Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 9, 2003 From wrestlecrap's fan mail... no validity claimed I don't know what the deal is of the crap you posted saying HHH And Steph will get married on October 25th. I recall reading that some japanese wrestling magazine posted that and it really has no credibility to what the dirt sheets in the states have. anyway my point is i have a friend who works as a backstage camera man in WWE. and he tells me that not all is going well with the "happy" couple. they seem to be regretting the engagment as they have had some shouting matches lately. It may have something to do with Stephanie being seen with some new guy called "Mike" shes been seen going out with. could it mean what we all waited for?? the inevitable break up of Steph and HHH?? Maybe God does listen to us the fans seems God is a better listener than Vinnie Mac hehe. so don't be surprised to hear rumors on the net sometime this summer of them "breaking it off" or even "breaking up" completely. What's that happen you can break out the wine and party all night long!! Jack "The ladies call me the U.S.S. Kitty Hawk cause they can't get enough of my super sleak and deadly cruise missle" Levinsky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Well, if legit, this could obviously be very good. The guy at least has a point about how, to my knowledge, it hasn't been reported by any US sources. (starts a "Please break up!" chant, followed by "I want Steph!") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Don't believe everything you read fellas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I said in the 1st line that it may have no validity! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted May 9, 2003 No, if they break up you don't want it to be an act by Steph, cause then Vince will feel kinda sorry for how HHH was shafted by his daughter. If they break up, it has to be because HHH totally breaks Steph's heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PencilJobber Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I can't see HHH breaking Steph's heart he is too smart for that the only way anything like that could happen was if she caught him cheating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Tino Standard Report post Posted May 9, 2003 If they were to break up (and they won't... this is all bunk), I don't care what the circumstances are; HHH would be buried so fast, your head would spin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Report post Posted May 9, 2003 That is the biggest line of bullshit I have ever read on the internet. And I've been an avid 1wrestling reader for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I hope you people are kidding.........this is soooooo stupid...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 9, 2003 In his first line, he said this doesn't have any credibility!! Anyway, if this is true, bye bye Triple-Juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest THE MIGHTY THOR Report post Posted May 9, 2003 And the crowd starts chanting:BULLSHIT!!!BULLSHIT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobbyWhioux Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Wishful thinking, I'm afraid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Meh, more bullshit. Although one does hope for a breakup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Don't believe everything you read fellas. We can dream, can't we? "Listen Hunter, I'm leaving you. I'm in love with Chris Jericho, who by the way will be the first to beat Brock Lesnar clean, and then unify the belts again by beating you clean in the first two matches of a best of three falls. First by submission, then by pin. Clean. Plus, I've been reading some sites on the Internet, and think they have some pretty good points--" [HHH wakes up in a cold sweat] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 9, 2003 OMG!~!~! WHATS UR SOURCE~!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I knew MIKE Awesome would find a way to get his revenge. Good for him dating Steph and stealing her from HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted May 9, 2003 At this point who cares. Even if Triple H is buried, that is only the first in a long line that need the same treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Y2DAYDAY Report post Posted May 9, 2003 You guys are clueless. One poster had it right and the rest of you didn't. If HHH and Steph break up, unless HHH's really fucks her over(which he won't),he will NOT be buried. Vince will still push him as his top guy whether Steph likes it or not. Vince likes $$ and thinks at this point HHH is the best they have(him and Kurt Angle). HHH isn't the top guy because he is with Stephanie. He is the top guy because Vince wants him to be the top guy. Because he has long blonde hair, a huge body, and is tall. If Vince thought someone else was better for the spot, even with HHH being Steph's fiancee, he'd take HHH out of the top spot in a heartbeat. When it comes to his business, Vince is loyal to his bank account first. The only exception being Stephanie because he cannot bring himself to fire her from creative. He wouldn't have that problem with HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I knew MIKE Awesome would find a way to get his revenge. Good for him dating Steph and stealing her from HHH. Mike Awesome? I was thinking Mike Sharpe. "OWWWWWWWWWW... MY GLANS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted May 9, 2003 OMG!~!~! WHATS UR SOURCE~!~ Jack "The ladies call me the U.S.S. Kitty Hawk cause they can't get enough of my super sleak and deadly cruise missle" Levinsky. If that's the case than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2003 I'm hearing from a very close & friendly source that this "Mike" guy is actually an Austrailian cartoonist named, Mike Avalardo. A young girl from New Jersey told me this. She said that she actually talked to Stephanie McMahon, and she told her that. But, I still take that with a grain of salt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Steph isn't the reason HHH is still on top. Steph is the reason HHH always gets his way, gets to change finishes, and have far too much input on the creative process. That being said, even Vince decided to abort Nash's title reign after it was killing business. I don't think HHH's has been as disasterous, but I think if it keeps up Vince will do something about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 9, 2003 If HHH and Steph ever fight, it will be over how hard to push HHH. "Super-haaaaaaaaaaaaard!" "Unexplainably hard-uh!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Banky Race your avatar is causing us to get a login/password pop-up in every thread you post in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Thanks for answering the question I just had, Army. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Guy's, they have already married... LIVE REPORT: HHH Marries Stephanie McMahon!! As most of you know, HHH recently proposed to Stephanie McMahon. What most of you don't know, however, is that they already got married. It quietly happened late last month, and only close friends and family were invited. Now this I couldn't miss. The dedicated journalist I am, I donned a mask and pretended to be Rey Misterio Jr. I got in without a problem. I apologize for not being able to put together a cohesive report of the wedding. All I could do is scribble notes, but I've transcribed my notebook for everyone on the internet to see. So enough meaningless hype, let's get to the notes!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I'm sitting in the back, patiently waiting for the proceedings to begin. I see a dark, hulking figure in the back, and he's looking nervous. You know, I give HHH a lot of flak, but he really is one masculine dude. He has gotten really thick, deepened his voice, and makes weaker men scurry away in fear. He seems to have darkened his hair brunette for the wedding, which is a classy touch. Wait a minute, that isn't HHH. It's Stephanie. My mistake... ...despite recent WWE budget cutbacks, no expenses were spared for this wedding. The minister's podium is made of finely aged wood, with a chrome-silver top. It's sturdy, broad, and won't budge at all. What an antique! Wait, hold that thought. That isn't the wooden podium; it's Linda McMahon... ...lots of old friends have set their differences aside to celebrate tonight. Hey look, there's Bret Hart. Aww look, he's on one knee, praying for their marital bliss. Very sweet. Next to him, something catches my eye. It's a skinny, older gentleman lying on the floor, his legs wriggling in pain. What the...hold on, Bret isn't kneeling in prayer, he's choking Earl Hebner with his shin!... ...yikes, I think I'll go outside to cool off. It's Goldberg, looking sharp! Proud of his heritage, he shouts, "I'm Jewish!" A group of young ladies to the left shouts back, "I'm Christian!" Forgetting he's at church and thinking he's at a Raw taping, Goldberg hears the word "Christian," and spears the entire group of young ladies. We're off to a rough start... ...watching the Goldberg incident, Christian and his buddy Edge giggle in laughter. Brian Gewirtz comes over to them and kindly reminds them that neither is permitted to talk while HHH is in the room. After scolding them, Gewirtz is overheard telling Michael Hayes, "Those goofs. If I didn't write it, they shouldn't say it." Hayes just rolls his eyes... ...the bride's maid looks picture perfect playing her role. It's Pat Patterson... ...on the walls of the church halls, pictures are everywhere of weddings from the past. Elizabeth and Randy. Uncle Elmer! Test and Stephanie. In the trash can directly under these pictures, sits a picture of Billy & Chuck... ...fresh out of prison, I see Dr. George Zahorian parking his car. Wow, I guess he's back on good terms with WWE. He looks to be popular, as the entire roster of OVW is lined up to greet him in his van, holding empty bags they hope to fill with "goodies"... ...speaking of illegal drugs, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) was tipped off about the wedding, and they're closely watching in the back. Steiner and Test have arrived. Uh-oh, I smell trouble. Steiner and Test are each carrying a duffle bag. Play it cool guys, play it cool. Oh shit, there's Goldust! Just as the DEA agents are patting down Test & Steiner, Goldust blurts out, "Needles and pills in duffle bags, ooo ooo hyaaa hyaaaaa!!" Ugh, great timing to have a Tourette's attack... ...Rikishi is in attendance. Unfortunately, he showed up in his ring gear. His sweaty, bare buttocks stuck to the wooden pews like Velcro. After he got up, the sweat and odor were so bad that the janitors had to bust out the mop... ...Roddy Piper showed up, in his kilt. Roddy is a little slow these days, but he was shrewd enough to catch Rico looking up his kilt. When asked about it, Rico looked flustered and said, "Err, uhh, just enforcing kayfabe!! You know, us oldtimers love kayfabe!" Nobody believed him. Mark Henry came to his defense, though. "It's alright, man. Sometimes when you play a gimmick so much, you BECOME that gimmick in real life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to that piece of ass, Mae Young"... ...things are going slowly, so to pass the time, I take a gander at the Guest List... wow, I've seen Guests Lists, but I've never seen a NON-Guest List. Let's see, who's on this? Oh, OK. X-Pac and Chyna... ...things are going so slowly at this point, that by the time Stephanie gets the cue to come down the aisle, Terri has already married and divorced half the people in the room... ...behind me, Undertaker's baby is crying his lungs out. It's really getting on everyone's nerves, but no one has the balls to speak up. Finally, William Regal can take no more. "Will you shut the young lad up, or else I'll give it a royal thrashing!" I laugh silently and go back to my business... 3 minutes pass and I look back again. My goodness, William Regal has been beheaded! Remind me never to mess with the Undertaker or his family. I guess now we know why Regal hasn't been on TV lately. The food poisoning story was just a cover-up... ...good to see Jim Cornette again. Kind of sad to see him having trouble convincing the host he was on the guest list. No one came to his aid, either. Seems no one on the WWE payroll knew enough about 80s wrestling history to remember who Cornette is... ...the altar boys are getting a massage backstage. Their masseuse looks really happy. Good to see Mel Phillips has found work again... ...the music hits, and Stephanie comes down the aisle with Vince. At this point, the minister asks, "Who gives this bride away?" Normally, the father responds, "Her mother and I." In this case, Vince said, "Her mother, 2,000 hookers, hundreds of leftover ring rats, Pat & Terry & Mel that drunken night in San Fran, most of the Divas, her brother Shane, and I. Did I mention I gave one of the ring rats 6 orgasms in one night?"... ...one of the altar boys stood up and shouted, "That's nothing! My priest gave me 7 orgasms by noon!"... ...the host looks disappointed that the Big Show hadn't arrived yet. He phoned the restaurant that housed the reception dinner, and Big Show had gotten there way too early. The chefs informed the host that thanks to Show, there was now no food left for the reception... ...the Best Man is Ric Flair. Normally, it's the Best Man's job to give the ring to the groom. In this case, HHH simply presents his ring to himself. "You can't do that!" said the minister. To which HHH replied, "Sure I can. How do you think I won my WWE title?"... ...OK shhh, time for the vows... Minister: "Do you, Paul Levesque, take this woman to be your beloved wife? To share and care forever, to love and cherish?" HHH: "I do." Minister: "Do you, Paul Levesque, promise to hold back talent, kick out of finishers and near falls, allow no offense, sell as unconvincingly as possible, squash every up and coming new talent that starts to get over, laugh at the top babyfaces and make them look incompetent, dominate airtime, point fingers when things go wrong, whisper in Vince's ear that Jericho doesn't have what it takes, protect your top spot, and never, ever make sure anyone surpasses you as top dog?" HHH: "I do." Jericho (whispering to Lance Storm): "He already has. You don't see Jeff Hardy or RVD here, do you?" Storm: "I know. In fact, I'm surprised we were even invited." Jericho: "We weren't. I told the host I was Mongoose McQueen and that you were my roadie. He bought it, hook-line-and sinker. Thank God for Fozzy." Storm: "That's blasphemy!" Jericho: "You're right, I'm sorry. Thank HHH for Fozzy." Minister: "And do you, Stephanie McMahon, take this man to be your beloved husband, to share and care forever, to love and to cherish?" Stephanie: "I do." Minister: "Do you promise to push him to the moon, involve yourself in all the top angles, get yourself over at the expense of your talent, back down all the tough heels to make sure they don't look cool or menacing, become a worse actress, pretend men actually desire you sexually, go on national radio radio and tell the world HHH has no ball hair, and not let 10 minutes of TV time pass by without us having to suffer through seeing you in every Goddamn segment?" Stephanie: "I do." Minister: "Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce professional wrestling in the United States DEAD AND GONE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" http://www.wrestlingprofessor.com/HHHStehpanie.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Well, if legit, this could obviously be very good. The guy at least has a point about how, to my knowledge, it hasn't been reported by any US sources. (starts a "Please break up!" chant, followed by "I want Steph!") If you ever get with her and bring her to SC, you best watch out for the SMOOOOTH MUTHAFUCKIN' MACK, SP. . . . and if they break up I'll rejoice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted May 9, 2003 RRR... MARKOUT!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 9, 2003 Stephanie comes down the aisle with Vince. At this point, the minister asks, "Who gives this bride away?" Normally, the father responds, "Her mother and I." In this case, Vince said, "Her mother, 2,000 hookers, hundreds of leftover ring rats, Pat & Terry & Mel that drunken night in San Fran, most of the Divas, her brother Shane, and I. Did I mention I gave one of the ring rats 6 orgasms in one night?"... :lol :lol Minister: "Do you, Paul Levesque, promise to hold back talent, kick out of finishers and near falls, allow no offense, sell as unconvincingly as possible, squash every up and coming new talent that starts to get over, laugh at the top babyfaces and make them look incompetent, dominate airtime, point fingers when things go wrong, whisper in Vince's ear that Jericho doesn't have what it takes, protect your top spot, and never, ever make sure anyone surpasses you as top dog?" Hasn't he done all those things? :lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EdwardKnoxII Report post Posted May 9, 2003 ...the altar boys are getting a massage backstage. Their masseuse looks really happy. Good to see Mel Phillips has found work again... This was the only joke I didn't get. Who is Mel Phillips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
