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Worst catchphrases, 1998-2003

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Guest subliminal_animal
"How do ya like me now?"

"Hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know." -- Sean O'Haire

'Let me Holler at ya playa'

'Back the Mack'

Oh, and 'I'm Joe, Just Joe'

"You're welcome!"

Those are all pretty good.

 

"And THAT is the last word!" - Big Show around '99ish.

I think he only said that once. He was in a feud with Austin and said, "And that's not the bottom line ... that's the last word!"

 

If you want a bad catchphrase, Billy Gunn's "the one".

Wrestler nicknames aren't catchphrases. Maybe in some cases, but not here!

 

The Cerebral Assasin(sp?)-JR's nick name for HHH. So HHH is so smart because he keeps a sledgehammer under the ring to hit people with?

He also knows how to keep his title, and how to get out of precarious predicaments (pinning and non-pinning), like yesterday on RAW.

 

The Bitch is Back-Jazz

"The bitch is back, babyyyyyy!" is worse, though.

 

"The Supreme Court of gutchecks" - Another blowjob nickname thought of by JR for HHH.

He called HHH that, or was he referring to where he was getting his BUTT tooken by The Game? Because that's a stupid thing to call a person.

 

It's not a catchphrase, but right after Big Show grew a mustache and beard for the first time in the WWE, he did some thing where he traced his eyebrows down to his beard with each index finger. I think it was supposed to intimidate you. Super gay.

 

Some more:

 

"Oh so ... Sable-licious."

 

"The Sable Griiiiiiind ..."

 

"You ain't seen nothing yet with this!"

 

"You strawberries are gonna toss my salad and peel my potato!"

 

"Slap to it, slappy!"

 

"I got allllll the stroke around here!"

 

Jeff Jarrett:

Those were good ones, you one-nutted slapnut.

 

subliminal_animal

Hm ... I see your point, but I don't really care. Anyway ...

 

"Get ready for a hotflash!"

 

"I'm may be a stink-o to you ..."

 

"A little blood, sweat and boogie for ya!"

 

"I am a fat dumbass who walks around with half my garnished head shaved to build up to the big Carson City Silver Dollar Match! I don't think that was before '98, though!"

 

"We're gonna hump you like the dogs that we are!"

 

"Tony, Tony, I gots a question to ask!"

 

"Misfits, at ease!"

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Guest Austin3164life

"Here comes ol' Big Evil...." J.R. shiling Underseller in late 2001.

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Guest Downhome

"HHH is the greatest World Champion of all time!" --- Any fuck who says it.

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Guest Downhome

Oh yeah, I never "got" Down With The Brown either. Wasn't that like, saying, DOWN with him, meaning hold him down, kill him, get him away, etc...? That's how I always looked at it, heh.

 

I get what it was supposed to mean, but it always sounded more like a negative towards D'Lo myself.

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Guest AndrewTS

"This is my yard, and I'm the big dog that runs this yard, blahblahblah" -- Taker.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

"Booger Red" - Not a catchphrase, but stupid nonetheless.

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Guest Downhome
"Booger Red" - Not a catchphrase, but stupid nonetheless.

What does that mean btw?

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

I have no idea. It's gotta be some kind of souther slang. I'm from California, so beats me.

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Guest Downhome
I have no idea. It's gotta be some kind of souther slang. I'm from California, so beats me.

I'm from South Carolina, and even I have no clue.

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Guest AndrewTS
"Booger Red" - Not a catchphrase, but stupid nonetheless.

What does that mean btw?

Uh, he picks his nose until it bleeds?

 

Oh, wait...I remember hearing what it was about. It has something to do with a cattle roper, I think.

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Guest AndrewTS

"...Evolution has just passed you by..."

 

Considering who said it, and what happened afterwards, it sucks and it's terribly funny and ironic.

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Guest bravesfan
Oh yeah, I never "got" Down With The Brown either. Wasn't that like, saying, DOWN with him, meaning hold him down, kill him, get him away, etc...? That's how I always looked at it, heh.

Just as Billy Gunn proudly shouted his only catchphrase-worthy catchphrase, "If you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!"

 

Being "down" with something, means you're cool with it, and you're willing to follow that cause.

 

What does that mean btw?

 

"Booger Red", a adjective that caught on in the South, was coined after a song by Sid King & the Five Strings of the same name.

 

Here are the lyrics to the song,which alleviates to a mischievous redhead(?):

 

Well it's red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

She's four foot five and, man, alive

She operates on fluid-drive

She never stops to look at the clock

All she wants to do is rock

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

She starts in rockin' when the sun goes down

Don't stop rockin' till she's way up town

Now all the boys are in the air

She says she'll meet 'em, but she don't say where

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

Red... red... red... red

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

If you wanna go out on a spree

Dial on your telephone one-one-three

Tell information, you don't know her name

You gotta have a date with that real gone dame

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

Red... red... red... red

Her eyes are green and her hair is red

Booger red, booger red, booger red, booger red

Well it's red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

Red-red, red booger red

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Guest bravesfan

^

JR used this term in accordance with 'Taker's hair gaining a reddish sheen to it, after turning heel (then again, he probably dyed it.)

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Guest AndrewTS
^

JR used this term in accordance with 'Taker's hair gaining a reddish sheen to it, after turning heel (then again, he probably dyed it.)

It's Taker's natural color. He always had to dye his hair in his old character but later on you could see the reddish shade to it.

 

So...judging by the song...does JR want to date Taker?

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Guest Downhome
"well it's time, it's time....it's vader time"

Oh good God, that's one of my FAVORITES, not worst damnit.

 

He should be the campaign manager for Ralph Nader, and, well...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

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Guest AndrewTS
"well it's time, it's time....it's vader time"

Oh good God, that's one of my FAVORITES, not worst damnit.

 

He should be the campaign manager for Ralph Nader, and, well...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

Nader was the Democrat's Perot of the 2000 election. If I didn't know better I'd say the Republicans supported his campaign.

 

"...Vader time" does rule. Considering it's one of the few things he said, how he said it, and his voice, it was intimidating. It wouldn't so well for most other people.

 

"Nader Time" would sound VERY lame.

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Dont get me wrong.......Vader Time was one of my favorite phrases, but it didnt really catch on......

 

Well it's time......it's time.....it's Vader...time..time.time..time *screeching horn*

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Guest bravesfan
It's Taker's natural color. He always had to dye his hair in his old character but later on you could see the reddish shade to it.

 

You're right; actually, I should've known that.

 

:recalls not-so-fond memories of Mean Mark Callous:

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Guest Downhome
"well it's time, it's time....it's vader time"

Oh good God, that's one of my FAVORITES, not worst damnit.

 

He should be the campaign manager for Ralph Nader, and, well...I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

Nader was the Democrat's Perot of the 2000 election. If I didn't know better I'd say the Republicans supported his campaign.

 

"...Vader time" does rule. Considering it's one of the few things he said, how he said it, and his voice, it was intimidating. It wouldn't so well for most other people.

 

"Nader Time" would sound VERY lame.

I want to see Vader walking behind Ralph Nader, doing the hand sign while rubbing his shoulders screeming in his crazy voice...

 

...it's time, it's TIME, it's NADER TIME!!!!!!!

 

I can dream can't I?

 

I really love that catchphrase, the real one, and always have. Coming from Big Van Vader, it's very effective.

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Guest papacita

"Myself and the Kliq are gonna dance all over your face"-HBK. As big as a mark as I was for him in 96, I never liked that one.

 

I never got Faarooq's "Damn" either. What the fuck is so special about that?

 

Jericho's "I am the King of the World" just annoys the shit outta me...which I guess is good, because he's supposed to be heel, but still.

 

Also, I liked Tazz's "The Mood is about to change", but he's used it at some inappropriote times. I remember a Smackdown I went to in 2000 where he actually told HHH "I'm gonna turn your frown upside down." WTF??

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"Myself and the Kliq are gonna dance all over your face"-HBK. As big as a mark as I was for him in 96, I never liked that one.

 

I never got Faarooq's "Damn" either. What the fuck is so special about that?

 

Jericho's "I am the King of the World" just annoys the shit outta me...which I guess is good, because he's supposed to be heel, but still.

 

Also, I liked Tazz's "The Mood is about to change", but he's used it at some inappropriote times. I remember a Smackdown I went to in 2000 where he actually told HHH "I'm gonna turn your frown upside down." WTF??

:lol: I remember the SMackdaown when Tazz said that to Triple H. HHH had this "what the fuck?" look on his face when he said it. Tazz would also say things like, "you got a title shit lined up tonight, well the mood is about to change"

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"oh, testify"

Excuse me, WHAT? D-Von's gimmick was like a television evangelist! This was PERFECT for him.

 

... Testify, brother Gosunkugi, testify.

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Guest JDMattitudeV1

"Toothless Aggression" takes catchphrases to a whole new level of badness. Not only does it make you cringe every time you hear it also somewhat kills the whole bad ass thing Benoit has going for him. Think about it, it’s hard to take a guy seriously that has "Toothless Aggression" written on his tights?

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620

"Say your prayers and take your vitamans!"

 

That one made me want to puke every time I heard it.

 

My all time favorite,

 

"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the men, WOOOOO!!!!"

 

Now that's a catch phrase.

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Guest Nobody in Particular

I have but one word....

 

 

 

 

 

What?

 

 

It kicked 31 flavours of ass at first, then it went to hell when those idiots in the crowd took over.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

"ARE YOU BOYS READY FOR THE GRIIIND?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

 

 

Jesus, bitch. At least get the sound truck to give you a tune to grind to. Gyrating away to no music whatsoever makes you look like you have a fish in your pants and you're trying to wriggle it out.

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Guest Stunt Granny

I hate how when Brock comes out one of the announcers HAVE to scream "HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!" It's so lame and gets annoying.

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Guest CanadianChris
_Whenever John Cena tries to get the crowd to chant "fuck" or "dick" at the end of the rhyme......he usually gets NO reaction

What? It always looks like the crowd loves doing that.

 

And "Shut Up Juice" wasn't a catchphrase, it was a jab at Juventud Guerrera to stop stealing his gimmick.

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