Greatest Quotes by people on this board...

[Guest Anglesault]

You know you've seen them. Maybe you even have them in your sig.

 

They're are great quotes because they are particularly funny, ironic, or they hit the nail on the head.

 

It can be humor, political, or just plain mean.

 

And if you remember a great quote but can't recall who said it, post it anyway, maybe someone will claim it.

[Guest Memphis]

EL DANDY~!'s quote in my sig about sums up tank_abbot's purpose here.

 

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[Guest The Czech Republic]

Dig my sig, I have a few.

 

Agent of Oblivion had his about jacking off onto a sock so much that it resembled a roofing shingle.

 

Then there's OJ Hart saying "I'm gonna knock her up real good!!" and everyone just going "...what the fuck?"

[Guest Choken One]

I believe my entire Lesbian Cousin Post and Mommy Kissing Daddy's penis deserves honorable mention...

[Guest Memphis]

There's great quotes then there's the fucking bizarre.

 

You rank in the latter, Mr.Choke.

[Guest Choken One]

I'll take it...

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'd like to state that yes....I am quoted within a signature. Would CoreyLaz please stand up?

[Guest Memphis]

Myself & bps are in The Dames' sig.

 

Beat that.

 

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[Guest Nevermortal]

Myself & bps are in The Dames' sig.

 

Beat that.

 

M

No.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I got quoted once...I believe it was comparing HHH to how Ronald McDonald gave the Hamburglar a higher position even though the Grimace was clearly more deserving.

 

I liked being quoted...I miss it...

[Guest MaxPower27]

I got quoted once...I believe it was comparing HHH to how Ronald McDonald gave the Hamburglar a higher position even though the Grimace was clearly more deserving.

 

I liked being quoted...I miss it...

See my sig...

[Guest Choken One]

Am I qouted? I don't have Sigs turned on...

[Guest ViciousFish]

I never get quoted because I suck

[Guest MrRant]

Quit trying to get quoted.

[Guest CanadianChris]

I was quoted in bps' Raw Is Necrophilia report. Highlight of my entire week.

 

(After a Jericho/Christian backstage promo) "Well, there's our three minutes of entertainment for this hour..."

[Guest CanadianChick]

"Next time you're in the hospital, you will realize that Evolution is just across the hall"-AS

 

I think it was something like that...

[Guest ViciousFish]

Quit trying to get quoted.

If I wanted to be quoted I would have come up with something original..I was telling the truth

[Guest MrRant]

Some people... so hypersensitve.

[Guest Kingpk]

Who used to do those "Quotes of the week" thing waaaaaaaay back? Was it SoCalClone? That was some good shit that needs a revival.

[Guest Flyboy]

Recently:

 

Sometimes, before school, right after I shower and get dressed, I just can't contain myself. If I think I have enough time, I will roll up my blanket or bedsheets or both and just hump the hell out of them, thinking about girls at school, or on occassion, a teacher or two at school.

-- the r-train

 

Old Skool:

 

Everything is at a reasonable price like DVD's cost $20.00 and computers $10.00. Everyone would get food as I would send food mobiles to give food to people sort of like the milkman but the food man.

-- Michael Joel Benoit aka Scott Keith Biggest Fan Edited May 25, 2003 by Flyboy

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Here's the deal. If you TRY to get quoted, it never works. Ask EQ...he'll tell you about me trying to be quoted...never works...

[Guest Choken One]

I was qouted on The Raw Report once...about Ben Affleck though...It's a Catch 22 thing...

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

This is real nice. Everyone lauding their own quotes and pleading to be quoted.

 

Most quotes I remember are related to me, such as the one in my sig now. What? had a nice one about fucking Pennywise... it was in my sig until a few days ago, but I can't remember it now.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've had a few of my own in people's sigs, couldn't tell you what they were though. I know that my best resides in JustSoYouKnow's sig (or did last time I looked), and it said "History is driven by two things: Money and invisible men that people pray to."

 

All the other people's good quotes I can think of lead back to Metal Ed, take that for what you will.

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

Who used to do those "Quotes of the week" thing waaaaaaaay back? Was it SoCalClone? That was some good shit that needs a revival.

Yes, that was SoCal back at the old Smarks. It was dubbed "Smark of the Night" and was a great hit among everyone. People have been trying to recapture that magic on various boards for a couple years now, but it never really comes close to the original.

[Guest eiker_ir]

i was or am quoted in Blurricane's sig i think, yay for me!

[Guest treble charged]

The only 2 times I can remember being in someone's sig was Flyboy and RobJohnstone.

 

So, basically, I was quoted by the laughingstock of the board... and RobJohnstone.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

"Next time you're in the hospital, you will realize that Evolution is just across the hall"-AS

I think that's exactly the way it was.

[Guest Mole]

I've never been quoted, nor do I really care.

[Guest Flyboy]

The only 2 times I can remember being in someone's sig was Flyboy and RobJohnstone.

Are you talking about when I paraphrased our AIM conversation?