Guest GameCop Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Apparently. Austin ordered Goldberg to jack-hammer Eric Bischoff; however, Goldberg slipped and landed on his wrist.
Guest tpww7 Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Maybe he wont be able to squash Christian next week?
NYU Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 :lol: Goldberg did one move and he..... and then he landed...... and soon, it will be the Torn Quad vs. the Crippled Wrist for the World Shitweight Title ? Hilarious !
Guest Coffey Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 So, I'm assuming that he slipped on some beer seeing as how it had to be over every square inch of the ring?
Guest TheArchiteck Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Goldberg was drunk as hell prolly. He was downing the hell out the beers hardly spitting any out. You saw him move slower...and slower....and slower. :lol He was tore up.
Yuna_Firerose Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 That...is...fuckin'....hilarious. But, hey, look on the bright side: He can still growl and make faces, thus, he's perfectly fine in the eyes of WWE.
Guest JHawk Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Now, for those of you who say I'm too hard on WWE... This is why I don't like excessive amounts of non-wrestling shit on my wrestling program. Without the beer soaked mat, this probably doesn't happen. And since there's no need for a beer soaked mat in the first place...
Guest Choken One Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Well...U make a guy drink about 50 beers in 10 minutes...How could expect him to lift a human up with ease?
Guest Downhome Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Neither of the "big three" have said anything about this, but I did see at 1wrestling how almost EVERYONE in the back disliked the Nash/HHH segment, and most thought it bombed. Hmmm...
Guest Aecas Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Thats quite funny, but equally annoying at the same time.
Maztinho Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Now Vince will ban any move that uses the wrists to perform. Yoshihiro Tajiri and RVD are left with the only offence in the WWE. And still don't get pushed.
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 I'd like a source to confirm this. Once that happens, and only after that, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Now Vince will ban any move that uses the wrists to perform. Yoshihiro Tajiri and RVD are left with the only offence in the WWE. And still don't get pushed. You forgot that Benjamin and HBK both use superkicks, and Nash and Hogan use big boots. Hogan also has the leg drop. HHH has his thrilling knee-based offense. So Nash, HBK, Hogan, and HHH will still get pushed.
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Goldie can still do the spear, though--he'll be fine.
Maztinho Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 True, I forgot that there where Superkicks running around. Gah, I knew there was a way that even with "kick-only" offence allowed that Tajiri and RVD wouldn't get gold.
Guest razazteca Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 what do expect the ring was soaked with beer and Goldberg had been drinking
Guest Mattdotcom Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho!
Guest Eagan469 Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Goldberg is such a fuck-up...in more ways than one!
Maztinho Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho! Ummm do we remember what happens when Goldie is allowed to kick? Legends get fucked up.
Guest evilhomer Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho! Ummm do we remember what happens when Goldie is allowed to kick? Legends get fucked up. I think that was his point. Suddenly I'm looking forward to his match against HHH, unless of course he won't injure those who are legends in their own mind. Great plan BTW boys, get him piss ass drunk and perform a move on a soaked surface great f'n plan
Guest Banky Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 The funniest part of this thread is the hideous picture of Lita in Polish Rifles' sig. Good god, I dread seeing this being post as I am forced to be subjected to the ugliness of Lita.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Although I highly doubt that anything like this happened, picturing a drunken Goldberg try to jackhammer Bischoff is pretty humorous..funny if he tried a spear and wound up getting a stinger in his neck.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 The funniest part of this thread is the hideous picture of Lita in Polish Rifles' sig. Good god, I dread seeing this being post as I am forced to be subjected to the ugliness of Lita. lol, i know...i have to quickly skim down to Andrews last post to look at Gail to get that horrific thing that is Lita out of my head
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