, Bless the Child, the 2nd Mortal Kombat, They, From Hell, The Nineth Gate, and I'm sure there is more than I'm missing but this is the brief list.

How in the hell could you hate "The Gift"? That was easily one of the best movies of that year.

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Guest Anorak

I don't get the Jeepers Creepers hate. It was flawed and uneven but the opening half hour was excellent.

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Hmm let's see because there have been a shitload of horrible movies.  Jeeper Creepers, The Gift, Bless the Child, the 2nd Mortal Kombat, They, From Hell, The Nineth Gate, and I'm sure there is more than I'm missing but this is the brief list.

How in the hell could you hate "The Gift"? That was easily one of the best movies of that year.

You're kidding, right?

 

Jeepers Creepers last 2/3'rds of the movie nullified whatever good portions were in the beginning, IMO. That's the only movie I've seen where the crowd booed at the screen.

 

Dames

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Guest Zero_Cool

Uhm I'm going to have to say the third Mighty Ducks movie..even at eleven I knew it sucked.

 

Last Action Hero was just bad.

 

Van Wilder was one of those movies that was so flat and had a terrible mixture of off the wall gross-out crap (dog jizz, anyone?) and then fake seriousness that was so forced.

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Guest razazteca

Deep Rising is the worst movie I payed to see at a theater. I saw this movie at a second run theater because I had nothing to do on a Tuesday Night so I decided to see Deep Rising. It only cost $1 but I still want my money and time back from this weak ass horror thriller that was. Treat Williams & Famke Jansen and a cast of B movie has beens are at sea for some reason and find an abandon ship which has been destroyed by some monster. So they die off one by one trying to escape and when they do they land on the Island that Time Forgot!!!!!!

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

HEY!

 

I didn't walk out on "Last Action Hero" I stayed for the whole movie.

 

Also, was that Ian McKellen who played The Grim Reaper ?

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Guest KanadianKrusty

Okay, in the past 6 years I've bought a grand total of THREE movies tickets, Austin Powers 3, LOTR, and Mr. Bean... take a guess!

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Guest razazteca
Hmm let's see because there have been a shitload of horrible movies.  Jeeper Creepers, The Gift, Bless the Child, the 2nd Mortal Kombat, They, From Hell, The Nineth Gate, and I'm sure there is more than I'm missing but this is the brief list.

How in the hell could you hate "The Gift"? That was easily one of the best movies of that year.

You're kidding, right?

 

Jeepers Creepers last 2/3'rds of the movie nullified whatever good portions were in the beginning, IMO. That's the only movie I've seen where the crowd booed at the screen.

 

Dames

At least it had an audience unlike Pooty Tang which never had more than 5 people at a time. By far the worst Chris Rock movie ever made.

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Dames

At least it had an audience unlike Pooty Tang which never had more than 5 people at a time. By far the worst Chris Rock movie ever made.

I sat through "Pootie Tang" as well.

 

Pootie Tang OWNS YOU~!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, as much as I enjoyed Pootie Tang... did you think I would pay ?

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

Whoever said Nurse Betty is a retard. Unless it's the ONLY movie they've ever seen I seriously doubt it could be the worst. It's a brilliant movie. Perhaps you expected it to be a dumb and dumber style comedy...but that's not the movies fault for having a brain.

 

The correct answer is The Patriot.

 

"Can I sit here?"

"It's a free country...at least it will be"

 

"Am I upset about taxation without representation? Yes...of course I am"

 

"I beleive the country should be for the people and by the people"

 

Blah. Blah. Blah.

 

Then he is able to have a one on one battle in the middle of a fucking war.

 

Worst. Movie. Ever.

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Guest Scuba Steve

Some of you guys are picking decent movies.

 

As for me, it would have to be Gordy (the OTHER pig movie). Absolutely horrible. I actually played tag in the theatre with some friends because nobody else was there.

 

Indian in the Cubbard comes in a close second.

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Guest Marshall
Okay, in the past 6 years I've bought a grand total of THREE movies tickets, Austin Powers 3, LOTR, and Mr. Bean... take a guess!

Austin Powers 3 (and 1 & 2) was awful, it funkin' stole jokes from Wanes World 2 for fucks sake. Mr Bean was smart and funny.

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Guest Kahran Ramsus
Whoever said Nurse Betty is a retard. Unless it's the ONLY movie they've ever seen I seriously doubt it could be the worst. It's a brilliant movie. Perhaps you expected it to be a dumb and dumber style comedy...but that's not the movies fault for having a brain.

 

The correct answer is The Patriot.

 

"Can I sit here?"

"It's a free country...at least it will be"

 

"Am I upset about taxation without representation? Yes...of course I am"

 

"I beleive the country should be for the people and by the people"

 

Blah. Blah. Blah.

 

Then he is able to have a one on one battle in the middle of a fucking war.

 

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I thought Jaws was your least favourite movie of all time.

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

It's my least favorite movie. But I never saw it in the theater and at least the acting is better than the Patriot.

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Guest CanadianChris

Gotta go with Conspiracy Theory. I don't usually see movies in the theatre unless I'm really confident they're going to be good.

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Guest El Satanico
Last Action Hero was just bad.

Those who call Last Action Hero a bad movie, usually don't understand the movie.

 

It wasn't a serious action movie, it was a spoof of action movies. Those who understand that will usually find it to be a fun movie.

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Guest KanadianKrusty
Austin Powers 3 (and 1 & 2) was awful, it funkin' stole jokes from Wanes World 2 for fucks sake. Mr Bean was smart and funny.

I may ahve bad taste for movies but calling Mr. Bean smart is just plain fucking retarded.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

The mention of second run theaters reminds me that I saw Sidekicks in a second run theater. That's the one where the kid from Seaquest worships Chuck Norris and imagines himself in all his movies.

 

I saw Star Trek V in the theater too.

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Guest Ravenbomb

the only movie I've ever paid for is The Ring, but the worst movies I've seen in theatres are:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

Indian in the Cupboard

Godzilla (hollywood)

Scream 3

Urban Legends

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Guest Madmartigan21
Last Action Hero was just bad.

Those who call Last Action Hero a bad movie, usually don't understand the movie.

 

It wasn't a serious action movie, it was a spoof of action movies. Those who understand that will usually find it to be a fun movie.

That's also usually the same reason why those who don't like "Escape from LA" don't like it.

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Guest bravesfan

Bless The Child (uggh.)

Biker Boyz (insulted my intelligence with its stupidity)

Urban Legends: Director's Cut (or whatever it was called)

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

How in the hell could you hate "The Gift"? That was easily one of the best movies of that year.

Okay, just because we get a 20 Second Cameo from Katie Holmes'

Boobs(Not that it's a bad thing) It still doesn't make it a good movie.

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

No it doesn't.

 

Luckily it also has a good script and good acting along with a tense pacing to make it a good movie.

 

It's one of those movies that's lost on the MTV generation used to flash cutting and loud noises.

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Guest Max Danger

Wild, Wild West. The only time I've ever wanted to just leave the theater. My friend and I decided to entertain ourselves and doing more Mystery Science Theater-style viewing(There were only two other people in there anyhow).

 

That would probably be it, as far as I remember anyhow.

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Guest cartman
I would say Reign Of Fire. Fell asleep 5 times during that movie lol. A loud noise would wake me, then back to dreams again.

my friend coined it "Reign of Tired" for that reason.

 

I also wasted money on Ballistic Eks vs. Sever...ick

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