Guest BoboBrazil Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Lastly, I have heard some rumors about Joanie Laurer (formerly known as Chyna). I have not been able to verify them but I am pretty sure they are correct. First, we all know her website has been taken down without any explanation. Secondly, I heard she cut her hair short and it is very red. Also it appears she may no longer be engaged to Sean Waltman (Formerly X-Pac). Friends have also told me that she is no longer talking to her sister. And it doesn't appear that Joanie is going to Japan. 1wrestling.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Also it appears she may no longer be engaged to Sean Waltman (Formerly X-Pac). Friends have also told me that she is no longer talking to her sister. And it doesn't appear that Joanie is going to Japan. ... Gimme a minute... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 7, 2003 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IB2BLACK Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Where does it say she's coming back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted May 7, 2003 If she does she'll either dominate the women's division...meh...or she'll get totally lost in the midcard shuffle. Doesn't Steph like totally hate her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RugbyDiva Report post Posted May 7, 2003 hmmm... interesting. Guess we'll have to wait and see. I can't picture her with short red hair, and somehow, I can't picture her back in the wwe. But anything's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 <_< Great.....i Can just see Road Dogg, X-Pac, Brian Christopher, Sunny, Scott Hall, and Lex Luger coming back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Chyna, back in the WWE? Yup, its offical. After all the SHIT they've pelted at us, its obvious now that they are performing Product Suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted May 7, 2003 There's your winner of the IC Battle Royal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 7, 2003 In all seriousness, I can't see her coming back either. They more or less exhausted her character in her last run, and she's out of place in the Women's division. She herself said that before her last run ended, and last I checked, she hated HHH and Steph for all the "political bullshit" they stirred. But anything can happen though, so I dunno. I choose to take the Waltman news as gospel however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LuisKero Report post Posted May 7, 2003 What are they going to bring her back for? to be added into the playboy thing with sable and torrie? i think its a mistake for then to be doing this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Well the only value I see in Chyna is Chyna vs Jazz... I always said when Chyna won the Women's title that Jazz should have been Hired immediately because she is the only woman wrestler who could realistically take on Chyna toe to toe. While other women wrestlers maybe better wrestlers... its also Imagry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LuisKero Report post Posted May 7, 2003 If they do bring her back they can make her a midcarder because she can challenege for the WWE heavyweight belts can she, and there are no in the middle belts like the IC belt once was...so its womens div or nothing..and are u sure Chyna isn'y Jazz's brother or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted May 7, 2003 If Sable is back, Chyna might come back as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 7, 2003 It would be an odd working envorinment between Trips, Chyna, and Hosebeast. They wouldn't be dumb enough to re-hire her, would they? Would they? Vince has got the proverbial knife to his juggular - he's so close to commiting career suicide. All great maglomaniacs have glorious falls from the top...this one shall be sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2003 If Chyna does come back to the WWE, I would honestly love to see her in a "Shoot-like" fued with HHH. I mean, what a better way to start a feud than to start it, based on real-life issues. They could cut shoot promos on each other on RAW to start the fued, hopfully leading into a match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooreMark 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2003 I would have loved to see Jazz kick Chyna's ass before they had fired Chyna. Bringing her back I wouldn't count on it but anything can happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RedJed Report post Posted May 8, 2003 She probably just decided to get herself out of the spotlight since her 15 minutes were up about an hour ago anyway. Cutting her hair and getting rid of Waltman........well I dunno, maybe she's goin butch dyke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted May 8, 2003 We're all gonna die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted May 8, 2003 "When asked why she was willing to return to the WWE, a place that shunned her in the tail-end of her career, Ms. Laurer simply responded..." Chyna (impersonating Rikishi): I did it.....for da cash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted May 8, 2003 Maybe Nicole Bass will come back and we can have another lesbian angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Blue Bacchus Report post Posted May 8, 2003 Oh Sweet Jesus! ::Crawls into Fetal Position and Cries from Horrible, Horrible Mental Images:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted May 8, 2003 Chyna with short hair is a really nasty image in my head right now. Actually, Chyna with long hair was a nasty image too. If she came back it probably would be in the Torrie/Sable storyline, which makes me wonder if people are still gonna be feuding with Torrie over her Playboy..3 months after it came out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2003 Chyna coming back to the WWE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 8, 2003 They should bring her back for a one shot in the White Boy Challenge. Chyna had better learn to back the Mack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted May 8, 2003 If Chyna comes back to WWE, they definitely will not book her in degrading angles for leaving on bad terms or for her openly bad mouthing HHH and Stephanie. Nor will they humiliate her or job her mercilessly to people even Nidia beats. Must...keep...straight...face... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 8, 2003 And she should get promptly squashed by the Mack as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted May 8, 2003 Could you imagine what would happen if the ultimate WWE basher himself, the King HHHater TOM ZENK came back to the WWE now? How he'd be treated? "Ok, in this next segment HHH is going to going to beat you with a harsh stare, and then anally violate you in front of your home town crowd." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted May 8, 2003 WHO'S HEXT?! X-Pac Road-Dogg Scott Hall The Ultimate Warrior Jeff Hardy Tugboat Dino Bravo Viscera/Mable Mr. T Andre the Giant John Tenta Honky Tonk Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
