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Guest edge-o-matic
Posted

Mods, move this if neccessary - I'm going confused to where it should go.

 

First, Kevin Nash :

 

Remember, Poochie

One baby step at a time

One, two, three - quad tear!

 

:huh:

 

Next haiku : Goldberg

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Goldberg the marks chant

Even though he ended Bret

Vince throws away cash

 

Next: Crash Holly

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Crash:

 

Superheavyweight

He now follows Mattitude

He'll kick Sparky's ass

 

Next: Chavo

Guest Neil-o-Mac
Posted

The Dead Man Walking

He will sell no moves at all,

HE'S A HOSS BAH GAWD!

 

Next: Chris Jericho

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

Raw is Jericho

How truthful this really is

Highlight of the night

 

Next: Kane

Guest The Superstar
Posted

The Big Red Machine

He's boring, slow, and awful

Better than Taker.

 

Next: Ric Flair

Guest Bannable Offense
Posted

Profilin' old man

Reduced to lackey for guy

Abusing steroids

 

Next: L.O.D.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Oo-oh What a Rush

Jobbing to the Champions

Please retire soon.

 

Next: Mr. America

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

What a mystery

Oh, I can't tell who it is

I am in suspence

 

Next: Christian

Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Posted

God bless America

Fights Piper at Judgement Day

Just smell the buyrate

 

Next: Eddie Guerrero

Guest Coffey
Posted

If mod was I

I'd Lock thy

Bad post quality high

ignorance nigh

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Hot pink tights are cool

Stevie-T and you are dead.

Fear Big Stevie Cool.

 

Next: The Rock.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Rock's in Hollywood

Ninety percent of the year

Why even wrestle?

 

Next: "CLASSY" FREDDIE BLASSIE!

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Two fat Samoans

They take up alot of space

Which one is Rosie?

 

Next: "Classy" Freddy Blassie (requesting again)

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Bah Gawd what a hoss

He ejaculates a lot

When Albert is there.

 

Next: Jerry Lawler

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Announcer that yells

"Oh my god! Puppies! Puppies!"

For underage boobs

 

Next: Chris Benoit

Guest The Superstar
Posted

The Crippler is

Never going to win big

Because he is small.

 

Next: Team Angle

Guest Special K
Posted

One tooth is missing,

We'll make it his new gimmick.

Wait, he can wrestle?

 

Next" Hurricane

Guest Special K
Posted

Loved by many smarks,

Follows Raven (He's the man.)

The Flock F'in owns.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Uh...hey, Special K

I don't know who to use next

Give me a name, 'ight?

Guest Memphis
Posted

Memphis

 

Pity I'm hetro

Because Memphis rocks my world

He owns your asses.

 

By Jyushin Thunder Liger.

Guest Bannable Offense
Posted

Check out that costume;

The Hurricane has nothing

Compared to this guy.

 

Next: NWA: TNA

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